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Hey, “Incels,” Women Don’t Owe You Anything – The Jim Jefferies Show


>>>WELCOME BACK. LAST WEEK A DICKHEAD CALLED ALEC DROVE A VAN INTO A SIDEWALK IN TORONTO, KILLING TEN, EIGHT OF WHOM WERE WOMEN. ANOTHER MASSACRE BY VEHICLE. WHAT GROUP COULD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS HORRIFIC ACT? ISIS? WHITE SUPREMACISTS? OR SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SADDER?>>INVESTIGATORS SHARED THIS NOW-DELETED FACEBOOK POST JUST BEFORE THE RAMPAGE. IT INCLUDES THE PHRASE “INCEL,” SHORT FOR INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE. IT’S USED ONLINE BY MEN WHO BLAME WOMEN FOR THEIR LACK OF SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS. >>THAT’S RIGHT, THE LATEST NEWS TO COME UP BUBBLING FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET ARE THE INCELS, MEN WHOSE IDENTITY REVOLVES AROUND NOT GETTING LAID AND BLAMING WOMEN FOR IT. SURE, GOING WITHOUT SEX IS FRUSTRATING, WE WERE ALL VIRGINS ONCE. EXCEPT FOR PRINCE WHO CAME OUT [ BLEEP ]ING. YES. THAT’S HIM AT 4. THE PROBLEM IS WHAT STARTED AS AN ONLINE FORUM FOR LONELY PEOPLE HAS GROWN INTO SOMETHING MUCH DARKER.>>SELF-DESCRIBED INCELS CONGREGATE MOSTLY ONLINE, MEETING IN FORUMS AND MESSAGE BOARDS LIKE 4 CHAN AND 8 CHAN TO DISCUSS THEIR HOPELESSNESS WITH WOMEN IN POSTS THAT ARE PEPPERED WITH RACISM AND MISOGYNISTIC CHANTS. I DON’T THINK THE NAME IS HELPING. INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE? SOUNDS LIKE THE TITLE OF AN UNSUCCESSFUL ROMANTIC COMEDY STARRING KATHERINE HEIGL. WAIT, ALL HER FRIENDS ARE MARRIED, SHE’S SUFFERING FROM THE SINGLE BLUES SO SHE TAKES A CHANCE AND STARTS DATING A GUY SHE MET ON REDDIT. A CLASSIC ROM-COM ENDING WHERE THE BOYFRIEND RACES TO THE AIRPORT IN A SPEEDING MAN MOWING DOWN PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK JUST TO TELL HER HOW MUCH HE [ BLEEP ] HATES HER. HEY. NO. IT’S NOT A MOVIE I WOULD WATCH. I’M NOT A CHICK. SOME INCELS ARE JUST LOST, FRUSTRATED PEOPLE SEEKING A COMMUNITY. BUT LOTS OF THEM ARE MISO MISOGYNISTIC ASSHOLES WHO BELIEVE THEY’RE OWED SEX. AND SOME APPLAUD THE MURDERS. >>ON SOME OF THE MORE EXTREME BOARDS YOU WILL SEE CELEBRATION OF VIOLENT ACTS FROM PEOPLE LIKE ELLIOT RODGER, WHO HAD A LENGTHY ONLINE HISTORY WITHIN THE INCEL COMMUNITY BEFORE HE KILLED SIX PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA IN 2014.>>WAIT, WAIT, WHAT WHY THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE VIOLENT? WHY CAN’T ONCE A GROUP OF ANGRY LOSERS GET TOGETHER IN A BASEMENT AND CHANNEL THEIR ENERGY INTO SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE PROTECTING OUR OCEANS OR PROVIDING HEALTH CARE FOR POOR COUNTRIES? OR USING ALL THAT PENT-UP [ BLEEP ] TO SPACKLE YOUR MOTHER’S BATHROOM? SHE’S BEEN LETTING YOU LIVE RENT-FREE FOR SO LONG, SHE’S A NICE LADY, DO HER A FAVOR! THE MORE YOU DIG INTO INCEL CULTURE, THE WEIRDER IT IS. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN TERMINOLOGY LIKE NONINCELS ARE NORMIES. GOOD-LOOKING NORMAL MEN ARE CALLED CHADS. I BELONG TO A GROUP IN THE MIDDLE, BETWEEN A NORMY AND A CHAD. I CALL IT NADS AR TO. TO ALL MY NAD FRIENDS OUT THERE. NATURALLY THINGS START TO GET RACIST. FOR INSTANCE, A BLACK CHAD IS CALLED A TYRONE. WHICH SEEMS A LITTLE EXCESSIVE. CAN’T BLACK MEN JUST BE CALLED CHADS? THERE’S LITERALLY A COUNTRY IN AFRICA CALLED CHAD. WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS FULL OF TYRONES. AT THEIR MOST EXTREME INCELS CALL FOR WOMEN TO BE ATTACKED AND RAPED FOR DEB NING THEM WHAT THEY CLAIM IS A RIGHT TO HAVE SEX. THIS YEAR THE SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER ADDED INCELS TO THEIR LIST OF HATE GROUPS. WHAT HAPPENS IF ONE OF THEM EVENTUALLY GETS LAID? ARE THEY BANISHED FROM THE GROUP? DO THEY PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED? IF ANOTHER INCEL FINDS A BRA UNDER THEIR BED, OH, NO, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, NO, IT’S ME MOTHER’S BRA, I WAS HOLDING IT FOR HER, I HAVEN’T HAD SEX, PLEASE DON’T SMELL MY FINGERS. IF I MAY TALK TO THE INCELS AT HOME, BECAUSE WE FOLLOW TOSH I ASSUME THERE ARE MANY OF YOU. YOU’RE NOT OWED ANYTHING. ESPECIALLY SEX. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES A PERSON SO HATEFUL OR VIOLENT, BUT I DO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE. I MEAN, I WAS FOR A WHILE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. BUT I DIDN’T GO AND GET IN CARS AND RUN OVER PEOPLE. BECAUSE I WAS 12. AND 13 AND 14 AND 15 AND 16 AND 17. BUT I WASN’T CELEBRATE FOREVER. I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I BETTERED MYSELF. I LEARNT STANDUP COMEDY. IT’S AMAZING WHAT A SKILL SET AND A FAKE SET OF TEETH CAN DO FOR YOU. NOW I HAVE SEX FIVE TIMES A YEAR. LOOK. INCELS, I’M NOT TRYING TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE. ACTUALLY NO ONE’S TRYING TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE, THAT’S PART OF THE WHOLE PROBLEM. MY POINT IS, I MADE AN EFFORT, I CHANGED THINGS ABOUT THE MYSELF TO GET LAID, AND I HAVE NO REGRETS. AND THAT’S THE WAY THAT THE WORLD WORKS. ISN’T THAT RIGHT, KERRY KING FOUNDING MEMBER OF SLAYER?>>THAT’S RIGHT, JIM.>>KERRY, YOU’RE NOT WHAT ONE WOULD CALL AN ATTRACTIVE FELLOW. IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?>>THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN FAIR, JIM.>>YET YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF DESIRABLE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE.>>AT THE RISK OF BRAGGING? I HAVE, JIM.>>AND WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TO SEXUAL SUCCESS, KERRY?>>WELL, THE INFLATED GUITAR, JIM. >>THANK YOU, KERRY KING OF SLAYER. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, INCELS. YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO SEX. IF YOU WANT IT, LEARN A SKILL, GET A HAIRCUT, JUST BE NICE YOU [ BLEEP ] LIMP-DICK TROLL.

