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Funny One Liner Jokes – Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse


Here are the Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse One. It pays better than McDonald’s (though the hours aren’t as good.) Two. Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms. Three. Needles: ’tis better to give than to receive. Four. Confidence in reassuring patients that in every case, bleeding stops. Eventually. Five. Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic, and exciting new diseases. Six. Interesting aromas. Seven. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly clear handwriting. Eight. Admit it, it’s a lot easier than med school. Nine. Celebration of holidays with all your friends. At work. Ten. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients
survive no matter what you do to them.

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