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Funny Musical Barber | Rudy Mancuso


hello? Anybody here? I’m a musical barber and I’m here to cut your hair I’ll make you look the best you’ve ever look bro I swear You want a mullet? No.Afro? No. Look like Leo dicaprio?No. Bowl cut? No. Mohawk? No. What about a classic fohawk?no. I can make you look like this.this.this or even that. If you’re not happy with your cut, you can…always wear a hat. If you wanna cut your hair with me, well then you better sing. it’s a muscial establishment let’s make our voices ring, baby I’m not gonna sing. just try it. I can’t sing. I don’t buy it. I’m just here to cut my hair. I don’t care. Yo man this is..this is weird,Imma go somewhere else what the heck? You’re not going anywhere until we sing some songs If you really want to cut your hair, then please just play along I just want to cut my hair and go. for sure So please just hurry cuz we’re moving way too slow I know.But you can’t rush art. Can we please just start? Yeah.Are you ready for that snip snip snippty snip sip? yah.Then I’m gonna dip dip dippty dip. When we’re done, you’re going to flip flip flippty flip Man,you gotta get a grip grip gripty grip Are you ready for that snip snip snippty beebop phoom pam ba pa da beep pop bo baram bee baba baram bee babo gonna make my hair look really really dope. First thing first, we need a little shampoo And then we add some hot water and conditioner too Is this really necessary? Yah. Your hair’s very hairy, and it’s looking kinda scary so let’s make it legendary Sit down.Here’s a towel.cuz right now you have the power. Feel like I just took at shower. Dry off. Don’t be a coward. Alright man.it’s dry. It’s still wet, but that’s fine So what happen now,bud? I make you look like a stud. If you really want hair, that look real nice I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice. Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip. I’m not gonna lie.This is all a bit much. But you have a nice shop and you have a sweet touch. Man I appreciate that.And I know I’m kinda weird but you’re at the top tier hair salon of the year! If you really want hair, that look real nice, I suggest you listen closer to my massive advice. Gotta cut cut slice with the snippty snip and then you buzz buzz buzz with the comb and then flip. (clear beautiful throat)so what’s the..what’s the deal?You have a girlfriend?You married? I used to have a beautiful wife…with straight hair down to her neck. (what..what happened to her?) One day I gave her a terrible haircut..(Was it bad?) She looked like Shrek.(WTH how this happened?) My scissors betrayed me…..(That’s so sad ohh..) And she never forgive me.(I feel so bad ohh..) So she filed for divorce cuz she looked like a weird horse and I’m to blame(Such a shame) yeah..but look what came along.You own the Dopest Hair Salon singing dobedobedodobedodo(wth) dobedobedo dude she looked like Shrek. dobedobedodobedo don’t mean to be rude. dobedobedodobedo but she looked like shrek. Shrek… You’re almost done this is what I say. Just gotta clean up your neck and you’ll be on ur way ohhh..ohhh..ohhh.. uh..I’m not gonna do it again(sorry) Gotta say man. It doesn’t look that bad. Even tho you’re pretty weird and your life’s pretty sad ohh That was messed up(sorry)It’s ok. My hair looks really really good. Now I have more confidence like I should. Yeah my hair looks really really good. You gotta get all the girls in the neighborhood. My hair looks really really really really really really really really really really really really good. That’ll be one thousand dollars. Are you serious? That’ll be one thousand dollars please.What’d you think?that it’s going to be free? No..no..I just I’d figure we’re singing songs..and we’re..we’re becoming friends and I.. That doesn’t mean anything(blahBlahblahRudyissocute) Aight..I’ll pay for it..God. dubidubido can you shut up? Sorry. I loveee you Rudy notice meeeeee

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  4. Your great at singing I hope I'm good at choir. I have major stage fright and my friend made me sign up… do be do be do.

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