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Exclusive Footage Of Team Trump’s Iran Intel Briefing


>>NOW, OVER IN THE SENATE, UTAH
REPUBLICAN MIKE LEE, A TRUMP ALLY, IS BLASTING THE WHITE
HOUSE, AFTER A CLASSIFIED BRIEFING ABOUT THE SOLEIMANI
STRIKE.>>PROBABLY THE WORST BRIEFING
I’VE SEEN, AT LEAST ON A MILITARY ISSUE, IN THE NINE
YEARS I’VE SERVED IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE.>>”THE LATE SHOW” HAS ACQUIRED
FOOTAGE OF THE CLOSED-DOOR INTEL BRIEFING.>>ALL RIGHT, I KNOW YOU HAVE
MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE RATIONALE FOR THE TARGETED
STRIKE ON QASSEM SOLEIMANI. HOWEVER, I’D LIKE TO START WITH
THIS– PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE
ARE LEAVING THE ROYAL FAMILY!>>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE IMMINENT
THREAT?>>WHO GIVES A DAMN! THE ROYAL FAMILY IS FALLING
APART!>>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE
ASSASSINATION?>>YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! DON’T YOU PEOPLE WATCH “THE
CROWN?” THE ROYALS ARE MY LIFE! YOU’RE A BUNCH OF MONSTERS! ( THEME SONG PLAYING )
>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

100 thoughts on “Exclusive Footage Of Team Trump’s Iran Intel Briefing

  1. PENCE: "Ok, heads up everybody. When he's in the Oval Office, instead of 'Mr. President' he wants you to call him 'Your Majesty'…"
    AIDE: * later that day * "Your KFC nuggets are here Your Travesty…"
    TRUMP*: "It's MAJESTY!"
    AIDE: "You say potato, I say potahto…"

  2. Terrorists trump and the republican terrorists the evil of the world. republican terrorists love war. They vanish are mom dad son daughter the evil of this great nation are the republican terrorists leaders.

  3. I still can't remember the guy's name, partly because, unlike Seth Meyers when it comes to Amber Ruffin, Jenny Hagel or Karen Chee, Colbert never mentions it for some reason. But he is a comedic genious.

  4. I tell ya what, I'd rather have Queen Elizabeth II as an absolute monarch than the current dipshit we have in the U.S.

  5. I have to commit suicide once this Trump thing is over!
    Life will be too boring. Where will I get a fresh-squeezed trolling every single day I wake up?
    It's the "The days of our lives" my parents used to watch on TV. Except it's real and totally crazy!

  6. I know it’s late show comedy, but I’m insulted from the Commendation and good conduct awards above Purple Heart and Silver Star.

  7. Unfortunately, this truly is the way our executive branch is being led… what makes good reality show TV… and not reality based..

  8. Politician: "What is the imminent threat?"
    Official: "Megxit!"
    Politician: "WHAT DOES MEGXIT HAVE TO DO WITH IRAN!"
    Official: "I ran the Meghan/Harry Royal Fan Club Website! That's what!"

  9. This comedian (sorry, I don't know his name) always cracks me up; his delivery alone is hilarious! He'd probably still be funny just reading the newspaper 🙂

  10. 天使和修女们最恐怖的心,使绅士变少,男士多也谎,还把纯樸众,丢弃在都市罪恶森林,而看生活方式,等待或无视囚狱境如何解套,,,??,So。

  11. not to worry.

    mike lee, like all good congressional RETHUGS towing the party line, will walk back his criticism by tomorrow.

  12. The national debt has increased by 5 trillion dollars and the conservatives are completely silent. Hypocrisy is real on the conservative right.

  13. Yeah that’s pretty much what I thought it was like! But with all the republicans bent over with their backsides in the air

  14. Incredible how close the royals are to the US. The only resin is the common language. Who evever made a joke about the Swedish royal family?

  15. feels like we are either the ones brainwashed and this is actually how it works in these meetings.. or trump brainwashed all these people… its one or the other..

  16. Here, let's give you all "Briefing":
    -Trump wanted a high profile event to divert attention from his impeachment and help his re-election.

    – He was given 13 possible covert acts. Being trump, he picked the worst one. Up until now, there was a sort of agreement between state actors that they would not target their high ranking officials. Trump changed that. From now on every high ranking official or personel are fair game, no more generals of any kinds are going to dare to visit troops in Iraq or Afghanistan or Syria. We'll soon see or hear that Pompeo himself and some others whose jobs require visiting troops or bases in middle east will resign to "spend much need time with their own family". ahahahha what a boo boo, can't believe the orange Yogi is our commander in chief.

  17. I am disappointed. This was a very unrealistic skit. Far too many classified informations about Soleimani. Ts, ts, ts…

  18. Didn’t we fight a war of independence so we wouldn’t have to concern ourselves with the Royal family?

  19. I remember him from the dude in the Dunder Mifflin branch that was shut down and as Ted in Parks and Recreation. All of his cries are so similar!

  20. Stephen Colbert uses his media platform to force his political agendas on his viewers. That is what limits the gauge of his actual theatrical potential. barely funny crap 💩

  21. I don't know which I like more, the pussy grabbing, or the stellar lying skills, or the environmental devastation, or the Putin worship, or the fact that we no longer have to worry about running our own country, they can do it from Moscow! It's all so enthralling! You go, Team Trump! We are here to suck your d*ck and massage your balls! Give it to us good, oh Chosen One!!

  22. You don’t share intel with Irans domestic terrorists we have in Congress!! You know Tehran Nancy, Isis Ohmar, Ragshit Thalib!!

  23. So code for I want to go back to USA being colonies but with monoarchy unstable we need a new plan if Trump gets reelected

  24. Nancy pelossi is working for isis.💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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