Laughter is the Best Medicine

Funny Friendship Quotes That Will Get You Laughing – Inspirational Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically. Unknown A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. Doug Larson Friendship is love minus sex plus reason: Love is friendship plus sex minus reason. Unknown Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey I love how badass we think we are when we’re together. Unknown A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside. Winnie The Pooh You are I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. Unknown The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne. Samuel Johnson I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me. Toni Morrison I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone. Unknown Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom. Francis Bacon Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. Unknown Friendship is given us by nature, not to favor vice, but to aid virtue. Cicero The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain There are small ships and big ships but the best ships are friendships. Unknown The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent. Democritus The better the friend, the less cleaning you do before he comes over. Unknown Friendship, like credit, is highest when it is not used. Elbert Hubbard No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. Unknown It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”. A.A. Milne We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up after I finish laughing. Unknown I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends… they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights. Oscar Levant A day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day. Winnie The Pooh The older I get the more selective I am of who is in my tribe. I would rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies. Unknown There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

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