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Funny StoryCocky LA Yuppie Makes A Bet With Crafty Old Oregon Farmer

Technology Is Advancing So Fast These Days,
It’s Hard To Keep Up With It All. And New Flashy Toys And Gimmicks Are All Well
And Good, But We Shouldn’t Forget To Keep Both Feet On The Ground And Focus On What’s
Really Important – The People Around Us. The Yuppie In This Funny Story Thought He
Could Outsmart A Senior Farmer, But He Had No Idea About The Farmer’s Secret Weapon
– Good Old Common Sense! If The Ending Made You Laugh, Make Sure To
Share This On To A Friend – Shared Joy Is Double Joy! Out On The Oregon Prairie, An Old Farmer Is
Tending To His Flock Of Grazing Sheep, When Suddenly A Brand New BMW Pulls Up On A Nearby
Road. The Man In The Car Is Dressed In An Armani
Suit, Gucci Shoes, Ray Ban Sunglasses And An Expensive Tie. He Sticks His Head Out Of The Car Window And
Loudly Calls To The Farmer, “Hey There, Old Man! If I Can Count How Many Sheep You’ve Got
Grazing There, Would You Let Me Take One Of The Sheep With Me?” The Farmer Looks At The Man, Then At His Dispersed
Flock Of Sheep. He Shrugs And Yells Back, “Fine By Me!” The Man Drives Up Next To The Farmer And Sets
Up His Dell Notebook On His Car’s Hood. The Man Then Uses His Iphone To Establish
A 5G Connection To NASA. He Connects To A GPS System, Pulls The Exact
Coordinates And Relays Them To Another Satellite Which Subsequently Scans The Grazing Area
With A High-Definition Camera. Without Breaking A Sweat He Opens The Image
In Adobe Photoshop And Exports It To An Image Processing Facility In Hamburg, Germany. Within A Few Seconds, His Ipad Receives An
Email Saying “Picture Processed And Data Stored”, After Which He Logs In To An MS-SQL
Database Via ODBC And Exports The Data To An Excel Sheet Containing Lots Of Advanced
Formulas. He Then Relays His Data To Xircom, And Within
Seconds He Gets A Reply. The Man Finishes His Technical Wizardry By
Printing A 150 Page Report Using His High-Tech HP Color Laser Jet. He Casually Glances At The Documents And Says
To The Farmer: “Hmm… You’ve Got Exactly 156 Animals Here.” An Unexpected Guess
“That’s Right,” Says The Farmer, “A Deal’s A Deal – You’re Welcome To One
Of The Sheep.” The Farmer Looks On As The Man Walks Around
Deciding On Which Sheep To Pick, After Which The Man Struggles To Get The Animal Into The
Trunk Of His Brand New Car. The Farmer Then Says, “Tell You What, If
I Can Guess Your Profession, Would You Give Me Back My Sheep?” The Man Considers This For A Moment, And Then
Replies, “Sure. Let’s Hear It Then, What Do I Do?” “You’re A Consultant,” Says The Farmer. “That’s Right!” Exclaims The Man With Surprise. “How On Earth Did You Know?” “It’s A No-Brainer,” Says The Farmer,
“You Came Here Without Being Asked, You Charged Me For Something That I Already Knew
And You Haven’t Got The Faintest Clue About My Line Of Work. So Be A Darling, Open The Trunk And Give Me
Back My Dog!” And One More Thing Those Are Not Sheeps Those
Are Cows. Please SHARE This If It Made You Laugh!

14 thoughts on “Funny StoryCocky LA Yuppie Makes A Bet With Crafty Old Oregon Farmer

  1. Hahaha smartass farmer. My Tata (grandpa) was a farmer and he was so smart and witty. Funny how people think that just because your a farmer your automatic dumb. Remember farmer are the ones that put out the food on your plate 💚

  2. Same one where the farmer identifies the Yuppie as Gov't cause he showed up without asking, said what farmer already knew, then demanded Payment, I bet. One I know, it's calves and he takes the farmer's dog… Like city folks asking what color the uniform of the Cattle Guard would be….

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