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How Top Gun Should Have Ended


I feel the need… The need… for jet engines to create thrust in
order to have differential pressure on the wings which achieves aerodynamic lift at high velocity! Oww!! No man, it’s I feel the need for speed. Ohhhh…. Well what did I say? How Top Gun Should Have Ended We’re in deep out here, Maverick. How about some help? Engage, engage! I got your mate dead ahead, Ice. Don’t worry buddy, I got tone. Firing! Great shot, Mav. Thanks! Yea no sweat, pal. Let’s get the rest of these suckers. We got one on our tail. Don’t worry, I’m here for you Mav. I got him. I got him. Nice work my friend! You’ve got skills. Thanks for the compliment, brother. Look out! There’s another one! Dead, baby! Nice job! Thanks for helping out a friend in need. Hey, I couldn’t have done it without you. You’re the best. HAhahahaha No, you’re the best. Hahaha, no way. You’re the best. You’re the best. Nah, I couldn’t be the best. You’re the best. You are. What the heck is going on up there? You guys sure are chums all of a sudden. Yeah I’m sorta shocked at all this change in character. BFF’s baby! All the way! Watch the birdie.. Kaplow!!!! Remaining ones are bugging out because of our teamwork and kindness! Woo! (laughing) We are laughing.. (clapping and cheering) You! You’re still dangerous. But you can be my wing man any— My real best friend is dead because of you. She took my wheels I wanna squeals.. goodness gracious
great balls of flames.

100 thoughts on “How Top Gun Should Have Ended

  1. Cute, but the bit from "Sleep with Me" where Quentin Tarantino explains the gayness of "Top Gun" outdoes this version.

    "Sword fight!"

  2. The movie should never have been made. Bad acting, silly premise and horrible script.
    How it should have ended…it should never have started!

  3. How is Maverick assaulting another officer, getting court martial-ed, tossed out of the navy and throwing away his career, 'how it should have ended'?

  4. You know that fighter pilots statistically have the greatest risk of becoming captured as prisoners of war? And that mandatory SERE training is no picnic. Would anyone like to experience John McCain's ordeal?

  5. I love the ghost of Goose singing & playing "Great Balls of Fire" By Jerry Lee Lewis & I also love it when Maverick is standing on the couch dancing at the very end of the video.

  6. Actually the movie should have ended about ten minutes in with Maverick being court-martialed for disobeying a direct order for not landing his plane. Or around thirty minutes in again with the court-martial of Maverick for disobeying yet another direct order and performing a fly-by when the tower Chief told him not to.

  7. Coulda ended in a dogfight
    I wonder if IceMan would fall for Maverick maneuver?
    The Maverick maneuver coulda been "Don't ask don't drop the soap"

  8. Excuse my ignorance but why goose actor is a ghost in the end? His ER character died i know, but he is alive. So??… 🤔

  9. great idea, but damn!! all over the place..your the man, no your the man..lures him in for a suckerpunch..lame.
    maverick had his chance to confront him in the locker room, iceman "everybody liked goose, pause, I'm sorry" for him losing his wingman goose, not sorry for killing him.
    2nd, it should of ended when the remaining migs didn't bug out, they attacked maverick & merlin because they had no more missiles, remember? let alone, iceman & slider had a damaged jet, right side shot up, twice, and forced to shut down engine.
    the remaining "bogeys"/migs were up against 2 f.14's..one damaged and one with no missiles

  10. Disappointed that there wasn't one more…but how it REALLY should have ended: shows a clip from Top Gun on NES of F-14 Tomcat crashing into the aircraft carrier.

    Or maybe that Top Gun AVGN episode scene where it flew over the carrier and off the screen and out James's window.

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  12. Do Independence Day. The people celebrating after Billion were slaughtered by aliens just doesn't seem like the correct ending.

  13. For all you morons out there Iceman was not responsible for Goose's death. I mean like he had a crystal ball and would see Maverick would fly through a jet wash. Actually Maverick was more to blame for pushing the limits to be the best like when he flew below the hard deck.

  14. When I in the U.S. Army 84-92 You could not act like that as a lowly Enlisted man and definatly not an Officer. If you were a lower ranking E1-E4 enlisted man and you got a D.U.I. or popped on a pee test your plans were over. You could go to rehab and finish your enlistment. But If you were a senior NCO, Warrent officer, Or a Comishioned Officer you might as well pack your bags, They didn't want you as that was not the Army.

  15. gooses' death was his own fault for his failure to jettison the canopy before pulling the ejection handles. Both are the RIO's responsibility.

  16. So Cougar shuts down in the landing area while Maverick is low on fuel, so how did Maverick get aboard? If you’re told to land, and you bolter like Maverick did, chances are you’re done wearing wings

  17. Excellent! I though I was the only one who though Iceman caused Goose's death. A Fighter pilot does not know his left from right. SMH

  18. How the final countdown should of ended (the time travel movie where the USS Nimitz goes back in time to Dec 6 1941 before the attack on pearl harbor

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