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Funniest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith


Good morning another day another five-foot squirrel trying to break into my car that squirrel looks It looks like, it’s ginormous Yeah, looks like it’s big enough to… to really drive the car. It looks like it can’t even fit in the car geez Giant squirrels, I mean is this how it goes down in England yeah in England. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess it’s Sheffield England oh I see it They got some transportation on yeah, I’m not vacationing in England You guys have giant squirrel. I can’t do it. I can’t do it welcome to uh Funny tweets yeah one putting some funny tweets with my man dang Matt Smith. What’s going onnnnnnnnn~? We’re gonna be reacting to them. We’re gonna go through them and without further ado Let’s get the show on the road~! What a white thing to say. Why is this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than ed Sheeran does? Man, let’s compare him what the hell is that’s not Ed Sheeran’s daughter sister or cousin Or something then somebody’s lying, okay. Do you think it’s true that all white people look like t- no no no, okay, okay? It’s good No, no no of course not Lmao dude on Facebook said he’d been waiting for hours for the “P” to fall so he could sue Walmart oh He’s just standing there like this is the moment I get a million dollars, yeah And I mean the good thing is if it does fall He’ll get some money, but that’s kind of I mean, that’s fraud yeah, that’s fraud and that’s a long wait guess where He’s gonna have to go after Walmart get some band-aids pharmacy. Oh Dad jokes Is he gonna wait there for like two weeks? Probably, I mean he looks like he doesn’t have a job to go. Yeah. I think he’s, “I ain’t got nothing else to do.” Ay *cricket noise* Then again he’s gonna get hungry, so he’s gonna. …yeah, I see that maybe he’s gonna eat the P after Trying to prove to a girl that he’s in bed, and then we got the before and after. guys this is guys working the magic making sure We don’t get in trouble with our ladies hoo~ see you gotta get a good squad around you who’s gonna hold up the jacket that Look so legit I mean look at that. The black and white too, just like you know really makes it look very very hey, I’m in bed I’m about to go sleep Yeah, because there’s no color when it’s dark But where is he, where is he in reality?
is he’s with the boys he’s drinking with the boys Oh? trying not to get caught drinking with boys~ do you think he’s ever gonna get caught. I mean as long as he’s got his boys with him, I don’t think he’s gonna get caught. she walks she walks in there. Just like Just like cover him with a jacket I ran out of sandwich bags shake my head the struggle is real moment of silence That’s actually happened to me before and um I just wrapped it in plastic and like saran wrap I just wrapped it because I don’t have any sandwich bags was this for like school lunch or something like is it I think so yes, take it to school so that’s how he has to play these little bags. That’s all he has left Oh yes, but it’s pieces. If those me I’d be snacking on that like during class whoa bite into the sandwich I’ll just carry it to school and just like keep in my hand all the day My roommate has just peaked. It actually says flatmate, but just means roommate you guys didn’t know let’s see what this is about *Silence.. …… and giggles* OH ha HOOOOOOO OOOHHHHHHHHHH One more time! OHHHHHHH OHHAHOO thats how my life. It’s just replaying That’s how my life is going right now Geeeeezzz Look the good thing the good thing about that tho is that that didn’t happen in her house if it happened in your house Then you have to bring it up if it’s out there You don’t you should clean up, but you don’t- you should clean it up but you don’t have to they’re not going to yeah? Nobody’s nobody’s that good of a person. I’m honestly if you can hold up, but what no this is a trash bag commercial so it’s like don’t use these Lame trash bags. You gotta get like the heavy-duty. I gotta have you one of those call it the brand yeah I think it’s like, like, um…idk the trash bag brand. It doesn’t matter Was trying to hit the bucket of drinks and make them go all over my mom for the intro of a video we’re making butt ttttt..what is this -what happened Got a cool refreshing drink ………….is that a coke diet! OHH! *GASP* OHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTT GEEEz I feel sighs I feel like she’s so happy here. Yeah, but little did she know Hey, but little does she know her son betrayal look She’s trying to stay still and it was look at like I love his face. Yeah look at his “OHH” this is the best moment my life and I’m getting fu*kin’ It was at that moment when he knew he done fu*ked up OHHHHHHH. OOOOHh She’s gonna know I think her humility her self-esteem self-esteem her pride kind of broke it yeah, thinking. It was a good idea Putting out on the internet for two hundred thousand people to see her dignity done broke Babe Can you move over, but I don’t have mushroom That’s so bad I swear if I hear one word dad joke I’m gonna lose it This one says at least we tried hashtag prom 2017 yes WOOOOOOOOO Okay okay okay walk it Okay OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHOHHHNOOOOOOO NOOOOOO He had rubber ankles did you see oh Come on man get it together Geez you had one job Honesty, I thought the girl is gonna eat it. I thought so too I was like her dress a little too long. She might step on it. She has heels this dude embarrassed Oh my gosh, at least we try you got to do it again after that you Get the walk, right Mann she chose the wrong date I love how after He tries to get up so quickly really nothing oh He was like OHSHITTT Oooohhhhhh He got that moves like jagger OOOOOOhhhhhh moves like jagger Ohhhh It’s like see in school My grades be like I think I’m okay, but then when it gets towards the end of the year then all of a sudden OHHHHHHHH Drop two letter grades out of nowhere oh look at that Step, let’s look at the step once the bad step, and he was looking down. He gets one more good stuff I think or it like that no Look at the ankles look at nice socks, but I mean yeah, you got a little like like little Michael Jackson easy He’s lucky last one last one bro. He was looking him break anything. Oh so cute. They’re about to take a photo Until OHHHHHHH You had one job! One job bro are men obligated to pay for everything in a relationship boy. I thought you were speaking Spanish Obligated yeah first when I saw the first years I was like okay they start off with the English and they’re gonna speak Spanish yeah our men Obligated to pay for everything come on I try to do it like go like I’m like a Mexican accent like many Hispanic accent our main table The video oh, okay, this is this is disaster waiting to happen yeah, somebody save that poor little kid oh My god oh, no he’s gonna pass, huh? Okay Now he’s just gonna be dizzy after all that it’s making me dizzy. Yeah I’m lyric and ever so I can my brain already hurts oh look at oh, yeah No, he’s really much there try to walk try to walk a Boy at prom or I’m not call the pump it up Ohhhhhhhhh You done messed him up OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT He’s still- Oh alright I I think he’s got. Wait wait wait is he Is he alright? Yeah he’s alright. Ohh oh oh Me when I’m drunk, I mean not me, but like other people. Oh yeah yeah yeah You attract what you fear oMG, I’m so scared of 10 billion dollars, that’s smart Yes, I think it’s gonna work No, even the lady who won like the Powerball the lottery yeah That was only like like seven not only it was like seven hundred million. Yeah, yeah yeah it’s not even 10 billion Mean come on man your dad my why’s he my dad oh, I thought you were talking about my dad like I thought you were talking about my dad Cause he was black! Yeah, you’re dead, okay, okay, so they got a uber notification and says Jesus is arriving now in a Honda car not really How I imagined the second coming Wow just pulling up in the movie just hey hey you getting in or not what does Jesus? well In all seriousness, I think it’s a soos you know hey soos, okay Yeah, and guys. That’s it for the funniest tweets we can find on the Internet would day masked man Whoa go check him out where can they find you we ran down below? Dang Matt Smith link down below. Yes. We got the link so I mean just or just type in dang Matt Smith You know all the cool kids are doing it, so check out his videos. Yes, if you like reactions I know we’ll see you guys next time. Hope you have a great one check out some more videos and peace out

