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FNAF Ultimate Custom Night (Jumpscares Vs Funny Animations)


*GASP* *Mouth pop* *Intense Inhaling* *Overlaping voices* wHaT aBoUt BrEkFaSt, DaD? BEGONE! Dad, w- *Screaming* I SAID BEGONE. Wha- *Implodes* aahOW.. *Screeching* NOOOOOOOOO *Screeching* NOOOOOOOOO *Music* The Bible. YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY? You’d better kneal down.. and pray to Jimmy, with me right FRICKIN’ NOW. You’d better kneal down.. and pray to Jimmy, with me right FRICKIN’ NOW. *Screeching* *Screeching continued* MY D*CK FELL OFF *INHALE* Pull up a chair, let’s talk. -Andrew.. -WHAT? You are NOT, the father. *Screaming and clapping* *Dramatic zoom and music* Since you ruined our favorite hotspot, It only seems fair that we get to- *Foxy’s Computer video* Ugh! You wouldn’t like my body, it’s all circuity and metallic. Oh, goooood, we haven’t been getting our recommended daily allowance. Foxy’s Dad: Oh, good job buddy. *Screaming and balloon boy’s cut audio clips* *Annoying balloon boy laughter* BOOOOM. Dude, have you noticed that your voice has changed? -What? You mean how I sound like a young man, and you sound like a piglet on helium? You take that back! *Laughs* Sure, when you ask me like a man. *Higher pitched voice* I AM A MANNNNN! Really? Cause right now you sound like a mouse who’s parachute won’t open. *Inaudible high pitched screeching* *Finishes screaming* *Inaudible* -OUT OF YOUR BUTT! Owah.. Okay, okay, I take it back! I have a katana collection. I’ve been learning Japanese rosetta stone for like.. 5 weeks now. I’ve had so much sex with my body pillow,- that it stands on its own, now. *Excited breathing* My wife is coming to life.. Don’t talk s*it about Attack On Titan… ..its a really good show.. I’m really thinkin’ about goin’ to Japan, soon. I-I learned how to use chopsticks, I know hirogana. Cause you know, I don’t feel like anyone here is on my- uh.. anime expertise level. First, they’ll have to get a job.. That’s – That’s… uh.. That’s the first thing.. *Screaming* *Yeah’s and No’s overlapping* Oh hey you, have you ever wanted to kill- uh.. to.. eat yourself? WELL. Lemme… Lemme… Tell you. By clicking shift and right click, you can stab and eat yourself. Mmm. Delicious. I always co- -Daddy? Daddy? I don’t like where this is going. -Father! -STAHP. STOP. Look. YOU DID THIS TO ME! Everyone I’ve ever loved- is dead. WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET ME- -DAYD Oh hey there. -I HAVE A SON? 10/10, 10/10. 100/100. Best game. Best game. gUyS. tHeRe’S a NiGhT gArT iN zE oFfFfIcE. aNd We ShOuLd PrObAbLy GeT hIm. wAiT, wHy Do We EvEn KiLl ThE GaRtS aNyWaY? bEcAuSe ThEy StArTeD wAtChInG fNaF sHiPs. AnD lIkEs It Let’s kill him. Snappin’ that neck. oof Dude, this guys neck is STRONG. *Freddy laughin’* RAH GOTCHA *body slams* OCEAN MAN T- YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Door* *Wet floor* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BORK BORK BORK. Seizure, much? My gawd.. QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JI- *Rattles* ded OOH El Chip.. *Seems legit* I’ll be taking this.. I HA- MY GODDDDDD YOU WHAT? HEEYA *Balloon Boy laughing* *Mangle slamming phanthom BB into door* *Gasp* YOU- you..- WHERE’S MY MOUNTAIN DEW? -What’re you talkin’ about, man? -NO, WHERE’S MY MTN DOO, I KEEP IT IN THE MICRO WAVE. I don’t even know.. Hey guyyyss.. I’M BORED. bOnNiE. yOu MiGhT nOt LiKe ThIs.. WHHHAT? JOHNNY. WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’ JOHNNY? NONONONO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE STUCK? i’m. stuck. Listen Johnny, I’m getting mad, Johnny….. STOP BEING STUCK, JAHNNY. BUT IAM STAK. STOP IT. STOP IT. STAHP IT! WAIT A SECOND. HOWLD OWAN. WHERE IS IT? AHA! IT IS MY SON! MY OWN CLONE. NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS.. HAAAAAH HOW DO YOU DROP AN EGG WITHOUT BREAKING IT? HOW DO YOU DROP AN EGG WITHOUT BREAKING IT? STICK IT UP YOUR- *Quiet hack then some happy music* KISS MY ENTIRE – GIANT FAT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Okay, its nighttime. It’s super dark, and you’re like, hey. I wanna see some stars. How are you gonna see some stars, with all these- closed blinds? In your.. In your room. Well, so first open the blinds and maybe we’re gonna see some stars out today. AH- I have suicidal tendancies. Can ya’… help me through that? Do you know where.. Roy’s Mechanic shop is? Hey everyone, wanna see me throw this barrel? -Uhhhh.. OH, MY DOOD. YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BET CHU DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMIN’ , HUH?

100 thoughts on “FNAF Ultimate Custom Night (Jumpscares Vs Funny Animations)

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  3. Spring: I always co-
    Baby:daddy? Daddy?
    Spring:I don't like where this is going
    Baby:father
    Spring:STOP STOP
    puppet:haha
    shows fanart
    Spring:Look
    Baby drifting off
    spring:YOU DID THIS TO ME
    fire
    Plush:what's for breakfast dad?
    Spring:I have a son?

  4. 5:19
    AFTON -I allways co..
    BABY -Daddy?(INTERUPT)
    BABY-Daddy?!
    AFTON – ehh I don't Like where it's going.
    BABY -FATHER!
    AFTON -STOPH
    AFTON -STOP
    Puppet come with laptop
    PUPPET -He He
    shows to Afton (baby and Afton touching with noses)
    AFTON -Look
    BABY -(opens eyes do much)

    Later
    AFTON -YOU DID THIS TO ME!
    -BOOM!

    Edit.
    AFTON=SPRINGTRAP

  5. Oh my god! What is this incestry? Why would people ship Circus Baby/Scrap Baby with Springtrap/Scraptrap? They are family.

  6. Freddy: guys. There is a guard and we should probably get him
    Bonnie: wait. Why do we even kill the guards anyway?
    Freddy: because this one watches fnaf ships…

    And likes it!
    What type of reason is that!? Lol

  7. Lefty is the pure badass. The music when he’s flipped through shows it. Big top hat and all. Pure love. One of the best characters in my opinion

  8. Scrap​trap​ is​ my​ father, Scrap​ baby​ is​ my​​ freind, Plushtrap​ is​ my​ uncle​ and​ Lefty​ is​ me.

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