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French Class | MPGiS S1 | Episode 2

So then he was all like, “Give me a lap!”
And then I was all like, “Hey, Coach why don’t you give me a lap?!” And then he was all like,
“You know what Blaine? I respect you.” Was it slutty of me that I gave you a hand
job last night? Hello Blaine! Hello Brittany! Hello Saison Margeurite. Brittany, do you have an extra, how do you
say, “hair tie”? Why do you say “how do you say” before words
you clearly know how to say? Jennifer McMinnimen says you’re not even from
France. You’re from Montreal. Blaine, I saw you in your American football
game on Friday. You were magnifique! Oh, actually, that was Tanner Christiansen.
He’s first on the depth chart. I’m second string. Stop trying to change the subject Saison Margeurite! What subject? The subject that you are not from France,
but instead you are from Montreal! That is not true. Jennifer McMinnimen cannot
be trusted. Actually, Jennifer McMinnimen hasn’t told
a lie since the third grade, so um, yeah, she can be trusted, you idiot! She’s so from Montreal. Hey, if it’s ok, do you think you could give
me another handjob tonight? Ugh, I guess. Ah sweet! But in exchange for that, you have to watch
a whole of episode of Glee with me. Yay Glee! I just realized I came over here to get my
chemistry book and then I never got it, so I came back to get it, how do you say, “now”? “Now”…That’s exactly how you say “now”,
Saison Margeurite. Which you clearly know how to say because you just said it. So don’t
say “how do you say” before shit that you clearly know how to say. Ok. Everyone knows you’re from Montreal. I should go to Chemistry class…because now
I have my book. God I hate her so much. Oh. Hey if I watch an episode of Glee and
an episode of Gossip Girl, can I get a blowjob instead? What?! That’s not even a fair trade! You like
Gossip Girl! What? Huh? That’s not true! Yes it is. The only person that likes Gossip
Girl more than you is fucking Rachel Tice. La la la, I love Gossip Girl so much- Nobody’s fucking talking about Gossip Girl,
Rachel Tice! Why don’t you go eat a rolie polie like you did in the goddamn third grade?! Shut the fuck up, Rachel Tice! Hey, um, Gossip Girl’s a good show. You’re not my boyfriend anymore. I thought that it was third period, so I got
my chemistry book out of my locker. But then I got to my chemistry class, and
Mr. Reynoso said to me, “Saison Margeurite, it is not third period, but rather second
period.”So now I have returned to my locker to retrieve my Algebra Two, how do you say,
“book”? God, I want to fucking murder you. Hey, Saison, do you want to go out on a date? What?! Oh…are you suggesting a, how do you say,
menage a trois? Really? You’re really asking how to say “menage
a trois”? It’s a fucking French word you little bitch! Actually it would just be a menage a two…ha
ha. Brittany just broke up with me. Oh, you know Blaine, my people know very much
about suffering. Oh, and what people are those? The Montrealeans? No the people that invented the French kiss! Bet that was better than some second rate
handjob. Who the fuck said my handjobs are second rate?! Oh I don’t know, everyone from Wichita to
Lenexa…Jamaal Budapest, DeAndre McGee, Shaquille Von Trapp, Connor Davarnan- Connor Davarnan said my handjobs are second
rate?! Oh when I get through with that piece of shit, he’s gonna wish his parents went
through with that move to St. Louis! And for the record, Saison Margeurite, I do
not just give hand jobs! I also let boys fuck me in my butthole, ok? Not my growler, but
my butthole. Because I am saving my virginity for someone special. And that’s not you Blaine! What the fuck is a growler?

100 thoughts on “French Class | MPGiS S1 | Episode 2

  1. I wonder how they made this show. Like “Hey let’s make a YouTube show about dolls but like the un child friendly version*

  2. I had no idea this takes place in Kansas until now and it makes it all the more funnier because I live here 😂

  3. "it's a fucking french word u little bitch"🤣🤣🤣🤣I keep replaying that over and over never gets old🤣🤣🤣

  4. A recent tiktok brought me here. It seemed vaguely familiar. I’m 20 years old, I had completely forgotten I used to whatch these all the time when I was 12! This was, how do you say, nostalgic? 🥺😂

  5. Blaine seems cool. When he was making out with Saison, he stopped whenever she said “non”. Liek. Every time. We Stan.

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