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FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM PARENTS


Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it please hurry? I’m going to cry Dad Dad Dad is dead. You’re next, love, moth I should do this to sausage because he always calls me upstairs. He’s like baby, baby, baby. Come upstairs. There’s a moth Brah what am I gonna? Do besides eat your clothes? I mean unless you wear Gucci’s There ain’t nothing to be afraid of Whats up guys, today We are reading texts from Parents, if you guys want to see more of these videos make sure you leave a like So if you’ve ever been texted by your parents very relatable video 10 out of 10 Oi, you want me to get you anything while I’m here pecan pie pecan pie Wtf and when you go to write know somebody change that autocorrect to pecan pie And you want a diet, but your parents don’t believe in diets and as I posted it and was like what is happening Help me. You want pecan pie? They try to say no, but autocorrects to pecan pie every time You get a text from Dad I’m gay I’m sure I’m sorry. He’s not gay. He’s just like to the math. Dad is like knock knock. Who’s there? You You who? Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout Dad says hey. Do you want me to buy you something from the store? some condoms going out with some girls I need protection Son Yessssss?? Your face is protection enough Apply cold water where it burns What an uncomfortable now? Okay, so kenzie over here. I made a shortcut on my mom’s phone so every time she types dirty clothes It says acid. Do you have any acid? acid acid acid acid ACID Mom, acid I’m not meaning to say acid. I mean acid no, not acid acid acid! damn it You heard the woman poor mom trying to type out dirty clothes like five times. And just autocorrects every time Makenzie Acid come here and help me figure out why it’s saying acid I’m trying to say acid, but it’s saying acid what the hell? I swear I’m typing acid mom really wants acid Give her the acid (Whispering) Ohhhh my God Makenzie came through. Makenzie. I swear calm down. I’ll get you acid. I’ll have it tomorrow afternoon Makenzie come here now I don’t have any acid right now. Come in here room right now next episode of Dragon Ball Z We’ll find out if Makenzie’s mom gets acid alright. Somebody texted grandma here Heard you got an iphone if you need any help with it. Don’t hesitate to call me. Hope all is well. Love leon “PoIM” V Grandma shooting blanks don’t worry it takes some time to learn the text practice makes perfect Oklahoma What the heck? oh another one from Grandma heard you got an iPhone how do you like it? Massachusetts! When you think it’s trying to say How make chicken? what where buy chicken mom. This isn’t Google Avacoda Avacoda Spirianmos Avacoda Grandma said do you have an extra gift girl? for what? tall thin Jessi friend We have a nice Snuggie. It’s extra $20 Bog What?! mom said any plans for tonight? No Loser Dang by your own mom. I mean I know my parents would be glad I’m staying home Let don’t me go out anywhere. in elementary school. My best friends lived walking distance from me It would take five minutes to walk to her house, and they’re like no she could come to our house But you can’t go to her house Why?!! broo. It was always I could never go to anybody’s house I wanted to have sleepover so bad Dad said, what are you doing tonight? Studying. you are a nerd!!! Get out of here Get drunk!! You are ruining my name at least pretend You’re drunk in front of your friends I feel bad, yo that’s messed up. He’s studying He try to make a good honest living, ow. I hit my hand too hard I mean, I feel like if you encourage your kids to do that kind of stuff. They won’t want to do it I know if I ever have kids, I would be like hey. Hey. This is alcohol. Do you want it? It’ll get you drunk? And then I’ll get some so drunk, They’ll never want to be drunk again It’s water {I swear} you don’t believe me?! I swear people don’t believe me when I say shits water Its on! Lets go! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Now is it alcohol? I mean for somebody who can’t even handle a shot of alcohol That is a lot of Alco- “Alcohol” Its water Just chill you want to breathalyze me? Go on go on Minty fresh huh? bit… when you accidentally text your mom Rack city bitch rack rack City, bitch. Oh my God sorry Mom Omg sorry mom, i meant to send that to my friend Its ok Ten ten ten twenties and them fifties, bitch My mom will be so pissed if I sent her bad word. She’d be like no! you can’t say that I’ve only cussed like in front of my mom like twice I was like really mad and it was on accident and but now I feel like Like like she gets very upset when you cuss in front of her But so we just don’t cuss from my mom, but sometimes we do accidentally If you guys hear that it is my dog and she won’t stup up Let’s kick shit around while mommy’s making a video dad said how’s practice going? terrible. I want to stab everyone here Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. You’re a police officer. You shouldn’t be condoning this Don’t tell me how to live my life damn who would’ve thought the police would be like no, son, you cannot stab anybody I’m gonna arrest you today, is.. is.. that a threat? then you would arrested his son. Oh my God so today. I was just chilling We’re listening to music. I was driving 90 and carpool on the highway. I wasn’t paying attention. I was just driving fast There’s like nobody on the road, and then I see cops behind me He’s got his lights on hella fast and comes really close up to me. I was Like OMG I’ma get a ticket I went so long without going to get ticket And now I’ma finally get a ticket And then I just like pull over to the side and then he just drives past me. Just like zooms past me. Im like hell Yeah, it’s a good day for a cop to have the job to do cuz he didn’t pull me over yeah, it’s somewhere to go, so Yeah, buddy wanted to pull me over so bad like oh my God this bish is going 90 But I got somewhere to be so thank you whoever made that 911 call Okay, so you text mom. What time are you home? I’m really hungry that get some food, bi–. Oh I hope mom that hurt it’s not really hurts come on. I can’t we just supposed to be my mom to some millennial bi– mom I mean, I can’t imagine my mom talking like this. I mean those are some savage moms out there. How would be this mom Know I’d be nice. I make food all right you text mom mom. I think there’s a thief in the house Come home. Go hide in your closet, NOW! I’ll be home in 15 minutes. I can hear steps mom. I’m scared Just be quiet, honey, okay. I think he’s gone now phew but can I get out of the closet omg He locked me in! no, he didn’t I did and I came home early from the meeting omg you’re easy to scare I hope you’re still talking to me. Love you, mom. The Mom comes home the kid thinks it’s a robber, and then she hides in her closet And then the mom comes in and locks her in boy parents these days be recording the shit for YouTube We got another cop Dad over here. So you take that? I want to punch her the eye with a rusty fork well, this is awkward I didn’t mean to text you that hi dad, LOL hi, Katie Don’t forget to wear gloves keeps the fingerprints off the fork even if it is a Rusty one my favorite part of this is how you don’t even question who it is the less I know the less I can say during the interrogation Dad the real MVP mom texts. How’s it going? The house is on fire Piper is beating up parker with a skateboard Billy’s doing body shots from a hookers, Bellybutton. Why can’t I have fun like that at home? Know my mom would freak out WHAT?! I’m coming home right now what what’s going on? I wish I could take a shot from a hooker belly button That sounds so disgusting you know those lint in belly buttons And lint smells bad and you were taking a shot. Most hookers don’t have like a flat nice stomach It has a couple of ridges and a couple maybe some scars from a couple babies being popped out what what kind of Hook is You talking about mom. He broke my heart. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I am ruined I need advice mom, honey. I’m going to tell you what my mom always told me if a man breaks your heart F**k his best friend Nana said that? Okay, now I know how you were made. Your great aunt just passed away LOL, why is that funny? It’s not funny David What do you mean mom, LOL means laughing out loud. Oh my goodness. I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everybody back. You text mom. I need more contacts I just put in my last pair So I’ll need another set and like a month and a 1/2 if that’s possible? sure you order them or should I? That was adorable. You text Dad Het what’s up? Who texts dad hey whats up? What’s up gas prices. lol Dad I mean like what are you doing? your mom. I want to move out I’m going to a party will you be drinking? No. Will you be doing drugs? No, Will you be having sex? No Then why the f** you going? Dang it’s 10:00 p.m.. Where are you? I’m in a dark alley with my drug dealer Trying to get a good deal on this new batch of weed as long as I know where you are Do you actually mean drug dealers and Dark alleys? I wouldn’t know, but I mean is that what people do? Mom I would like to let you know that I feel robbed for not growing up in a colder place because I could have been an Olympian for glorified sweating ah you finally unveil my secret guilt I have failed you I hope with much therapy You’ll be able to move past this unbearable Transgression and somehow piece together a life worth living you pathetic human being Hey, honey. Did you pick up those assholes yet? Wrong person dad. Sorry that wasn’t meant for your mother Wait, what asshole? Do you meet me and my sister? Yes. Bruh! Buy anyway that’s all for today Hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button in the face!, and make sure you turn on notifications to be notified for all my videos and subscribe to join the WolfPack (Howl) I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching bye guys

