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Impeachment After Dark: Trump and Boris Johnson Got Parent-Trapped

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -[As Donald Trump]
Thank me. Thank me. Welcome back to
“Impeachment After Dark Live,” the only TV show
that’s being sued by six federal judges
and all 12 Vanderpumps. [ Laughter ] it’s fantastic, folks. Now, I cancelled
my press conference today so I could be here to recap
the deranged details of the latest Democrat hoax. But, first, I’m very excited
about this, folks. Very excited.
[ Laughter ] With the impeachment hearings
heating up, I had to flee — sorry — fly to England.
[ Laughter ] Which means we’re coming to you
live from the “Uk.” [ Laughter ] Now, it turns out,
I love it in the Uk, folks. [ Laughter ] Everything here is opposite,
which means there is — This is a football.
[ Light laughter ] These are chips. And this is Rudy Giuliani.
Just kidding. [ Laughter ]
Just kidding. I know that’s the Pope.
[ Laughter ] But, wait, just when you thought
it couldn’t get any better, I have a very special
guest bartender tonight. He’s my brother
from another mother, my blond from across the Pond. Give it up for Prime Minister
Boris Johnson, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ] -[As Boris Johnson] It’s
a pleasure to be here, Donald. I mean, look at us. We’re like a before and after
photo, but we’re both the before. [ Laughter ] -But, alright,
let’s get it to it, folks. It’s time for
the boring yawnfest of the impeachment hearings,
led by a man who is 90% pants — Jerry Nadler.
[ Laughter ] And talk about all the snooze,
all the committee did today was throw around big words without telling you
what they mean. Or at least,
what I want them to mean. Take a look.
-He defines “bribery” as the crime of giving or taking
rewards for bad practices. -It might not fit
today’s definition of bribery, but it would fit the definition
back in the 18th century. [ Laughter ] -Very confusing.
Very, very confusing. Almost nasty.
[ Laughter ] Very confusing, almost nasty. Let me just explain to you the most important word
in the hearings, and my least favorite
Harry Potter spell — “quid pro quo.” [ Laughter ] Let’s break it down. “Quid” as in,
“Quid asking about it.” [ Laughter ] “Pro” as in,
“It’s pro-ably nothing.” [ Laughter ] And “quo” as in,
“Don’t quote me on this, but if you give us
dirt on Biden, we will give you $400 million.” There — “Quid pro quo.” [ Cheers and applause ] Now, unfortunately, not everyone
agrees with my definition. And things got a little dicey
for the Donald when this one law professor
testified. Check this out. -Did President Trump commit the impeachable high crime and
misdemeanor of abuse of power? -The president did commit
an impeachable abuse of office. -Ooh, I’m gonna cyberbully
that nerd so hard. [ Laughter ] Watch out, Professor Plum, ’cause it’s gonna be Donald
trump in the bathroom with the Twitter. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Well, that’s
all the time we have. Boris, any last thoughts? -None at all, Donald. I suppose what happens next
is a mystery, sort of like how I was raised
by just my mother, who gave me this gold locket. -Oh, my gosh. You’re not gonna believe this, but I was raised
by just my nanny and she gave me
this gold locket. [ Laughter ] -We’ve been parent-tapped.
[ Laughter ] -This is huge, folks.
We’ve got to look into this. But, first, [Normal voice] “The
Tonight Show” starts right now.
Let’s do this! Let’s start the show. Come on!
[ Cheers and applause ] -From 30 Rockefeller Plaza,
here in New York City, it’s “The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon”! And now, here’s
your host, Jimmy Fallon! -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey-ey-ey ♪ ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Impeachment After Dark: Trump and Boris Johnson Got Parent-Trapped

  1. Jimmy, You Rock! 🔥Oh Yeah! This Topic Sounds Interesting and Scary at the Same Time 🔥Love your video content – Looking forward to watching your next video

  2. Jimmy Fallon, Great Job! Trump was trying to dig up dirt on Joe HHAAIIRRYY LLEEGGSS RROOAACCHHEESS Biden. Go Biden 2020!

