I’ve lived here
for a few years. So Murr is up. There’s a reason that Joe is not with us. Yeah. You’ll find out. Yeah, we want to keep you guys as surprised as Murr
is gonna be about Joe. I’m leaving town
for about a week, okay. So I basically need somebody
to house-sit. I get a lot of packages, a lot of deliveries — things like that. Murr,
you guys have to tiptoe through the whole house ’cause of your downstairs
neighbors. One thing I ask is that the neighbors below are very testy. And, um, if you don’t mind,
we just kind of tiptoe around. Just kind of… Like I said, I’m out of town. I’m going to my
Caucasian club meet-up. Uh, I’m out of town
for the next week. I’m going to my
Caucasian club meet-up. Um, it’s like
a group for just whites. [ Laughs ] So, uh — so, okay. So over here —
just kind of easy. Uh, I got to clean this up. Um… Sal:
You’re a psychopath. [ Laughter ] A couple things I ask is, make yourself at home, but do not disturb
the board, okay? I’ve been working on it
for a few years now, and I intend on acting on it soon. I’ve been tracking
a lot of history of, um… You don’t need to know. [ Laughs ] Um, so this way… Are you tiptoeing? And you don’t
have to do — Just tiptoe,
if you don’t mind. Just specifically
over that spot. Kitchen,
bathroom is here. Bedroom. [ Laughter ] Uh, this is, uh… This is the bedroom. Q: Welcome to Hell. Now let’s find out
where Joe’s been. I got to paint over it.
This is the old paint. You know what?
I mean — you know. Holy! Q: It’s the girl
from “The Ring.” [ Laughter ] Q: Oh [Bleep] [ Laughter ] Here — here — here —
hold on. Hold on. Hey, let me explain.
Let me explain. “I’m not gonna want this job.”
He’s putting his shoes on. No, I’m — I’m gonna do one more
performance in 15 minutes, and then I got to pick up my kid from school. [ Laughter ] I’m a member of a horror at home fan club. Joe: Little help. What? Q: Joe is stuck.
You should go in there. Little help. I’m stuck halfway through the TV. Oh, she’s stuck.
[Bleep] Diego, give me a hand, bud, for a second. Sal: He’s fighting it. Does he take his shoes off?
Does he go back in? Q: No. No. He’s, like, shaking his head.
I love this guy. Hold on. One more. Joe: Just got it. Okay. I got it. Okay? Okay. Like I said. 15 minutes —
I got to pick up my kid. [ Laughter ] Well, I’ll be back
in a few minutes, okay. Anyways… I’m sorry. So, what do you say?
Do you want the job? [ Laughter ] [ Buzzer sounds ]