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HISHE Dubs – Pacific Rim (Comedy Recap)

A long time ago in a galaxy far far We’re just under the ocean silly. Not so long ago in the middle of the pacific
ocean, a giant portal opened up that allowed giant monsters to come through. Hey Everyone! Oooops! Clumsy me!! Sorry bout that… I’m just too big for my britches! The monsters were called Kaiju and they kept
coming. Since they were really good at breaking our
stuff, they had to be stopped. Rather than invest in more practical options
like flying weapon platforms or satellites that could just cook the monsters
from orbit, we decided to build robots. I build robots. Robots designed to do one thing. Punch monsters in the face. C’mon big brother! Time to go fight a Kaiju
Okay bro! I hope nothing bad happens to one of us! Ooooo! Nice boat! Step away from the boat! Can I play? WOOOPSIE! My internals!! NOOOOOOOOO! SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO ONE OF US!!! The Monsters keep getting stronger. What should we do? Keep using robots! Nah that’s dumb. What else could we do? We can build a giant wall.
and make the Kaiju pay for it! Yeah! Do it! My man! Man, building this wall sucks! But at least I get to do this
WEEEEEEEEEE!!! This just in!!! There’s been another Kaiju attack. Hi guys! Nice wall! Oh No! The wall didn’t keep out the illegal alien! Luckily there was a Jaeger nearby that was
able kill the kaiju. You’re welcome everyone! Because I’m the best Jaeger pilot ever! I used to be the best pilot ever… Wanna come back and prove it! No. Come on. PRETTY PLEASE!!! Ok. This is Mako. She’s my assistant and totally not my adopted
daughter… Hello And this is our research team. I’m a scientist and I LOVE Kaiju! And I’m a scientist and I HATE everything! THIS… is the number 4. Also Kaijus are about to start coming more
frequently so we’re all probably gonna die soon. Well we should nuke them. It’s the only way to be sure. I don’t wanna do that. I want to connect brains you know? Find out what they’re planning… That’s dumb.. you’re dumb.. So you’re the Marshal’s assistant huh? What do you think about me? I think you’re dangerous. I took my shirt off, how about now? ohhhh myyyy…. You think you’re so great, don’t you? Not really. No, but I’m pretty awesome Nu uh! I’m totally better than you! OOOOHHHH… I need to fight some fools! I’m tired of fighting boys. I want to fight a girl. Can I?! No. Please? Okay. Okay, she’s really good at fighting so that
means she’s my girlfriend… I mean copilot No. Please? Okay. Okay, I know they told me not to…
but I’m just gonna connect to this kaiju brain anyway because YOLO! Oh man! I totally know their plan! What did you see? I need another brain! I think I know a guy… I’m Hannibal. But you can call me Hellboy. Oh, nice to meet you, Hellb.. OOOWWW! THAT’S NO WAY TO SAY HELLO! Sorry. Force of habit. It’s time connect our minds so we can pilot
this robot together. Don’t worry. Nothing bad can possibly happen, just don’t
go into your origin story- TOO LATE!!! Mommy? Hey little girl! Don’t run! I can help you find your parents! Go away! Oh No!!! She’s arming the weapon! Oh No! The weapon’s right in front of us!! What a truly dangerous exercise! You two are not pilot compatible. Well maybe we should have a better screening
process than fighting with sticks.. This is an ear… CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!?! Nope. Liar. Hey everyone! Guess what! I brought a friend! What up! Alright! We got 2 Kaijus to kill this time. You two…. are completely expendable,
we barely even know your names so you go fight the Kaiju. Got it! And you are a little more important so you
hang back. Got it! I need a Kaiju brain so I can connect my brain
to that brain. Again. AGAIN!? YOU IDIOT! Now they are gonna find you! Hey! Do you know where my friend is? 3 Arm ATTACK! Be careful with those! They’re sharp! Throw ATTACK WEEEEEE!! We’ll take it from here. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. I’m not tired! Owww! The other Jaegers need help sir! I SAID THEY’RE EXPENDABLE!! We’re expendable!!!! Hey! Stop hurting our friends! AH AH AH CHOOOOO!!! Ewwwww!!!! We gotta fire our missles! PAUSE!!!!! What just happened? The blast knocked out all our equipment. Not Gypsy Danger because she’s… analog! Then get in there! You wanna do something really stupid? Ohhhh yeaaaaa! Yeah! Take that you! Ow! My eye! Now go home and think about what you.. OH THANK GOODNESS! Ooo Another friend! Imma give you a hug! This ocean is getting boring.. Let’s go play in the city! WEEEEEE!!! You know what’s stronger than metal hands? Metal hands holding metal boxes! We did it! Hey. You wanna shoot it’s corpse Yes! On second thought we maybe should’ve saved
