Hey, what’s up? You suck. You fucking suck! Fucking suit! You’re gonna fucking talk to me that way? Did you try the whammy bar? Yeah. Ok son, The time has come. Time for you to have this. This thing has been in the family a long time. I think it will help you. Whoa. Yeah. This will make you good. Like crazy good. How? Your great grandpa signed a contract for it. With Satan. Cool. Satan’s cool. Oh and Lars, this gift of the dark lord comes
with some rules. One, you can only play it at night. Two, you can’t use it to make money. And three, don’t do that thing where you pretend
it’s your dick while playing it. Like this… Lars! Hail Satan. Did you hear how good I was? Oh shit. Oh shit! Why? Why are you doing this? Why? Why?! Fuck! Who’s a good baby? My baby! Shit on my fuck. When will this end? Thy will be done. Thine own self be true. No. No! I’m your master!