100 thoughts on “Hey, “Incels,” Women Don’t Owe You Anything – The Jim Jefferies Show

  1. I blame hookers and pimps..
    They are not reaching these guys with their poor business strategy.. 🤨

    I'm starting to rethink about being a pimp again.. 🤔

    😜🙃

  2. What ever happened to just saving up some cash and getting a prostitute? It’s not not that expensive and safe if you put a sock on the pickle. Only one to blame is yourself for lack of sex. Bet if you weren’t an entitled douchebag you’d get some. So many options and they go for the victim.

  3. Why would a white supremacists drive into 10 random people of different races probably.(ik it was an example just saying)

  4. Lol that would be a fucking fantastic movie.

    Picture this: A group of 5 college incel losers, and each of them represents a different branch of the incel community (1. A depressed one/unlucky geek who can’t score “women are pretty much aliens”, 2. A mega chauvinist[stacies/chads]; “women owe me sex and are inferior to men”[this one has an unhealthy obsession with the 50’s], 3. A neck beard reddit atheist[white knight, fedora and all]”women are goddesses”, 4. A full blown racist “Monkeyman Tyrone has a bigger dick than me” [basically a mini Alex Jones] and then 5. A straightman incel who is down to earth, but holds a little bit of all of the others ideas in him [all around normal dude, just kinda shy])

    The gang winds up hearing about a party the next frat over. They don’t go obviously, being incels and all, but the straightman sneaks out of the dorito dungeon in the middle of the night. One thing leads to another, and the guy gets laid, his lay becoming his new girlfriend. The next stage of the movie revolves around the guy trying to hide her from the gang as all of his previous incel thoughts start going out the window and he reevaluates everything he thinks he knows. All of this is riddled with character detail from each of the archetypal incels in the gang that gets thrown at the main guy, further developing their positions towards society and opinions about women in general.

    Eventually the beans spill after they catch the guy with his girl and the gang gets brutally divided. Two want to kill him and his new girlfriend, while the other two secretly envy him and want to know his secrets.

