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HOW2: How to be Funny!


– [Orange] How do you 2, fruit-lovers! Orange here, got my trusty
bud Pear by my side! – [Pear] Hello. – [Orange] And today, we’re
gonna show you How 2 Be Funny! – [Pear] Now this is a pretty
complex question to answer. Different people find
different things funny, so– – [Orange] Aww whatchu talkin’ ’bout? This is easy-peasy! To be funny, there’s only
one thing to remember! – [Pear] One thing? – [Orange] One thing! Always be holding in a toot. – [Pear] What? – [Orange] Yep! That way you always have on ready to roll the moment you need it! Hahaha! – [Pear] Orange, that’s not– – [Orange] Think about it, Pear! Say you’re at the grocery
store and some guy drops some produce. He’s bending over to pick it up, Pear, what do you do? – [Pear] Well, I– – [Orange] No time to think, Pear! He’s bending over now! – [Pear] Uh, well, I– – [Orange] You say toodle-loo to a toot, that’s what you do! Hahaha! – [Pear] And you expect
people to laugh at that? (farting) (laughter) – [Orange] Hahaha, not just laugh. People are going to be
laughing ’til they cry! Then they hoist you onto their shoulders, give you the crown of comedy king, give you the key to the city. I’ve seen it a thousand times. – [Pear] You have not! – [Orange] And it’s all
thanks to me planning ahead. Imagine if I hadn’t been
sitting on that toot. Comedy’s all about timing, so you gotta have your toot ready to boot at a moment’s notice! Hahaha! – [Pear] Orange, this is absurd. There are so many other
ways to make people laugh. Farts aren’t even funny. – [Orange] Yeah, right! (farts) – [Pear] They aren’t! And we’re not here to teach people how to do low-brow potty humor. We’re here to teach them how to do quality comedy. – [Orange] Alright, alright. Well, I guess if Step
One doesn’t do the trick, you could always, uh, I don’t know, read some joke books, I guess? – [Pear] Good, thank you. – [Orange] I guess I should,
uh, read one or something? – [Pear] Please do. – [Orange] Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road? – [Pear] I don’t know, why? – [Orange] To get to the other toot! (farts) (Orange laughs) – [Pear] Orange! – [Orange] Hahaha, yeah! The comedy train is back on track! Toot toot! (farts) – [Pear] No, it is not. Now give them a Step Three
they can actually use. – [Orange] Step Three for becoming funny. Um, get out there and try
your hand at comedy, I guess. Take an improv class,
sign up for an open mic, maybe put on some funny mustache glasses? I dunno. Are you laughing yet? – [Pear] Yes. – [Orange] No, you’re not. – [Pear] I am on the inside and that’s what matters. – [Orange] Okay, well
there you have it, folks. That’s how to be funny, I guess. – [Pear] Thank you. Now was that so hard? – [Orange] Kinda was, actually. Normally, I don’t go
this long between toots. I’m holding one in and
it wants out real bad! Hahaha! – [Pear] Yeah, well, I’m sorry, but it can’t come out. – [Orange] But Pear,
it’s really building up. I’m afraid I might explode
if I can’t let loose! – [Pear] Nonsense. You’re not gonna blow up. – [Orange] Yuh huh! I just might! Please Pear, let me let loose! – [Pear] No, it’ll pass. – [Orange] Please! – [Pear] No! (Orange screams) – [Orange] Oh, okay, you were right. – [Pear] See? I told you it would pass. – [Orange] Yep, it passed alright… Passed gas! Hahahaha! – [Pear] Oh, the smell! (upbeat music)

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  1. Mystori๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œโค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐ŸŽด๐Ÿ“ป๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ€„๐Ÿ“€๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽนใ€ฝ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ“ผ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿข๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป๐Ÿณ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง๐Ÿต๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ—๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿช๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿต๐Ÿก๐ŸŒ๐Ÿž๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿด๐Ÿš๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿปโ˜•๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ›๐Ÿก๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿข๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒพโ›…๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฟโ˜๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒผโ˜€๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒน๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒ‚โ˜”โ„๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŽ‘๐Ÿ’งโ›„๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ–โšก๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ‰๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿจโ›ช๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿก๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฉโ›ฒ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿง๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ—ผโš“๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿšฝ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšพ๐ŸŽณโšฝ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ›โšพ๐ŸŽฝ๐ŸŽฟ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ›€๐ŸŽฃโ›ณ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿš„โ“‚๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŠ๐Ÿš…๐Ÿšˆ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš‘๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš†๐ŸšŠ๐ŸšŽ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ›„๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš๐Ÿšกโœˆ๐Ÿ›…๐Ÿš–๐Ÿšš๐Ÿšž๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ›‚โ›ต๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš›๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ›ƒ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšณ๐Ÿšธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿšด๐Ÿš‰โ›ฝ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ’๐Ÿšต๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿšค๐Ÿšท๐Ÿšฅโ™จ๐Ÿ’

  2. Always prepare a toot
    IS quality comedy, pear will never under stand

    MORE LIKE UNDERWEAR STAND am I right!

  3. 1 like = 1 tnt for orange ๐ŸŠ and another like = orange will be able to learn more hilarious things ๐Ÿ‘

  4. No no more no one has a pizza for pizza and cheese and no pizza no no more cheese cheese and pizza and a cheese cheese and pizza for a while

  5. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  6. ๐Ÿ’ฌ
    ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Orange makes me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  10. How: 2 make you your parents beileive you

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