-I love “Game of Thrones.”
What I love even more is reading my friend
Leslie Jones live tweet it as it airs. I’m with Leslie now. She was too sick
to live tweet it on Sunday. I haven’t seen the episode yet. We’re gonna watch it together
now. -Yes!
-This is episode two of “Game of Jones.” -Whoo!
[ Light laughter ] -Okay, you know you got
to watch the beginning ’cause you know they got
Casterly Rock up in the beginning. -I wouldn’t have even known that
if you hadn’t pointed it out. -Yeah, but you —
you got to notice that. They’re doing
all the kingdoms, man. -You are watching the show on
another level than I’m watching. -Because I am “Game of Thrones,”
homey. -When it comes
to “Game of Thrones,” this is where you are
the most like a young, nerdy, white 12-year-old. [ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah, here we go, baby!
-“Thrones.” How do you feel about
Jamie Lannister these days? -Man, I feel like he
a one-arm bandit right now. That’s what I feel like,
Mr. Goldfinger. Yo, but this is gangster
right here. -Bronn?
-Bronn is the gangster, yo. Bronn is the dude that, like,
in the hood that knows where all
of the $1 cigarettes is, you know what I’m saying?
[ Laughter ] -It’s not a castle. -How about that one? -Where would Queen Leslie
want her castle? Oh, Compton.
[ Light laughter ] That’s the only way to have
a castle, is in Compton. -Would you give it
a fancy name? You couldn’t just call it
Compton Castle. What would you call it? -I literally would call it
the Compton Castle. That is exactly
what I would call it. [ Laughter ] -I would have stopped
that dagger with my own heart. -I feel like we talked
about this last time. You would not have
romanced with Littlefinger. -I didn’t say that.
I do believe that I said I still would do it
with Littlefinger, but — -Okay.
I would just have to watch him the whole time.
[ Light laughter ] -With the lights on?
-Yeah, I couldn’t have my eyes closed in passion. It’d have to be open
the whole time, like — And Bran, they need to really
just get a blood test on him because I just think he high.
[ Light laughter ] -I almost died for you. -That’s the look
that every man gives me when I’m standing there
in front of them going, “Why?! Why you can’t text me back?” -They give you Bran face?
-They give me Bran face. Give me Bran face like,
“I’m the three-eyed raven.” [ Light laughter ]
-That’s why he didn’t text? So you’ve dated
multiple three-eyed ravens. -All of them was
three-eyed ravens. I think one of them
was a crow, though. Yeah! This is what I’m talking about,
baby! Yeah!
-What? What’s this reaction? -Oh, yes, baby!
-Oh, I see. -Arya!
-Arya. -Arya is a warrior. -She’s coming home.
-She’s coming home, baby. They all together, homey. -Is this gonna be
emotionally rewarding? -It’s gonna be
emotionally rewarding, but I just have to say, this is definitely not
a black family. [ Light laughter ] -Wait, what’s the difference? -Okay, first of all,
Bran’s home. Arya’s home. Nobody wants to make
no macaroni and cheese? I’m saying nobody wants
to get together and have some chicken and ribs
and stuff. Littlefinger can’t get
no hamburger buns, you know what I’m saying? Come on, this a reunion!
-[ Laughing ] Yeah, I guess. -As soon as the family come in,
you have — ♪ Family reunion ♪ ♪ It’s a family reunion ♪ See, they supposed
to be rolling in there. They supposed to have,
like, a deejay. They’re supposed to have, like,
some bench tables set up. People are supposed
to be, you know, “Hey, Sansa! And, Arya, Bran is home!” -You shouldn’t have run
from the guards. -I didn’t run. You need better guards. -And, too, they acting
like they don’t know each other because, like, sisters,
I’d be like, “Girl! And then what happened
with the Bolton boy. I mean, I’m telling you,
he raped me every day! He raped me every day!” -They’re playing it too close
to the chest for sisters. -“Let me tell you,
let me tell you, I’d have no face!”
[ Laughter ] Man, Bran.