    The climax involves some kind of thing from the two crazy incels (racist and sexist) directed towards the main guy and his posse involving a truck or a gun or something (like the real stories). Movie ends either with everyone reconciling and discovering that women are people too, or with the two psycho dudes getting locked up and the two benevolent incels finding true love just like our main guy.

    Oh shit somebody make this a thing this doesn’t sound that bad of a plot.

  5. "I lost my hair at a young age"
    "Oh my god you poor thing, that must be so hard to deal with!"

    "I went through heroin addiction"
    "Oh, you are so strong, it must have been so hard!"

    "I have trouble sleeping"
    "You're a strong person, I hope I can help you!"

    "I struggle with my weight"
    "Oh, but, you are a strong person, you can do it!"

    "I can't figure out why women don't like me and I have constant breakdowns because I think I'm going to live the rest of my life alone"
    "MAN UP YOU PATHETIC ENTITLED FUCK, WOMEN DONT OWE YOU ANYTHING"

    Basically my life in a nutshell, it's funny how people cherry pick which problems to help others for and which ones to condemn them for having.

  6. 'Incels' used to get chicks drunk. That's how it's been since alcohol consumption became a common human behavior. Now that the feminists have caused such a godamned stink over that, this is the result. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that's what it is. Alcohol used to be the saving grace of 'incels'.

  7. Making a mockery of incels prolly isn't a good idea; they're violent towards men as well. That one shooter took out a few Chad's along with the women. Why tempt more violence. Why.

  8. The reason all Father’s hate Their children is because the first pussy their kids ever destroyed was there mothers

  9. We're living in the age of technology that allows scum like this to thrive in their little cest pools whereas, they could actually use the same fucking technology to get laid! But no,… that would mean they can't blame women anymore for not having sex with them. So, better isolate themselves until one imbecile explodes and kills women.

  10. Bashing a group of people with individuals who are willing to use lethal force?
    This is a bright idea! What could possibly go wrong?!

  11. Meanwhile Jimbo works hard to suck muslim cock in the mainstream media who rape and blow up our white kids. You're all fucking losers fans of this cunt.

  12. youtube wankers chatting shit over a 4th rate cunt so-called comedian, who want to put down young virgin men. Scum.

  13. You're a joke throwing young men under the bus when you have the money to stick your little dick in fucking whores who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire you mug.

  14. i just watched bill burr's bet about driving his car and thinking about running over people on the sidewalk and this video came up nxt 😹😹😹

  15. sick assholes caan't understand the these people if yu are making fun all the time the problem is fucking these bitches who go ater men with muscules and mney and leave behind divorced men stupid people like you get sex all the time

  16. Most incels are not violent. You will find more mass shooters who had regular sex than incel shooters.

    Don't look at this guy for getting accurate info on incels. He is obviously just a comedian ripping into the next hot topic which is currently incels.

  17. Shit like this in the media and then people wonder why those incels commit violence. It's like teasing a crocodile and expecting not to get chomped sooner or later.

  18. They're all laughing as hard as possible to cover up the truth they are actually aware of. Laughing at problems doesn't make them go away, the reality is in the blackpill (I recommend everyone willing to have some kind of insight to read the 'scientific blackpill') whether you accept it or not. It's deeply rooted in our primal minds and that's not just my empty talk, all of it is backed up by government studies and other independent studies and as you read through it, you actually realize that you subcounsciously knew it all along.

  19. As an incel I don't think I am "owed" anything. Females have no interest in me and that is fine, I learned to live without sex. I was depressed when I was younger but now I couldn't care less.

  20. I am a incel but a pacifist women do not owe me access to their bodies that is why I have porn thank God sorry ladies men can be toxic ( some) casting a shadow on us decent men.

  21. If getting laid is all they want just go to a legal brothel and pay a prostitute! It's not a difficult problem to solve! I think most of these guys just love to wallow in their own self pity.

  22. To be fair if women reject kindness on favour of abuse then insist til their dying breath they want nice guys it is kind of a problem with women all the advice these women give is be nice yet it never works and if you consider that basically everyone in prison has women and how much women love people like trump you do begin to understand women do shoulder a lot of the blame. It's not popular to say but it is true that women prefere just about anyone to nice guys when you consider people like Chris's Watts and Ian Huntley who both murdered children got loads of womenaube , just maybe incels have a point.

  23. LOL the CUNTS have brainwashed the loser population. Relationships aren't worth the time they take. But you don't succeed by quitting. So if you can't get pussy but want it then simply stop making it number one treat it like it doesn't matter. Keep the mindset that you have what they want it might live in a piece of leather folded in half in your pocket. Sluts and this means all of them want to be the center of attention so make it a challenge for them that way the dumb broads have focus and you get laid.

