FLIES A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies, ” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females, ” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?” He responded “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.” FACEBOOK Dad writes on son’s Facebook wall: “Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot PLEASE! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR DINNER!!! BUSSINESS LOGICS Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.” Son: “I will choose my own bride!” “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” “Well, in that case…ok” Next Father approaches Bill Gates. “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!” “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.” “Ah, in that case…ok” Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. But I already have more vice- presidents than I need! But this man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law. Ah, in that case…ok This is how business is done!!!