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Laughter is the Best Medicine

How To Tell Jokes



hey guys it's Tristan and this week I'm gonna do something super informative for you you know how in a friend group there's always that one person who just tells akward jokes no one really laughs except for maybe like a pity laugh or two well that's not me I'm the hilarious one that everyone laughs at so yeah most of you are probably the ones that are just awkward and you know can't figure out something to say when you're trying to make a joke or two or five or seven so what I have decided to do is to teach you my ways of being hilarious by giving you a couple jokes to tell your friends they'll either clap they will smile or they will laugh hysterically that's how people laugh hysterically okay so I have just compiled some of my favorite jokes and I will tell you them so that you can impress your friends did you hear about the guy whose left side was all cut off he's all right now I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and then it hit me it's not that the man didn't know how to juggle he just didn't have the balls to do it so I'm reading this book about anti-gravity it is impossible to put down did you know the person that invented the doorbell got the Nobel Prize you know the person that invented the door knocker got a Nobel Peace so I did a theatrical performance about puns really it was just a play on words to write with a broken pencil is pointless so I saw a Bieber movie last night it was the best damn movie I've ever seen so Jill broke her finger today but on the other hand she was just fine because the other hand think so I was struggling to figure out how lightning works and then it struck me a cannibal showed up late to a luncheon so they gave them a cold shoulder so my new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum got that science pun when a clock is hungry it goes back for seconds I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now two hacks were hanging on a hat rack like this and then one sets the other you stay here I'm gonna go on ahead guess he's a head ok guys I hope you enjoyed this video because you are going to make your friends enjoy you a lot more now that you have some of my talent if you enjoyed these super lame but awesome puns you should give this video a thumbs up also send this video to one of your friends that just kind of needs help on some jokes because obviously I know the best jokes so if you want to follow me on any of my social media I have a vine a snapchat Twitter Facebook page an Instagram I have all that stuff so go in the downbar and go find me and go stalk me on all that I update my snapchat quite a bit and I have been posting more vines Cameron dalas got arrested so now I can take a spot right that's how it works and if you're not already you should make sure to subscribe to my channel because I make a video every Tuesday for your little faces to see my little face but other than that I hope you have a great week and house

18 thoughts on “How To Tell Jokes

  1. I freaking love you! 😀 I need your confidence. Usually I'm the one who is awkward yet somehow makes people laugh. Am I the exception? idk. I subscribed ^_^ Could you maybe check out my channel? Thank you! Also your hair is beautiful! To write with a broken pencil is pointless – definitely my favourite!

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