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Funny Musical Taxi | Rudy Mancuso

>>RUDY MANCUSO: What’s up man?>>RUDY MANCUSO: I’m going to the cafe on 34th street.
>>TAXI DRIVER: Welcome to the musical taxi.>>TAXI DRIVER: Are you catching my drift? Just tell me where you need to go, you don’t need Uber or Lyft. I’m more exciting, inviting, [BLEEP] weird and enticing, it’s a lucky situation, tell me what’s your destination?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Um… the cafe on 34th street.>>TAXI DRIVER: If you’re gonna ride with me, well then you better [BLEEP] sing. I can’t understand your words unless I hear the music ring, in my car.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I’m not going to sing.>>TAXI DRIVER: Yes you are.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, I’m gonna go.>>TAXI DRIVER: My answer’s no.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Bro, are you crazy?>>TAXI DRIVER: Don’t be lazy.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Are you just rhyming with everything I say?>>TAXI DRIVER: Okay.>>RUDY MANCUSO: What?>>TAXI DRIVER: [BLEEP].>>RUDY MANCUSO: Um..
>>TAXI DRIVER: Bum.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Can we please get the [BLEEP] out of here, I really need to go. I have [BLEEP] to do all day, you’re making things move really slow.>>TAXI DRIVER: Now we’re talking! See you’re singing, doesn’t that feel really good? Before we go I gotta know, are you from this neighborhood?>>TAXI DRIVER: Let’s be friends.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I don’t really feel like talking. I just want to get some food.>>TAXI DRIVER: Don’t be rude.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: This is getting kind of weird. Now I’m in a [BLEEP] mood.>>TAXI DRIVER: Okay, we’ll go.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Please, let’s go.>>TAXI DRIVER: I really want to be your friend, so tell me a little about yourself. I’m telling you that in the end, all that really matters is friendship. Do you feel lonely?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Lonely?
>>TAXI DRIVER: Lonely.>>TAXI DRIVER: And if you do then I feel the same. You got a girlfriend?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Girlfriend?
>>TAXI DRIVER: Girlfriend. And if you do then tell me her name. Tell me.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I don’t feel so comfortable.>>TAXI DRIVER: Just tell me because I need to know.>>RUDY MANCUSO: We just met, so please get going.>>TAXI DRIVER: You gotta open up sometime.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Don’t think you need to know.
>>TAXI DRIVER: I need to know.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright. I don’t have a girlfriend. Alright? Can we please go?>>TAXI DRIVER: I used to be in love with a girl, until she had sex with my brother. She was my favorite person in the world. I even introduced her to my mother.>>RUDY MANCUSO & TAXI DRIVER: I feel your pain.>>RUDY MANCUSO: That really sucks.
>>TAXI DRIVER: It really sucks>>RUDY MANCUSO & TAXI DRIVER: It made me go insane. What a [BLEEP].>>RUDY MANCUSO: She sounds like a…
>>TAXI DRIVER: She was a…>>RUDY MANCUSO & TAXI DRIVER: [BLEEPS…] [BLEEP]! [BLEEPS…] [BLEEP]!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Damn man, that sucks. I kind of know how you feel. I’ve had a girl break my heart. [CLAPPING]>>TAXI DRIVER: Who needs those girls. I say we go find some models. I’ll take you out tonight, we’ll get a table and bottles on me.>>RUDY MANCUSO: You can do that for free?>>TAXI DRIVER: We’ll see.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I mean I guess I’ll come out. I don’t have [BLEEP] to do. But, I’ll be honest with you man the thought of going out with you is not fun.>>TAXI DRIVER: Don’t worry man. I don’t have a gun. Yes I do. No I don’t. Yes I do. Please trust me.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Are we gonna find some [BLEEP]?>>TAXI DRIVER: At least 2 or 3.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Are we gonna take some pictures?>>TAXI DRIVER: We’ll post them on IG.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, I’m down. Let’s make this happen.>>RUDY MANCUSO & TAXI DRIVER: Do-do-do. I think we just became friends. Do-do-do. Maybe we should start holding hands. Do-do-do. No. That would be [BLEEP] weird. I’m just happy that we met.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, can we go now?>>TAXI DRIVER: Yeah, let’s go. [EXIT MUSIC]

100 thoughts on “Funny Musical Taxi | Rudy Mancuso

  1. I would’ve thought the Uber driver would say I’m not an actual Uber Driver so get out of my car for the plot twist

  2. Dad: well wt is yo work then
    Rud: tax Musician
    Dad: WOW (Someone to exchange this son with tequila plZ) ❤✋👍👍👍👍

  3. Littarly in the vid he said I have shit to do now in 2:15 he said I guess I don’t have shit to do. Omg I thout he was talented ppl he broke my heart 😞

  4. Find a girlfriend who looks hot so she is going to marry you and she is going to be a nice girl to you enjoy your day with your girlfriend

  5. I used to be in love with a girl I though she had sex with my brother she was my favorite person in the world I even intrudused her to my mother I feel your pain that really sucks what a bitc*

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