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Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh – Inspirational Quotes

Funny Love Quotes Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery You’re just like bacon – you make everything better. Unknown A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. Unknown To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. H. L. Mencken I love you more than coffee – but please don’t make me prove it. Unknown If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Ray Romano When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. Richard Lewis Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Unknown Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out. Hafiz of Persia Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days where you really piss me off. Unknown By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me? Oscar Hammerstein, II Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. Richard Jeni Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding. Diane Arbus I turned out liking you more than i originally planned. Unknown Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Albert Einstein Love is like a fart – if you have to force it it’s probably crap. Unknown

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