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I found my wife's HEAD HAIR in my BUTT CRACK!!



ladies I need to talk to y'all about something and I'm pretty sure every single man can relate and will agree with me on this we need to do something about all this hair ditch I'll loose all right this hair ends up everywhere in the house it's in every nook and cranny of our houses I mean I don't understand how y'all females can lose enough hair every single day to knit an extra-large sweater but you ain't not a one of y'all bald because my hair fell out one time and I have been bald ever since it is scientifically proven that a woman loses thirty to a hundred strands of hair a day and I don't even believe that I think my wife loses 400 strands a day because I find her hair everywhere there's been times where I've been at work or I've been working out at the gym and all of a sudden I feel something tickling my taint or feel like something's tugging got my testicular and I'll go to the bathroom and I pull my britches down and there it is my wife's hair will either be stuck in my butt crack and tickling my tank meat or it will be wrapped around my sack I have even woke up in the middle of the night felt like I was choking to death because apparently I breathed too hard and was too close to my wife's head and I sucked one of her loose hairs straight down into my trachea I don't know if any of you have ever choked on a footlong hair before but it ain't a good feeling and it definitely ain't the way I plan on dying and that ain't even the half of it I can be sitting on the couch watching TV and a little hair tumbleweed I come rolling across the floor in front of me the other day I saw a spider walking across the floor I thought he had a leash on him the poor little feller then got hung up in one of my wife's hairs and was dragging it all across the living room every single night when I get in the shower after she has gotten out and I looked down at the shower drain it looks like Chewbacca has shaved his legs in my shower sometimes as she's washing her hair she'll be nice enough to take the loose hairs and she'll just put them up on the shower wall it looks like an ancient form of riding on my shower wall I call it heroglyph fix so not only is my wife's hair clogging the shower drain but it's also tickling my tank trying to castrate me oh and trying to murder me so fellers we you have to come up with a solution to solve this hair problem solution number one we men can walk behind our lady with a vacuum at all times sucking up the loose hairs as they fall out of her head proposal number two we could ask our women to wear looks lady hair nets and personally I think that is the best solution because I've always had like a sexy lunch lady fantasy anyway I think he'd be kind of a turn-on to walk into my house and see my wife with her lunch lady Haring it on scooping me up some mashed potatoes and if the ladies don't like that proposal then my last and final proposal is y'all just shaved y'all's heads I mean who needs her anyway it's really overrated and y'all women stay ticked off about y'all's hair all the time you either can't get it curled right or you can't get it straightened you gotta wash it you got a condition it just do us both a favor and shave it and we will both be so much happier because you won't have to deal with it and I won't have to worry about it getting wrapped around my testicles so ladies y'all let me know which solution works best for you so we can get to work on solving this hair problem god bless y'all Olivia

27 thoughts on “I found my wife's HEAD HAIR in my BUTT CRACK!!

  1. My wife came up with an option number 4…she said and I quote, "Put your big boy pants on and deal with it" welcome to my world. πŸ˜«πŸ’‘

  2. I like the vacuum one
    I understand how u feel, my hair is 3 feet long and sometimes it even tries to murder meπŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Omg, my hair is to my lower back – it'd kill ya, or drive ya bat suit crazy!!!

  4. What if him growing his beard out is really his wife’s hair tangled in his beard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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