See, he high. [ Laughter ]
Always out here by the tree, he spaced out.
What is you smoking, Bran? Look, now, let me just say this.
I’m not saying that black people have been
right all the time, but check this out. -They fought together
against their common enemy. -Blue-eyed devils.
[ Light laughter ] Those was white folks! It’s white folks that came out
the cave and they took over! [ Light laughter ] -That’s — do you think that’s
what the White Walkers are? [ Light laughter ] -Blue-eyed devils! Farrakhan was right.
[ Light laughter ] -No,
this is not about Farrakhan. -We took Casterly Rock. -Look at that coat
that Varys got on. Where do you stand
on Varys? -Varys is like the girlfriend
that you don’t know if she’s really your home girl
or not. Because, one minute,
she’s supporting you and got your back,
but then, the next minute, you hear about some bull[bleep] she said to somebody else
about you. But just like she did him,
she needs to let him know that, “Yo, if you ain’t liking
what I’m doing, then you need to come
and tell me like a real boss. Don’t be going behind my back
conspiring and [bleep] because I’m going
to burn your ass.” -So that’s what you would say?
-[ Screaming ] Varys!
[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] Are you kidding me? That is Lord Varys, dude. Oh, my God! [ Screaming ] [ Laughter ] Oh, my God! -Varys is going to join us. -Oh, my God!
This is so cool! -Yes! What were you saying
about me? -I was saying that you can’t
trust your ass, but you know [bleep]
that you’re not telling anybody. Like, you know
about the Red Witch. You didn’t tell them
about the Red Witch. -I told Tyrion.
-Oh, my God! You did not tell Daenerys.
[ Light laughter ] -I did.
-Daenerys need to know that. -I told her I didn’t trust her
and she went, “I am in a forgiving mood.”
You’d just forgive her, too. -Okay, Varys. I see you talking
yourself out of this. -Now, you haven’t seen
this episode either. -No.
-You haven’t? -No, I couldn’t —
-But you was there! -Yeah, but I can’t remember. That’s years ago, and I’m
on the same stuff as Bran. [ Laughter ]
-Yes, Bran is high! -Theron, Theron is a coward.
-Yeah. -Theron is a coward. -He’s alive. -He only alive
’cause he’s a coward. I don’t care
if you ain’t got no [bleep] You did wrong! -He saved Sansa.
-Sansa saved herself. -No, she didn’t.
-She did! Varys, don’t be coming here
trying to take up with Theron. -All eunuchs stick together. -[ Laughing ] That’s true.
You have to. -Oh, he’s a Eunuch now
because he ain’t got no thing. [ Laughter ]
Look at Theron. Take his ass out.
-Theon. -Theron!
-Theon, not Theron. -Theron!
-It’s not Da-Do-Ron-Ron. -It’s Theron!
[ Laughter ] -They gave him the “R”
when they took his penis. -Exactly! -The Queen is gone. -Where’d she go?
I missed it. -Where did she go? Exactly.
There’s where she went. -Oh, here we go.
-Oh, okay. -This is what
you’ve been waiting for! -Okay.
-G.O.T. -The time for talk is over.
-G.O.T. don’t let you down. G.O.T. don’t let you down, son! -Didn’t expect it
to smell like that. -Men [bleep] themselves
when they die. -Really? Is that true? They [bleep] themselves? -Well, all of your muscles
would let go, so whatever you’re holding
would just — pbht. -I will not [bleep] myself. I will [bleep] before I die.
[Bleep] [ Laughter ]
I will [bleep] before I die, that’s for sure. Ain’t nobody going
to find no [bleep] on me. -You won’t care.
-I will care! I will come back as a ghost
and be like, “Somebody clean
that [bleep] up!” [ Laughter ] -[ Screaming ] -We can hold them off. -No, you can’t,
because let me explain why you can’t hold them off. [ Roaring ] [ Imitates dragon ] [ Applause ] ♪ Here come the dragon ♪ ♪ Here come the dragon ♪ ♪ Here come the dragon ♪ Yeah, baby! [ Imitates dragon ] [ Laughter ]
Look! Man, if I could ride a dragon. Dracarys! [ Screaming ] [ Roars ] [ Laughter and applause ] Yes, baby! [ Roars ]
[ Laughter ] Burn it up! Burn it up!
