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FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM KIDS that took it too far!

These Kids are savageness! “Do you wanna play Dollhouse after school mum?” Which doll do I get to be? Daughter “Which doll do I get to be daughter?” “The one that does the dishes” (Oh snap!) GUYS! How do you say that to you mother!? Guys! How do you say that to your mother?! I just wish I knew what the mom sent back! If I was this mum, you don’t even want to know what I would say.. I damn sure ain’t be doing any dishes, that’s for sure…. “Honey, your mum wants to know what you want to make today, cookies or cakes?” OOH “Honey, your mum wants to know what you want to make today, cookies or cakes?” OOOH *stuttering* Those options, they both sounds delicious!!!! The daughter responds with: “money” The dad goes: “THUG LIIFE” You know what? That’s pretty thug, cause I was- I was kinda leaning towards cookies And then she said money and I’m like: ‘Damn, this daughter is more thug than I am.’ I’m not thug at all… *sadness* I’m like uhh, quite opposite on the sec- spectrum of thug “Mom, can we get a cat?” Can we please get a cat? “No, I’m allergic” Fair, that’s a good enough response… But…you can just sleep outside NOOOOOOO!!!! im being held captive help me

100 thoughts on “FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM KIDS that took it too far!

  1. parents abonden me and I became homeless and nobody cared for me
    2. I woke up
    3. I got a boyfriend
    4. He asked me out
    5. I got married
    Read this in 3 4 5 2 and 1

  2. You won’t guess the best person in the universe.

    Read first word and what is the first and a third word in this sentence

  3. {_/}
    (>🥕. One like = a carrot why is there a carrot you ask because I like my own comment!

  4. In the changing room at school my crush accidentally came in the wrong room and i literally did not noticed and i started to undress to put on my gym clothes after that i wanted to go dig a hole and die he was actually blushing at the site too

  5. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

  6. I have a game for you😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😄😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  7. Fun fact: Kids can work not a hard job though and they can only work for 4 hrs no more i don't know if other country's have this law

  8. Speaking of farts and busses. We probably have a 10 foot buses and a boy we call boy farts from the back and you can smell it in the front

  9. My mum says wake up for school and says she said wake up more then a million times

    the next day
    mum never does it
    I SAID SHAKE ME TO WAKE ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. It took me about a month to notice my mom's nose ring. My mom is so different now!!!😭😭😭
    I can hardly recognize her anymore

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