Laughter is the Best Medicine

If Cooking Shows Were Even More Pretentious

(bright upbeat music) – [Man] Food is art and art is food and food is in fact art. – It’s a bit of a stereotype in the chef community that
chefs are rude (beeping). (woman yelling) – Shut my nuts. (beeping) – Her restaurant wasn’t just food. It was a concept. – She really mixed up
the adjectives you’d use to describe food. – Because she knows
that a meal isn’t really about the food or the
wine or the ambiance. Or again the food. (upbeat classical music) – I’ve always hated. (beeping) – [Man] I baked and I’m a sad. – Food is life. And life is dirt.
– I don’t know what food is – Food is sex. (speaking foreign language) – They are Gods.
– Cheese punch was his message to the world.
– You fired me for showing up early. – It was definitely a sex cult. – [Woman] People did find
Glen’s food alienating. – Was it food, was it art, was it murder?
– It was the wild west out there. We were just flying by the seat of our pants. – A restaurant with no silverware because we eat off each other’s genitals. – I can assure you you will leave extremely satisfied.

100 thoughts on “If Cooking Shows Were Even More Pretentious

  1. Food: the language of the mouth. Gods of Food, available now on DROPOUT!

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  2. Funny sketch. Glad this is the entirety of it without more content that would ruin this perfectly concise satire.

  3. I truly think these mockumentaries are some of the best work you all have done in a long time. They are absolutely genius and I could watch about 500 more episodes

  4. I can't say for sure…but in the last shot based on how the top middle plate looks like a kidney I'm pretty sure one of them is a cannibal.

  5. This show has me just as exited as i am about Shokugeki no Souma
    No not exited in that way,
    I actually watch it for the plot

    Okay, also for the food. That stuff is just dear god it looks good. It looks so good it is practically porn.
    The girls eating the food are cute to I guess but oh god the food looks better than it ever will irl

  6. This is clearly going to be more of a straight comedic parody, but I kinda hope it's more like the weirdly heartfelt Downbeat. Heart Noveau is one of my favorite CH videos ever.

  7. Anybody else getting dangerously close to unsubscribing from College Humor at this point? It’s been a long ride, but this channel has gone to shit.

  8. Y’all gotta drop a free episode, cause this might be the one that forces me to make the switch 👏🏾💯💯

  9. "A restaurant with no silverware because we eat off each other's genitals"

    "oh you must be Grant's mom nice to finally meet you"

  10. …is it bad that i've non-ironically attempted to grind coffee beans in a mortar and pestle before?

    the grinder broke and i'm an addict.

  11. 𝑨 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒆… 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒔.

  12. 'Food is enjoyable sustenance, Cooking is a science.. Is it possible that food and cooking has been confused together as an art?

  13. I believe in natural food and eating. That's why I have all my meals regurgitated straight in to my throat. But it's done by a woman! If a man did it that would be weird AF!

  14. Weird things is, its actually hard to define how this is a mockumentary after seeing other food documentaries. . . . . . .

  15. Taking the phrase "don't play with your food" to a whole new level. Are we going to have to update it to "don't have sex with your food?"

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