And if characters of Arrow knew characters of Friends … God, you’re beautiful … Why are we fighting this ? You know you want it to happen as much as I do. I want you. I need you. * The Actor *
* He wants to be in Arrow * How many girlfriends do you have exactly ? Some, not a lot. * Ross’s Boss *
* In love with Felicity * A guy called me “Mental”. “Mental Geller”. I’ve always wanted a cool nickname like that. * An obsession with his Boss, Oliver *
* Sara’s Ex-Husband * You never knew she was a lesbian ? No ! I’ll be fine, alright ? Really, everyone. I hope she’ll be very happy. No you don’t. No I don’t, to hell with her, she left me. * Ross’s Ex-Wife * Rachel, when, uh… when you were going out with Oliver, did it bother you when he flirted with other women ? Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women. No, your a horny bitch ! … No, your a horny bitch ! * Oliver’s Ex-Girlfriend * I kept that. I liked watching you do that. * In love with Oliver * Hi. Hey. Wowwww. Well done. * Oliver’s Fan * ‘Cause you’re still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so … ‘Cause you figure, oh, if you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, … You’re good. You’re good ! * He works with Monica * Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y’know, Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! OK, so I’m responsible, I’m organized, but hey, I can be a kook. * She loves cleaning *
* Chandler’s wife * Leave them alone. You love her. Yes. Ha ha ha … Serves you right ! * Olicity Shipper *
* He has a secret * I’m chandler i make jokes when I’m uncomfortable. * The Funny Guy *
* Monica’s Husband * Are you ready ?
Friends & Arrow Crossover (Humor) My wife’s a lesbian. Cool. I mean, awful. Let me see. Hello ! Who are we spying on ? The one with the sexy smile, really cute butt. Oh, him ! Oh, I love him ! I just don’t think I’m the dirty-talking kind of guy. What’s the big deal ? Just say what you want to do to her… or what you want her to do to you. * You’re The Best Diggle * I feel … great. Dig gave me some of those aspirins. Are you spinning ? Wow, those pills really worked, huh. Not the first two, but the second two … woooo ! Aspirin ? … Oxycodone. * Ross’s Worplace * Someone at work ate my sandwich ! You know what … if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. Hi. This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Holy mother of God !
Oh my God !
I can’t believe that ! Wait, I see a woman. Please tell me it’s his mother. Definitely not his mother. Oh, no. You kissed a guy ?! * It was supposed to be a secret Joey * I’m sorry. I’m mad. Hey, that’s not for you, bitch ! Try something on me. I’ll start, ok ? Oh, Oliver. . . you get me so hot, I want your lips on me now. See ? Oh my god ! Oliver kissed me ! No ! Oh my god ! Oh my god ! Let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like…was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y’know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing ? Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then … Oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it … Ohh … And, uh, then I kissed her. Tongue ? Yeah. Cool. Chandler and Joey … You have failed this city ! This is it. This is how we’re gonna die. * We are in prison now … So who is the bitch ? * Let me out ! Now! You ready ? Wait, Wait, Wait ! * Click * Okay ! You killed my fish ! Why didnít you tell me ?!! We thought you knew. We ?! Yeah, we all know ! We talk about it all the time ! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE ! You know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune ! Now you say something. I want. . . to feel . . . your hot, soft skin with my lips. There you go. I want to take my tongue and … Say it ! … Run it all over your body. . . until you’re trembling with … With ? OHH !! OH !! OH MY GOD !! OH !! MY EYES !!! MY EYES !!!! Five more. No. Five more … and I’ll flash you. One … Four … Two … Five … Two and a half. Yes ! Okay, just show me one of them. These look like bullet holes. My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood. Oliver’s Coffe Shop. I’m sorry. Hey too late for apologies OK … * I didn’t mean it … our coffee shop is awesome ! * You broke my heart ! Oh, you know what ? I-I’m sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that … You ate my sandwich ? It was a simple mistake … It could happen to anyone. Oh-oh really ? Drop the towel… Come on, drop the towel ! Wooow ! You should check this out … Tell the other tenants. Apparently he’s running around looking for some kind of a hot girl. * Hot girl found * If you ever hurt my little sister, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. You hurt her, they’ll never find your body. Nice to meet you ! I am serious! I would kick his ass ! She … she’s hurting me. I know what you need ! You need a bodyguard ! * Call Diggle * Hey … Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you’ve ever met ? E=mc Hammer … That’s funny ! See ? Yeah, so? Wow. I do like my hair. Really ?!! Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash. What ?!!! Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away. You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away! My sandwich ?!! Actually I’ve already seen you shirtless. Multiple times. Shirtless all the time. Just take of your shirt ! You see what you’ve done !
* Everyone wants to me shirtless now * * I’m not even sorry * It’s my mom … Hi ! Everybody looks so happy I hate that ! I’m with Lance as Oliver, and he just called the Arrow. Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Audition to be in Team Arrow. So we do Supergirl.
Audition to be in Team Arrow. Merry Christmas !
Audition to be in Team Arrow. * No New Members * Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian … Did I say that out loud ? Apparently you can change our name to anything you want … … So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Don’t you knock ?! Don’t you knock ?! Open up ! Open up ! Open up !
* Knock like that * You can’t just give up ! Is that what a dinosaur would do ! * Damn … I must stop talking to Ross * Is that why heís acting so weird…? Heís jealous…? Being funny is Chandler’s thing ! Merry Christmas. I’m Jewish. Happy Hanukkah. You pick who ever you want. Okay ? You just listen to your heart. I’m trying to move that pencil What does it tell you ? * Phoebe, Phoebe * This one ? It worked ! I’m sorry I’m late, what happened ? We, we just wanna see the end. You’re gonna hock me about this until I say yes, aren’t you ? I’m a hocker. They are married. What ?!!! Should I use my invisibility to fight crime ? God, that is good TV ! Is it ok to laugh ? * Yes … Of Course ! *