  3. How I became an IMMORTAL:
    1. I asked God to kill me the day I get a girlfriend.
    Now almost 326 years later.. I'm writing this comment🤷‍♂️

  4. After all these years it just doesn't seem right if Alec Baldwin doesn't do the role of Donald Trump just saying

  5. Slapped in the face by harsh reality in Europe that NO one loves him and actually laughs at him, he did what all cowards would do, cry and run back to Mommy!

  6. I know making fun of trump is fun and also funny, but I hope everyone understands this guy can cause wars and poking at him will only make it worse. We as the people need to rise up and make our government understand they are nothing without the support of the people, our government has forgotten they serve the people!! They need a serious brake check all of them!!!!!

  7. His Saturday Night Live like Cold Open and live from New York its the Tonight Show, his roots are forever with him and likes that live cold open opening!

  8. I've actually always liked Jimmy Fallon, but this trump focus and making these sketches about him etc is getting kinda old. Too leftist.

  9. Ninty percent Pants, so is the other Ten percent on show the Head of his Penis or just his other Ball.
    He is definetly a Dickhead because he does talk a lot of nadless Bollocks.

  10. Sad shame as a veteran to still witness the GOP Spineless bastards defending this Piece of Shit fake President!! These ignorant ass uneducated dumbasses wearing trump 2020 shirts asking if we take EBT… wheres the coal mining jobs, windmills jobs causing cancer, or a Mexican wall… the world is not laughing at us America! They're laughing at idiot racist trump fake con man… as a voter.. look out after your young daughters. Trump is a sexual predator… sick bastard!


    “Here comes the controversial part I shouldn’t say. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”
    —Cenk Uygur 2013

    “Here comes the controversial part I shouldn’t say. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”
    —Cenk Uygur 2013

    “Here comes the controversial part I shouldn’t say. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”
    —Cenk Uygur 2013

    “Here comes the controversial part I shouldn’t say. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”
    —Cenk Uygur 2013

  16. Let's Expellianus his anus to the curb! Before he force us to live there! The way he spoke about the homeless people! 🤢😱 nobody wants to be homeless, but this ignoranus thinks that people forced to live on the streets are some sort of litter you can sweep away. HIS PEOPLE!!!! The lowe educated base he love so much . 🐄 boo him at any opportunity you get. It will make his blood pressure rise 🤞

  17. Fallon reading his Cabal owned teleprompter. We The People do not vote liars into the White House, as this would be a bad influence on our children who look up to our US President for guidance.
    DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN PUSHING GUN FREE ZONES. Kamala Harris, Feinstein, Pocahontas, and many other female Democrat politicians have actually caused shootings and the death of innocent children in their own disarmed schools across the country. The history of the USA is that we have always had armed venues to create a deterrent to these pycho mass shootings.

    But then the Democrats began taking our gold from Fort Knox and replacing with the Federal Reserve.

    The US people are angry about this so the Democrat began slowly disarming all US cities which is tyrannical. And what we are seeing with this Democrat tyranny is the first security breach – Psychos realizing that Democrats have disarmed every city venue.

    In a psychos mind…….. These Democrat Politicians have turned our children's schools and all city venues into target rich, easy access, disarmed killing fields with plenty of sitting ducks waiting for slaughter.

    My kids are in a private armed school, and we do not shop in any store that does not allow conceal carry. Because psychos fear stores that allow conceal carry good citizens.

    And this is how a LOW COST DETERRENT is created in any city !!!!
    But the insidious Democrat Politicians block this, and are are now going after our tyranny deterring capable rifles like the AR 15 which Democrats use to arm their own Gov Buildings.

    The blame should be put on the Democrat Politicians who have already disarmed schools and most of the other city venues – and this Democrat action has invited psycho-shooters into children's schools and ALL city venues……and we have seen the results.

    All this disarming of US citizens and forcing the Mexican borders open promising our hard earn taxes to be given to Mexicans is going to cost the Democrats the White House and Congress in 2020 when we voters remove these treasonous Democrats from office.
    The USA Gov is now passing bad laws that infringe on our 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendment Rights and the Supreme court will not act because the same treasonous politicians Obama and Clinton chose the Supreme Court Justices.