  24. Few I've seen seem to feel like they're owed sex or anything else really from women. It's more that they're upset they don't live up to women's high (and increasing thanks to online dating and social media) standards.

  25. I hate incels so much. They aren't attractive to women so instead of doing something to improve their looks such as working out, they spend all their time on message boards complaining about it with other weirdos . I was an incel when I was 11( technically lol) . I started working out and learning to be cool. Now I'm a Chad and I've fucked a ton of Stacey's. Get off your weird asses and do something positive to try and change things.

  26. What about Henry Kissinger? Trollish looks,… started wars that has over a million body count,…. yet he’ was Hef’s regular guest over at the Playboy mansion, he even slept with Jill St. Claire.

    I say that mowing down people with your car or shooting up your school seems to stem from a lack of imagination more than anything.

  27. Incels should go MGTOW and vote against leftist politics that gives all these benefits to women. Men don't owe woman provissions through tax money to subsidize their hypergamous and promiscous lifestyle.

  28. I have a cousin named tommy like that …. He's in his 30's and has only ever fucked one woman once ….. I am glad I moved across the country from him…. and that poisonous Fuck town D.C. !!!!!

  29. For once, he's right! Women of the world don't owe men anything in this world. And you know what? Men don't owe women anything in this world neither. People want to talk about equality? Well that is equality right there. Unfortunately though, many white knight, simp men don't think so. They think men have to pander themselves for pussy and owe women for the wrongdoings that have been done to them by men. I don't think so.

  30. If he was involved with Freemasonry, he would have been involuntary celibate, …they do that while they pump you up with gay drugs…if you dont believe me, check out my skype conversation with the guy impersonating John Tsipouris, telling me that i had been drugged with Gay enhancers….also, Panos Syros, Konstadina and Sophie Tsouti, told me that I will like being gay, after I told them at dinner that I think people are trying to forcefully turn me gay with drugs and other sleigh of hands….including psychological tricks, because the cunts (at best) thought i was hidding in the closet…based on absolutely no sound fundamentals. THIS GUY KILLED THE WRONG PEOPLE……LOL……you can verify everything i am saying by interrogating one of the aforementioned…There are people that try to make you gay using drugs…and involuntary celibacy, is one of the tricks. That also included some of the Romanians there, which would sporadically come and kiss me, to see if the drugs were working….Freemasonry i tell you……..before you blame this guy, make sure he was not involved in Freemasonry or a derivative of that…..specially french…they usually do these tricks with gay enhancers.

  31. Incel is a term actually invented originally by women. Nobody owes anybody sex but if we have a society where lees and less people have sex that’s a social and structural problem it’s not just an individual problem. There’s a problem that’s about culture status and other ways people learn that is the issue not just incel men themselves. When we don’t look st this issue structurally and just beat people over the head by attacking them we do not real good in terms of helping resolve the issue. Women have more and more options while many men have none. This is not just how things are it’s gotten worse therefore it’s a social problem

  32. The term incel must also apply to
    fat,ugly women who hate males too,is it not
    a gender neutral term?
    Would it not apply to a lot of fat,ugly,hateful matriarchs who
    spend all their time hating on men ,boys and male children?
    WAS IT NOT COINED BY A GAY WOMAN,AM I WRONG?
    Would it not apply to the "i dont like mondays" girl from
    the song?

  33. Hey women, men don't owe you anything (specially after you hit the wall in your 30s and want a beta bucks to settle down, after all those Chads you fucked behind a dumpster in college frat parties).

  34. Of course they blame women instead of blaming the fact that they are disgusting, entitled grown men that throw tantrums because women are repelled by their creepy, hateful, repugnant personalities. There are plenty of conventionally physically unnattractive people out there that have found love and companionship. You know how they did it?!?!! By actually being good, kind human beings with a pleasant personality that people enjoy being around. I have had multiple times in my life that I found someone unnattractive at first sight, but after a little time and getting to know them, I ended up having a crush on them. The kind of person you are definitely matters when it comes to attracting people.

  35. After watching this video I went on and watched some videos made by self proclaimed incels and all I can say is, wee… now I understand why no woman will fuck them. They are so depressed and so entitled at the same time it's mind boggling. One of the dudes I watched talked like it was all over because no female would have his dry, withered little dick. I could almost smell the bitch in him through the screen.

    It's funny because as far as i've seen, they think they have it rough because no females will fuck em, but they want to fuck 9's and 10's and most of them are average looking at best and most of them are broke or living with their parents. How about you go for something your own level? but nah, they are too good for that, they are better than all of us that fuck fats and uglies. They deserve the Scarlett Johansons despite not bringing anything to the fucking table and have a horrible attitude, zero self esteem and are entitled as all hell. It's like, you made yourselves unfuckable but now it's women's fault? gimme a fucking break.

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