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HATE MAIL (Funny Friday Videos #35) [] Bits of Real Panther


What do you say?
What do you say? It’s Friday! What it be? How it be,
you cheeky, cheeky, cheeky monkey? I am your stalwart sidekick Shawn
(better known as Bits of Real Panther) and I was like to welcome you to Episode number 35 — I also would like my fingers to work — to epsideo 35 of “The Funny Joke of the Day”
/ “The Friday Funny (Hate Mail).” In today’s video I’m going to be sharing with you
a very brief channel update. Following that I’m going to b
test-driving an alcoholic beverage. And lastly I’m gonna give you a joke
that will probably get me killed. But before all those things, Macarena, what do you say we dance our way into a “Friday Funny” fun fact? In Japan, it is considered good luck to have a baby and have a Sumo wrestler make that baby cry! That makes no sense to me… I mean having a baby is just stupid! And speaking of guys wearing diapers — I guess you’ll never know — I, Bits of Real Panther, have for you
a very quick channel update: As you may or may not have noticed,
this Monday night I uploaded a movie scene, a tradition I hope to continue, as those kind of videos are very quick, very easy, they generate a respectable number of views, and are a lot of fun. So if you have a particular movie scene
you would like to see me upload, please list them in the comment section below and
I’ll do my very very best to satisfy that request. Just think of me as your personal video genie! “Why?” I hear you ask in tandem. Because I appreciate each and every one of you. And speaking of appreciation, Lucy Lawless,
what do you say we thrash our way into another episode of the “Friday Funny” breakfast? Today I will be drinking something fairly modest:
a Pepsi and Captain Morgan Royal Apple. And I know what you’re thinking:
what the hell is wrong with this clown? Honestly, I don’t feel like puking today! Hey, it is what it is, Claire. πŸ˜‰ Anyway, today’s drink goes out to your friend and mine, that heavy rocker Andrew of the Andrew Sennedra channel. If you’ve not yet visited his channel, please do; he does
a lot of critiques of heavy-metal songs and albums. He is a very eloquent speaker; and he looks pretty rough around the edges but he’s actually a pretty chill dude. In fact, Andrew was “nice enough” to
sent me the joke for this video. I’m a little concerned about that…
and I’m a little concerned about this drink, as I am picking up fumes here of cinnamon. πŸ™ Anyway, Andrew Sennedra, here’s to you, buddy:
heavy listening, friend! That went down way too easy. There’s actually a joke there —
I’m not gonna say it. :O :O But speaking of jokes, I have for you a little joke as was sent in by Andrew. So when I give you the punch line of the joke, please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5 and
then post that rating in the comment section below. OK there… let us do this! Once again, this is not my joke,
so s I don’t any hate mail. I don’t need any tomatoes thrown up here. I don’t need a pie in the face. Don’t need any kind of craziness like that. OK, here we go: Why are moon rocks better than Earth rocks? Because they’re a little bit “meteor”! Oh, that was weak! Post your rating in the comment section below,
and have yourself a great Friday, friend!

100 thoughts on “HATE MAIL (Funny Friday Videos #35) [] Bits of Real Panther

  1. Very random about the sumo wrestler. Andrew is a great guy. Nice one Shawn you blitzed the drink. 3 lol yay pie in the face thumbs up

  2. Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ€£TGIF!!! Yay 😁 we made it to Friday I remember the Macarena I like the exorcist movie another awesome well executed and put together awesome video πŸ‘πŸ»Tfs support Hahahaha pie πŸ₯§ in your face

  3. loli like it all but i am gonna give a 4 for that joke as the pie in the face was unexpected. i left a thumbs up anyway.

  4. Haha magic video. Joke- what's the difference between jam and marmalade? A- you can't marmalade your cock up a chicks ass lol ba boom. Any dumb and dumber scene would be good for me! Cheers. Like it. πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜Ž

  5. Now we need a remake of the Andrews Sisters song as β€œ Rum and Pepsi Cola” lol
    The joke was really punny, so I’ll give it a 6. However, your delivery gets a full 10.
    Have a great weekend my friend. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  6. XDDDDD this' a great video man! Like, the joke was hilarious and the outcome was most unexpected. I don't even know how to express my rating in the short range of 0-5 for this, but you my friend, have surely crossed 5. Keep it up! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  7. Great video thanks brother. This drink sounds good right now. The joke I don't know about maybe a 4. Get two dang alarm clocks two drinks before you go to bed you might get up on time. Keep up the great work see you in the next video thanks again brother. I think you are the one who came and got me to come back. I can't help I was without internet for a few days. I got tired of the crap from one and went with another carrier. I have just told them how I felt and went with another service. Customer service sucks anymore they don't care and I don't either. Thanks brother

  8. Wow i haven't watched a vid in a while. Glad I came back. I give that joke a 4.5/5. Not enough shaving cream in that plate. You should have a Jack Daniels with Vodka and a pint of orange juice for breakfast. You should put a clip of Flight 93. Sad, but inspiring.