    I'm getting angry, and tired of this feeble mindedness. WAKE-UP !
    This is how FREEDOM is lost. Democrats have been stealing from tax payers for a long time now.

    The Democrat Politicians are part of the misdirection and to brainwash that the world will end in 12 years unless we hand control of the money printers over to the Democrats one more time before they crash the economy. Omar is part of the Democrat Politicians plan for a coup of the USA Gov.

    Read on so that you will have an increased insight on the insidious Democrat plan.

    Here in the USA we have an election opportunity in 2020 to replace all our Treasonous Democrat politicians who are coming after our capable rifles. We will be successful in this endeavor.

    DEMOCRAT COUP !!!!! See the sinister Democrat End Game in the USA. You will be disarmed and enslaved as the Democrats Continue to Force our Borders Open to any dangerous migrants that will assist in the coup by voting Democrat !!!!!

    With Benghazi Obama's help, Democrats used Mexican migrants in a Coup to take over the California Government. The Democrats force our borders open and are using your tax dollars for welfare to support each of those Mexican Democrat Migrant Invader Voters – and are now busing thousands of Mexican Migrants over the border every day into border states !!!!

    These are not skilled workers, and some are child traffickers and drug dealers as part of the Mexican Sinaloa Drug Cartel which is now the largest Drug Cartel in the USA ….thanks to Democrats promising Sanctuary Cities with the hands of Ice Agents tied…which is any Drug Cartel gangsters Dream, and the root cause of these Migrant Caravans !!!

    Democrats have removed all immigration policy….Most of these migrants do not show up to their immigration court date, but the Democrats have voted to allow all migrants to vote Democrat On-Line !!!

    And with a swipe of the pen Democrat Muslim Obama helped to rewrite immigration policy !!!!

    Because of this Democrat Coup, California will never see a non-Mexican sitting in the Los Angeles Mayors office and senior criminal Mexican Senators who falsified immigration documents are now controlling the California Senate in Sacramento.

    Now Democrat Politicians are attempting another coup at the the USA national level by importing Islam.

    Take a close look at the Minnesota and Michigan Democrat Party winners !!!! This happened FAST !!! I suspect that Merkel was attempting the same to gain votes and remain in office.

    This California coup was successful. As Mexican Democrats now own the California Gov.

    And the same corrupt Democrats are now shipping and flying in a concentration of Muslims into Minnesota and Michigan which was also a well planned coup of those states.

    Democrat Politicians are also shipping and flying Millions of Muslims into Californian and New York. As the coup in these states is critical to the Democrat treasonous agenda to disarm and enslave !!!

    VOTE !!!! And Remove all Democrat Politicians in 2020.

    A Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero – Addressing the Roman Senate in the year (43 B.C.)

    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.
    An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.
    But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys,
    heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor;
    he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments,
    he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation,
    he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city,
    he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

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    Useless paid commercials, way to go Google.
    OldNavy, keep wasting your money. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  19. Boris works for Oxshott near Surrey and collaborated for group Russian mafioso ( secrets )
    Russian businessman who lived in Britain has reportedly been hit by a car and killed while walking his dog in Surrey.
    Surrey Police say a man in his 40s was knocked down in Oxshott and later died, with Russian media naming him as Dmitry Obretetsky, a 49-year-old tycoon.
    Police have appealed for information over the incident involving three cars. In Russian press today, Obretetsky's friend Pavel Borovkov questioned whether he was deliberately killed.

  20. O think Jimmy feel the heat..after this hes gonna vote for trump for sure.he love trump..good job..jimmy..
    Thats the reason trump will get reelected.

  21. It is a impartial duty to find out right or wrong by the Media. And it is total media failure showing cartonees picture of Leaders and fake statement to trick public for their prefered party like EU remainers. The media bias must be investigated and to instate the media code of conduct around the world by the world media council in order to stop bias.

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