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Funny One Liner Jokes – Version #2

What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? What? The taste! Why do chicken coops have two doors? Why? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. You should always give 100% at work. 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday What do you call a cow with no legs? What? Ground beef. What do you call a man with no arms
or legs that can swim across a pool? What? A Clever Dick.

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