Burn it up! Look, the horses is even like,
“I’m getting the [bleep] out of here,
man!” [ Laughter ]
That’s a damn dragon! That’s a damn dragon! Oh, damn.
And you know it. You know Cersei ass going
come up with a damn dragon gun. -Where are you? -And then, when did he get
the training for this? That’s what I want to know. Where do you get the training
to run the dragon machine? I don’t even remember you
in the class, son! [ Screeching ] Whoa!
-No, no, no, no! -No! Ow, right in the kisser!
-Aww. ♪♪ -That’s a dragon, stupid! [ Laughter ] [ Roaring ] Who is the one
that saved him, though? Was it Bronn?
-Bronn? -I just [bleep] myself. [ Laughter ] -Varys, that’s okay
if you don’t have a penis. I still love you.
-Bless you. -But I need to know
what side you’re on, so you need to make that
a little clearer in the next episodes.
Thanks. -What side I’m on?
-Yes! -Who am I with?
-You are with Daenerys, but I don’t know
if you like Daenerys. -These two are going
to work this out. -You don’t, you be saying — -This has been
“Game of Jones.” -You be saying stuff like —
“I don’t know, I don’t know.” I just really feel like there’s
gonna be some kind of part where you gonna get mad
and do something behind her back and I just don’t really
appreciate it because — [ Cheers and applause ]
Seth needs to setup an Arya and Leslie Jones meeting LOL! I would love to see that!!!
Omg she is rigth about varys
when leslie jones can predict the god damm show…
the WRITING YO
Im watching this and the other game of jones videos now with like six days left before the Series Finale. I love her!
Seth: "You think that's what white walkers are?" ๐๐ ๐๐๐
I swear she looks like Dreymond Green ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wow!!!! 1st in years …. I did not hear Seth mention Our Presidents name……. Looks like Leslie has put him back on the map….. ๐๐๐คฃ๐
Leslie your the best SNL has….. I could help you with a new contract …… they need you….
I love Leslie Jones
Conleth was sad when the dragon was hit but if that dragon died he wouldn`t have burned to a crisp
Bran-face TM
4:48 Well, she got that right 100%.
Wow man, this show must be amazing!
Everyone I know personally, every comedian, celebrity, pundit, anchor,socialite, and anybody else who is a somebody in my books is obsessed with it!
I might have to check it out even though I don't think I'll like it…
"Blue eyed devils! Those is white folks!" :::Crying::: omg she cracks me up.
GOT even let Leslie down with this weak last season ๐
Heh yep Jones was right about Varys
Leslie was right about Varys and Dany, sigh…
Varys should have taken your advice lol
Thank you for making such wonderful videos. I could rewatch this over and over. ๐๐๐
9:08 Leslie was right! (watching this just before the last episode).
SHE WAS RIGHT! Varys did do something behind her back. He betrayed her and tried to get people to overthrow her. So she โdracarysedโ his ass ๐๐คฃbut Tyrion ratted him out ๐ณ
I mean this was entertaining to watch but I don't think I'd like to watch a live episode with her… like woman I'm trying to watch the damn program, I can see theres a dragon I dont need you screaming in my ear hole ๐
I love how leslie predicted varys' fate
You do realize, all black people do think they were white evil white people…only some will admit it though.
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"Blue-eyed devils""…"Farrakhan was right" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Leslie youz hilarious.
Varys in the westerosi snuggie
It's season 8 she was right about that last part.
leslie was right!
Who was the guy in the box. Why arent u asking him about that!!
Can I sleep over funny lady!
GOT8 definitely would let her down..
"BUEAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA"
Leslie got Varys to a fucking T
How interesting that Leslie correctly predicted Varys' fate last season.