100 thoughts on “Funniest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith

  1. That guy shouldโ€™ve worn different shoes because he definitely…

    SLIPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Iโ€™m sorry you had to hear that.

  2. If u were a girl wiche i am what would u chouse to were to prome
    A. Dress
    B.Suite
    C. Pj
    D.same thing u wear every day

  3. 8:13 THE STARFISH OF 2019 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  4. I have never ever seen a giant squirrel and I live in England ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿฟ

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  6. Angry British Lady:Bloody Hell,Mate!! Angry American Lady:Youโ€™re Going2Be A Bloody Mess Once I Give You A Black Eye,and A Bloody Nose If You Donโ€™t Get That Camera Outta My Face,B**ch!!

  7. Hey, Matt…
    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    "Nice belt!"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I'm sorry, if you know BTS then you would have probably looked up some if Jin's dad jokes… I'll go home…..

  8. As a British citizen that intro was… upsetting. Those giant squirrels are my friends… although some parks are destroyed by their sharp claws… they really are quite cuddly ๐Ÿ˜ข

  9. That picture of the baby, is actually Ed Sheeran as a BABY……
    You can clearly see that's him
    What is wrong with this generation ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘
    But they were actually pretty funny
    And I'm talking about the tweets
    You guys were funny too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. 7:52 OMG IV BEEN TO THAT PLAY GROUND and something happened there a little like that so there are these little animals on spring you ride a 1 time some one got on it but the spring goes 180 degreese so it went all the way back and the person fell off

  11. The guy who fell down the stairs for the prom thing… he could turn that into a cheesy pickup line… like, โ€œIt seems I have fallen for you…โ€ lol

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