  9. I found you on Pusa Studios great content mate. And I’ve heard that joke before sold 3/5 on the dad joke meter

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    ha ha ha l.o.l well what can i say i am giving that joke a actual ' 7 ' just for the pie in the face cause well
    i think you needed some whip cream in that drink ha ha Magnificent video awesome fun fact for the day
    i am not so sure on the drink tho ' but the cats say better to try some catnip whiskey instead ha ha so
    have a happy Caturday Catnip Crazy Cats Day Gone Wild Weekend / and a Happy Thanksgiving Day to!!
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    oh yeah the cats say you should put up Pet Cemetery for a movie you know cause they like the
    main star in the movie THE CAT of course l.o.l silly cats always got cats on the mind that and catnaps l.o.l

  12. Im here watching in full view by the way shawn what did you say?when are you gonna do your LIVE stream?yes romance and things? will be fun to watch great editing fun thump up!this video wditing has been changed niceπŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

  13. TGIF πŸ˜€one my favorite parts of Friday your video yeah πŸ‘πŸ»more Monday movie night Could you do a scene from Spaceballs? 😜 Joke of the day 4 see ya in the next one friend!!!

  14. I cannot believe you are drinking in the morning. Lol. You must really hate your job. Or you have an awesome job that allows you to drink. Or you live in Germany were I believe have 3 day weekends πŸ˜‚. Your jokes are beyond me. They'll on a higher plane. πŸ˜‚πŸΉπŸΈπŸΊπŸ»πŸ·

  15. Making babies cry sounds like quite an easy thing to do. Most babies cry on their own accord anyway so I guess there is a lot of good luck in Japan. You can cross off doing the cinnamon challenge from your bucket list. Very impressive alcohol consuming. You could enter the national drinking championships if such a thing exists. I am sure you would do quite well. The joke at the end gets a 5/5. I did not see that pie in the face coming πŸ™‚

  16. Pepsi and Captain Morgan? I don't like both 😡 I prefer Cola with Jack Daniels.
    Well, you said, you don't need tomato and something else. But I could not hold back myself, this "cake" was mine 😎
    But it was a good joke: 3/5

  17. Around 0:21 was 'clever'/amusing hehe! 0:30 (about wanting your 'fingers to work') was funny! :-p Including Sharon Stone in the selection haha! 'So' and 'sew' around 3:45! Joke can have a 2.5!

  18. Man, the amount of time that must go into these great edited videos of yours is mindboggling, Shawn! I'd be careful of uploading movie scenes. A channel I watched for years was killed off by YT because they were doing the same thing.

  19. I followed your instructions, and rated this joke "0-5". πŸ‘ Did I do it right? πŸ’­ In other news, I dig the movie clips. 🎬 As far as suggestions go: I already know some of my personal favs, and look forward to watching some of yours. 😜✌

  20. I like that clever intro with the four panthers! I wouldn't do the movie scene uploads regularly because it's against the community guidelines copyright policy. People still do it but it puts the channel at risk if Youtube ever wants to enforce it. Your channel is clean and you make your own content so uploading clips will put your channel at risk for strikes. i had about 15 uploads out of 180 that were copyrighted content and i removed them in the last few months trying to get clean from them. I still have a few which i will be removing soon. If you don't plan to monetize, then i suppose it doesn't matter then…however if you are going to monetize then the channel needs to be clean. I subbed Andrew and let him know you sent me. I give the friday funny a 1.2 of 5 and the pie in the face a 5 of 5! That's what i call a sugar rush,. lolπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

  21. How we beπŸ˜‰
    We both know who is the real cheeky monkey hereπŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ€£
    Oh baby, you should definitely do more videos with your hair down you are one darn handsome guy😍πŸ”₯
    Is there any other dance moves you can do?πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί
    What a weird fun fact, of course our culture must seem weird to them. You are absolutely right Shawn, having babies is just down right silly πŸ€£πŸ€‘πŸ‘Ά
    We already know you aren't wearing anything below the waist, you gave that up last video 😈πŸ”₯
    Your channel is totally awesome, you come up with great ideasπŸ“½β€πŸ”₯
    And we appreciate you😍
    You need to enjoy a drink once in a while🍺
    It is what it is😘
    Oh man that joke was totally funny a 4πŸ™Œ
    I knew something was coming. Pie in the face, I bet that was fun😊🀣πŸ₯§
    How many reshoots did it take to get it right?
    It's too late now but I could have helped you with that clean upπŸ‘…πŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯
    I hope you are having a great fabulous weekendπŸ€—β€πŸ’‹