Yoooooo Leslie the truth. Lmao
He was shady to Dannie,RIP Dragon Queen
20 seconds in and I'm blindingly distracted by Seth's socks. What is going on there?!๐คญ
Now that I've finally finished GOT, I'm so happy to be able to watch these.
This is the closest we get to seeing Got cast watching and reacting to their own show ๐ and even he was surprised by the dragon shot! He read the scripts!!
Back when GOT don't let you down.
leslie called it omg
"I don't care if you don't have no dick, YOU DID WRONG!!!"
"He saved Sansa…"
"Sansa saved herself!!"
"No she didn't!"
"Varys don't be coming up in here trying to take up for TheRon!!"
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Just fwd to 8:00.
Leslie Jones predicted the penultimate episode of GOT!
AHAH she was right, Varys betrayed Danaerys!
I would have paid to watch that episode with Leslie. OMG so much better with both of your commentary. Thank you!
LESLIE PREDICTED โTHE BELLSโ!
they dont even touch that salsa or guac or anything!
Varys in costume eating popcorn!! Amazing!
โVarys donโt come in here tryna take up for THEE-RONโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
She called the Varys treason a year early!
Please do every episode!!!! Make more!!!!!!!!
I've never watched Game of Thrones, but I can't stop watching Game of Jones. She is soooo funny!
That Varys explanation Leslie gave was PROPHETIC
These two are totally infectious!!! BLUE EYED DEVILS!!!!!!! SETHโS FACE AND LAUGH ARE PRICELESS! OMG THIS IS THE BEST!
OMG SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT VARYS SNAKEY ASS ๐ญ๐๐๐
Def Leppard! !!!!!
Varys๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Hahaha luv watching this again, after the last episode. Leslie predicted right, Varys betrayed Dany.
Leslie was right about Varys lol
Varys chowing down on popcorn like they never fed him in Mereen.
They should've watched episodes with all different GOT characters lol would've loved seeing Lady Olenna again.
Theron! ๐๐๐
Please consider posting the unedited versions!
Just discovered these and am binge watching Leslie and Seth into the wee hours. How'd I miss this? Freakin' brilliant…
She was right about faris haha
โGOT donโt let you downโ damn Leslie wish you were right in 2019๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
G.O.T. don't let you down, Son!
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I'm going to miss Leslie's Drogon imitation She cracks me up!!!
Every time Leslie starts roaring like a dragon it takes me out!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
She called what she thought varys would do. Lol
Lmao Varys was gonna enter saying something clever but she gave him NO CHANCE
Blue Eyed Devils Hahahahahaahah !!!
I can't think of anybody else that could embody a dragon in real life, besides Leslie. She would be stunning and deadly!!๐ฅ๐ฒ๐
โGot donโt let you downโ lol Varys laughing cause he had already read the season 8 script
Is bran a dude or a gal. Looks gay to me
They give me bran face ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐
The Young Pope
Wow, Leslie Call it!!!
Their reaction when they saw the battle scene, they specifically, Leslie & Varys sound like their watching the Super Bowl.
That snigger from Varys when Leslie says GOT wonโt let you down. Sigh.
4.54 the most coolest moment ๐
She is really fun to b with
Okay she makes me want to watch this show ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Petition for Leslie to play Drogon in the remake.
When Leslie predicted Varys betrayal lol
varys reacting to a show he was in is HILARIOUS
I love this so much…
The fact that Leslie & Varys constantly debated with each other made this one of the best episodes of Game of Jones.
Leslie Jones needs to do audiobooks
And Leslie was right about Varys
Girrrlll! I had no face๐
I love your guest appearances!!
Instead of always having stars sit in front of an audience, casually hanging out, day drinking etc, is an awesome change! Your point of difference!
Genius idea!
9:24. LESLIE KNEW !!!
This is the best. Leslie is the funniest human she cracks me up
This is the first time I have seen this and I have real tears from laughing ……..Leslie is a mess
OMG, that is fabulous! I cracked up the whole time
I want Leslie Jones to be my TV / film buddy, she's wonderful and would make any TV/ film 100 times better. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
This is funny, how?