Laughter is the Best Medicine

Floyd Lawton shows Deadshot | Suicide Squad

Rick: Now, unlock him. Griggs: What? Rick: You heard me. Griggs: You know what this man can do? Rick: I’m here to find out. Lose the restraints. – Hey. Floyd: What’s this, uh… … Cheerleading tryouts? Rick: Let’s go. Let’s see what you can do. They say you never missed a shot… Prove it. Pistol: Smith & Wesson SW1911 E-Series (Stock)
Ammunition: .45 ACP (11.43×23mm) Rick: Mm-hmm… Now you got one in the chamber. What’cha gonna do with it? [ – Woah woah! ] [ Rick: HEY!]
Griggs: Shit! Ames: Give me the word, boss. I’ll drop him! Rick: Everybody, calm down! Griggs, tell your men to stand down! Floyd: Tell ’em to “put it down”. (whispers) Griggs: Stand down! Colonel? For the record, this is EXACTLY what I was concerned about. Floyd: What’s for dinner? Griggs: Ames, if this man shoots me… I want you to kill him… And I want you to go clear my browser history. Floyd: See, uh… … The firing pin is filed down, alright? Mag-full of Dummy Rounds, if I pull the trigger, nothing happens. Amanda: You’re absolutely right. Why would we give a loaded weapon to an infamous hitman? Go ahead, pull the trigger. Empty it. Griggs: Don’t empty NOTHING.
You don’t even know this lady. I’ve known you like NINE months… Remember? When I brought you that cookie?
That was a real cookie. [1]
Auh! Shit… What? Floyd: Shit… Rick: Oops. Song : BLKKK SKKKN HEAD (Explicit) :
Kanye West Floyd: Y’all jokers must be crazy… [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [RELOADING: 1] [RELOADING: 2] [RELOADING: 3] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] Pistol: Glock-17 Gen4 (Stock)
Ammunition: 9x19mm Parabellum
[RELOADING: 1] Pistol: Glock-17 Gen4 (Stock)
Ammunition: 9x19mm Parabellum
[RELOADING: 2] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] Rifle: MK-18 Mod-1 (Customized)
Ammunition: 5.56x45mm NATO
[RELOADING: 1] Rifle: MK-18 Mod-1 (Customized)
Ammunition: 5.56x45mm NATO
[RELOADING: 1.50] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [ RELOADING: 1 ] [ Using Extended Magazine ]
[ RELOADING: 1.7 ] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] ( I’m lazy AF. He fired around & until 40 ~ 50 rounds) Floyd: All right. Now, you know what you’re buying. Let me tell you the price… First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. Alright? And her Mom can have, like… Supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can’t come. Darnell can’t come. Rick: Darnell’s out. Floyd: He’s out. Third, y’all have to pay for my Daughter’s whole education. Best schools. And then… I want her to go to College like Harvard, or Yale. Rick: Ivy league. Floyd: Ivy league, yeah. One of ’em big joints you know. And uh… If she can’t cut it, and her grades start slipping? I need you to “white people” that thing. Flag: Uh-huh. You know how y’all do? Rick: Oh yeah. Floyd: Yeah, alright? Okay. Now that’s my price… But I’m concerned, ’cause I don’t see nobody writing something down. Rick: You’re in no position to make any demands. Floyd: Oh? I’m sorry. You thought I was talking to you? Naw, errand boy… I’m talking to your BOSS. That’s my price, sweetie. You know what it is. Griggs: You know these are criminals? Mm? They’re psychotic antisocial freaks. That makes NO sense. Let me hit the Tier One units, and I’ll build you a team of Pipe Hitters, who’ll do anything you can dream up. I mean, you need REAL soldiers. Not these scumbags! Amanda: In World War 2, the US Navy made a deal with the Mafia, to protect its ships in the Waterfront. Griggs: This ain’t World War 2. Amanda: It’s World War 3. Griggs: What are you really up to? Amanda: It’s a “need-to-know”. And all you need to know, is that you work for me. Griggs: That can be changed with a Phone Call… I have friends too, you know? Amanda: There you go. Call ’em. But without you minding her. Your lady friend stays here, strapped to a board, in a drug-induced coma. Griggs: They warned me about you… My dumb ass didn’t believe the stories. Amanda: Nobody does.

100 thoughts on “Floyd Lawton shows Deadshot | Suicide Squad

  1. Welp, after a hard days work, time to kick back, eat a half-raw chicken wing at a rainy window while your girlfriend gets consumed by a 6,000yo witch and kills people.

  2. “I need to to white people that thing, you know how y’all do”

    Am I the only one who thought of that massive scholastic integrity scandal?

  3. Anybody noticed that Flag got jealous of deadshots skills thats why he tried to persuade that black lady to form his own team instead of criminals

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