  22. That pie face tho πŸ°πŸ˜‚ I know this emoji is a piece of cake didn't have any pie
    5 out of 5 πŸ‘ funny and true

  23. I got some dance moves for you, got to pull your drawls up high first. The best shout I could ever have, rough around the edges, sounds about right. I see all the neat backdrop similarities, very snazzy πŸ™‚

  24. Was that a little Stan Lee cartoon πŸ™ easy drink today ! Fun edits for sure. Who hit you with the pie lol ? Dedication right there ! That joke was like aw..cute 4 out of 5 lol

  25. That whipped cream would be great on a pumpkin pie… the joke is a 3.
    Boy am I happy you had an enjoyable drink on this one. I was so relieved it did not make you suffer.
    Five inches of snow plus 11 for the low two days running. Canada must have dipped down for a visit. And I lost one of my Thinsulate lined mittens out of my pocket just to add to the frozen drama, ain't we got fun for walking on Monday morning?

  26. Haha, the pie in the face was the funniest part. I give that joke a falling star 2/5. For your Monday movie scene, could you do the 'bikers pick the wrong bar' scene from 'A Bronx Tale'?

  27. How'd that taste, Buckles!? Saw you had Christmas Vacation on the list. Here is another movie suggestion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycukyN56gIo

  28. Rum and coke mixed with a joke… someone smacked you with a pie lol but that was the funniest πŸ˜‚ have a great week Shawn and yes the movie clips are cool… I would go for Barbarella or Logan’s Run… or Cry Baby πŸ’• πŸ¦ƒ all faves and kinda bizarre.

  29. I need your Friday funnies on Mondays….because…beginning of the week…stress starts… So, funny…helps. But please don't make babies cry πŸ™
    BTW…I want more movie scenes. Will tell you which ones soon. That joke….I give a negative number πŸ˜€

  30. 4 for the joke but i have to admit although it was not very funny i still laughed πŸ™‚ great video as always πŸ™‚ bdw love too se a piece of any funny or very scary movie your pick πŸ™‚

  31. I’m back that need a pie πŸ₯§ I laugh after the pie so it counts lol πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹πŸ½5 lol awesome supporter was here #fullview

  32. I love your new , movie clip videos. That's an awesome idea. Easy is a good thing, once in awhile. I liked this joke lol. Solid 4 for me 😎 Have a good rest of your week man!

  33. That was really cool how you edited the different versions of yourself saying "Bits of Real Panther." I wonder how you did that .. impressive! Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving! I give the joke a 4.5. I like silly jokes πŸ™‚

  34. I thought you were actually going to read hate mail, which was shocking to think, because I doubt you would get any hate mail. That's my specialty. I might even be jealous of anyone who gets more hate mail than I do. I actually did get a double-edged razor blade in an envelope A few weeks ago, now that everyone in YouTube land has my address and all my personal info, but I do take it as a compliment. It's a free razor blade, and anything free has to be good!

  35. whenever I hear you tell these jokes, I have flashbacks of the Gong Show. And if you are old enough to remember that show, my condolences.πŸ˜…

  36. i see your using new effects!! really cool!! that fact was strange!! drink sounded awesome to me!! cool on using movie clips..i like them!! joke i give a 5 my friend!! have a sweet friday!!

  37. That was cool when you came in 4's… Beyond me how you do that! Lol lol Very funny graphics!! The joke was good a 5 and I liked the pie in the face! Tee Hee hee πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  38. First i'm really glad to see your videos and it's amazing to see that you got a lot of views you good in what you do sincerlly you're so natural and funny keep going and i will check regullary your videos buddy and good luck πŸ˜‰

  39. Lol you always get lucky with the cinnamon in your drinks… I would have never throw a tomato or a pie at you, but did the pie taste good? Lol
    Always here to support youπŸ€—

  40. hahahaha… that was a classic "Dad" type joke…. I thought it was funny…. hmmm pie in the face huh???? I hope it was delicious!! … Im not so sure about that SUMO wrestler fun fact… totally bizarre… great video as always Shawn.. All my best to you

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