SO HAPPY During their silver anniversary a wife reminded her husband “Do you remember when you proposed to me I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour The hubby replied: “Yes, honey that was the happiest hour of my life.” Can anybody give me an example of COINCIDENCE? Madam, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time. George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but also admitted doing it Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Because George still had the ax in his hand. Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter… My dog is so smart every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me I know… How? My dog told me.