Welcome to Señor Frogs. Do you have a reservation? -No. -Oh, you don’t. “Mm,
it’s a little tight.” It’s a little tight
right now. Have them call the restaurant
to make a reservation. Do you have your cellphone? Just dial this number ’cause then I can put you in the system. This is so stupid. [ Laughter ] [ Telephone ringing ] Thanks for calling Señor Frogs. This is Joe.
How may I help you? “What, are you nuts?
We’re packed.” A table for two. Um, are you [bleep] nuts? We’re packed. [ Laughter ] Table for two? Come on this way. -[ Laughs ]
-Look at them. [ Laughter ] Hi, ladies.
Welcome. Send them
to the sitting area, but I want you to just kiss
the seat before they use it. You can just have a seat right here, and we’ll wait real quick. Let me just —
Hold on one second. Let me just… Q: Just give a quick kiss. [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] Okay, you can put yours right there. You put yours right there. And, you, you come over here.
You put yours right there. [ Woman laughs ] [ Laughter ] Hello, how are you?
What’s your name? Tia?
-“Sorry. My voice is sore.” I’m sorry.
My voice is a little sore. “I one-throated
a chicken tender.” No, I one-throated
a chicken tender,
and it really got me. Q: What does that even mean? He just swallowed it whole
without chewing. Like a pelican?
[ Gulps ] Joe:
Just have a seat real quick. [ Coughs ] [ Coughs ] [ Coughing ] [ Grunts ] [ Coughing continues ] [ Laughter ] Hi, welcome to Señor Frogs. [ Laughter ] Oh, God.