100 thoughts on “FUNNIEST TEXTS FROM PARENTS

  1. My mom called me the "B" cause i messed up a oder wich was important btw she was sailing candy and so when she called me that i went up to my room and cried and a few minutes later she calls my name very nicely to fo get the door to do the kids oder after i was done she told me to come here so i went to her and she hugged me and said sorry so i went up to my room again and cried and said "she said sorry😭😃😭😃😭😃" i was happy and sad 😂😂😂

  2. Omg I just noticed that we get SHOTS for vaccines OMG AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DRUNK AFTER I GET MY SHOTS CUZ IM GETTING A SHOT TOMORROW

  3. This video is so comical and humorous! I love ya Lia! You make my day, and you always make me feel safer. I have really bad anxiety, and when my parents leave, and I'm alone, I watch you to make my spirits lighter and to distract me from the outside world! I always feel braver and happier after watching you!

  4. I can cuss in front of my mom and she doesn’t even give a crap 😑,i can say any word in front of my mom and she’s like 👌 ok

  5. I can cuss in front of my mom and she doesn’t even give a crap 😑,i can say any word in front of my mom and she’s like 👌 👌

  6. Grandma: I'm sending you a panda.
    Me: ???
    Grandma: A panda.
    Me: I love you Mimi, but don't send me a panda through the mail. I'll be home in 2 days, keep it until then.
    2 days later
    Grandma: SEE I sent you a panda.
    Me: You could have told me it was an EMOJI!!!
    Grandma: What's an emoji??

    (I love old people. 🐼 🐼 🐼)

  7. My mom : want anything from the shops?
    Me: no thanks !
    I’m gay meme: HEY KAYLAHNS MOM SHES GAY !!!
    Me: DIE IN A HOLE IM GAY MEME!!!

  8. When i was in KINDERGARTEN my mom let me walk threw the grass to my neighbors house and they had a grandson named Aron and he was bestie but LITERALLY the grass was tall

  9. WOOO MASSACHUSETTS xD idk why but whenever I see a place that I live in on yt I get excited. ya know what I mean

  10. IM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD IM CRYING!! ESPECIALLY THE ASID PART JESUS I NEED TO STOP LAUGHING!!! JESUS I NEED HELP!!!

  11. Me and mah friend were messing a round so a car came and he was gonna do this 🖐 but he did this 🖕 its was so funny!

  12. I know know one would probably read this but if you do….
    The person who had acid being typed in could've wrote with finger spaces or a way where letters are later out for Adriatic poems

  13. You can't handle a lot of alcohol because you're brown eyed and people who have brown eyes are more sensitive when it comes to alcohol 🍺

  14. I saw this vine and he said shit it’s stank then the dad said we don’t say the goddam words in this goddam hose
    :me hmmm wonder who he got it from

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