those… Best friend! I know you’re in there! Heard you like to play with boats! Boater up! OOOOHHH a boa… Hey give me that boat! You need to tell your tail to chill Hey that’s cold… Surprise wings activate! We’re screwed Mako. We’re losing oxygen. We don’t have any more weapons. Except for the sword!! Oh wow our minds are totally connected and
yet I still didn’t know that weapon was even part of th.. OW! I’m half kaiju I used to be… And now we’re falling. Aim for that football stadium! SUPERHERO LANDING!!! Did they die? Nope. Hey! Gimme the Kaiju brain… Okay.. I’m sorry boss, but the brain has been damaged. If only there was a way to get another kaiju
brain almost immediately with no further plot development. Perhaps I could be of some assistance! Ahh! A convenient Baby Kaiju! earn this…. I claim him. That one’s mine! Finders keepers everyo… No survivors! I’m not dead.. Alright Herman! We’re running out of time. I gotta connect my brain to this Kaiju. You mean we BOTH have to connect our brains. You mean it? By george, I most certainly do! Awkward handshake time! Ooo My favorite! Boop boop tap tap! There it is! Haha! Ladies and gentlemen. It’s time for our last mission. Now you might be asking yourself
why is your commander getting into a Jaeger? Well truth is, I don’t want to be in the
sequel. I’m a bigger actor than all of you put together
and I’m tired of this crap! Get John Boyega or something to do it. Make him my son or whatever. I’m sure he’ll be huge, like in Star Wars
huge. You guys like Star Wars, don’t you?! Yeah! Haha.. Nerds.. We have to tell them! The plan is not going to work! Why don’t the helicopters drop us closer
again? Two Kaijus are waiting at the portal for you. Hello there! You lost? Wait! Change of plans! The bomb won’t go through the portal unless
it’s connected to a Kaiju. Any volunteers? I’m getting another signal! It’s a CAT5! Bet ya thought I was gonna be Godzilla… I’ve been practicing ballet ALL day! Wanna see? Analog chop!! Aww, you stink! No wonder nobody likes you! You heard of deodorant?! Help! I’m being cyber bullied. Not cool bro! This doesn’t look good. We better blow ourselves up Raleigh! We’re out.. It’s all up to you now! What? You guys do the rest. That’s an order. Alright, you heard the man. Let’s go! I’ll come with you so you can pass through
the portal! Alright! We’re in! Let’s finish this! Escape pod! What the heck is that? You guys ever had a.. Jaeger Bomb? Oh poop! Escape Pod! Oh my gosh! We passed back through the portal without
Kaiju DNA! How lucky! Raleigh?!!! Did you die?! Mako listen. You’re going to have to do CPR. I will hug him instead. What? I can’t breathe.. Yay! It worked. Alllllright! We did it! …. until the sequel. Raleigh! Mako! The choppers are on their way Okay, well I don’t know why you need to
send 19 choppers out here just for the two of us but that’s fine Hey, you passed us! Hey!… Are they coming back?

100 thoughts on “HISHE Dubs – Pacific Rim (Comedy Recap)

  1. "When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end. To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju. On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes—a washed up former pilot and an untested trainee—who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse."

  2. Jipsey danger:you guys ever heard of a jaeger bomb?
    Precursor: oh poop


  3. Slattern: Bet ya thought I was gonna be Godzilla
    Gipsy: this is not the Godzilla series

    (Note: the gipsy line is not in the real video I just added it CUSE it will be amazing

    A Kaiju is a mix between Godzilla and the Karathan from Aquaman, and Jaegers are just KauijuBuster prototypes donated by Tony Stark.

  5. "Since bullet's and missles Couldn't take them down. We decided to make BIGGER bullets and missles to take them down." "We 4 little Helicopters can CARRY THE ROBOTS FOR U!"

  6. Me: dad can I buy a Lamborghini
    Dad: no
    Me: pretty please
    Dad: ok
    Car dealer: this lambo is $1,000,000 dollars
    Dad: can get a sale
    Car dealer: no
    Dad: pretty please
    Car dealer: ok
    Dad: alright!!!

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