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Gridiron Heights, Season 2, Ep. 1: 28-3 Jokes for Life


We are cleared for landing in Gridiron Heights Welcome back to football, everyone You like that? YOU LIKE THAT?!!! We remind you this is a non-smoking league Doing great, Ice Man Just got to land this bad boy like we’ve practiced
a thousand times before No problem, Coach Can you give me a read on the approach vectors? Looks like we’re turning from 28 degrees west Uh, heading towards 3 degrees That’s 28 to 3 What’s that? 28 to 3 And perfect conditions There’s no way you could screw this landing up Yeah, totally Uh Ice? You all right? Matty! Matty! Matty Ice! Ice Man! You good?! OH GOD. He’s chooooooking!!! He’s chooooking! My ankle! Ow, my shoulder! No one’s fault, no one’s fault, tho Is there a quarterback who can land this plane? Oh, no, sorry. Like a real quarterback Sounds like a job for… Smokin’ Jay Out of my way scrub I got this Um, let’s see Ow, hurt my thumb; I’m done, I give up

100 thoughts on “Gridiron Heights, Season 2, Ep. 1: 28-3 Jokes for Life

  1. Im not a football fan but i can tell i missed a lot of references which sucks but it was still fucking hilarious. "Ow hurt my thumb im done i give up" ahahaha

  2. Is there a quarterback who can land this plane? Goff, Bortles, Osweiler. Oh no sorry like a REAL quarterback. 😂😂😂

  3. I hope that Cutler can stay in the public eye because losing "Smoking Jay" will be sad for Gridiron Heights.

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