Here are 10 of Life’s most interesting observations: One. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak. Two. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Three. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Four. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough
to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog Five. The things that come to those who wait will be
the things left by those who got there first. Six. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a
man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Seven. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Eight. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Nine. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well. Ten. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.