Talk to me about your reaction when you read the script for your final episode. Ummm oh, I…I was Err…I was really Pleased with…that Jaime finds Cersei and hatches a great escape plan Unfortunately Arya disguised herself as some bricks and kills the pair of them silly fuckers Three! Three… TWO! two… And one! *screaming* Come on. Hi stranger, it’s been a while I’ve missed you It’s okay, you can look at my butt. Mm-hmm! It’s over These men are prisoners. It is not over …until the fat lady sings I am not a stranger to the dark Hide away, *Sing for me* More wine! OMG! That movie looks so good. Yeah, it’s a movie. It’s gonna be great! You committed treason. Fine. So don’t pay me I quit, so you don’t have to pay me It’s a terrible thing I’m asking… It’s also the right thing So just DO IT! You should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not gonna stop there. Yes, you can YES YOU CAN! Just do it! WHAT THE FUCK You are my Queen Now and always. And are you happy with how things ended? Yes. Hehe… She didn’t say yes You didn’t say yeees Best season ever… Come on You gotta get up. We gotta go home Please sit Please sit You’re father’s last living trueborn son You’re Lord of Winterfell now. I can never be Lord of Winterfell. I can never be Lord of anything. I’m the Three-Eyed Raven. If we choose you Will you wear the crown? Why do you think I came all this way? What happened? He’s sad. He’s sad? Oh, no. Why is he sad? He wants his mama Say: Mama! Aw, is that making you sad? That made me sad. The dinosaur’s making me sad. He flew off He flew… He flew off. You’ll be Queen, for a time Then comes another, younger, more beautiful, to cast you down and take all you hold dear Where will you watch the finale? Where will you go? Will you be together? Oh, we’re not. We’re gonna take our wives to an undisclosed location… you, but you will be together? We’ll be together. The four of us. Oh Yeah, together, and we’re just gonna turn our phones off Going offline. And Drink lot of tequila. Yeah, drinking tequila and coming back when it’s over Was it right… What I did? Bran has no interest in ruling and he can’t father children. Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. You shall take no wife Hold no lands Father no children… My little crow! Do not trust! He is a fugly slut! Your Grace He’s never been a bastard He’s the heir to the Iron Throne Byeeeeeee I’m gonna go watch “PB: NYC” which looks Super gay Long may he reign. Long may he reign. Long may he reign. Long may he reign Long may he reign… That will improve Byeeeeeeee Ser Podrick Aim for that star Don’t stop Marge, I’m confused, is this a happy ending or a sad ending? It’s an ending. That’s enough. Oh, thank fuck that’s over. Now what?