Anecdota

Laughter is the Best Medicine

[humor] ISIS terrorist/drug testing subject discusses his job and Russian airstrikes


Hello to Mom, Da… -This isn’t live. Then Hello to Mom only. What do you do? Can I get some snacks? -No. I work as a terrorist in ISIS, and also as a test subject for their drug lab You like the job? Which of the two? Be specific. The terrorist one. *farts* Phew. What can you say about Russian airstrikes? NO. Can you be more specific? Do you like war? Do you like randomly shelling Damascus? Do you like being paid in dollars? Still, the second job is better. Why? I sh*t myself less on it. You’ve got a text. It’s McCain, he can wait. Lately, I’ve been testing drugs non-stop. Only way I can sleep. Why is that? Ass. I’m an ass? No, of course. The “terrorist” part of my job. “Ass” is the only way I can describe it. Last question. Your eyes look like that because of the drug testing? No. Unfortunately. It’s the airstrikes…

3 thoughts on “[humor] ISIS terrorist/drug testing subject discusses his job and Russian airstrikes

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *