Read it out loud. [ Laughter ] Oh, man. This is my buddy. His mother has
a very large nose. It almost looks like
a deviated septum, you know? And she
kind of talks… I mean, he’s taking it
the wrong way, though. I got to write a —
[ Cellphone dings ] Oh, geez. [ Laughter ] Right?
Thank you. [ Laughs ]
“You’re a terrific guy.” [ Cellphone dings ]
Oh, here we go. [ Chuckles ] [ Laughter ] I did a hashtag. I didn’t say her name
or my buddy’s name, but I did #honkers. [ Laughter ] I said,
“Dude, I’m so sorry. You weren’t
meant to see that. But my offer
is real.” Here you go. [ Cellphone dings ] Oh!
Ah, geez. Sal:
[ Laughs ] “Ah, geez.” Joe: Do it, do it. ♪♪ Murr: He’s going for it. [ Laughter ] I’ll write,
“Oh, yeah?” Oh, my God,
this guy’s perfect. Oh! Dude, give me a “yo mama” joke
to write back. I got to
defend myself, here. Not only does he have
the guy’s help, but the guy is
literally helping him insult someone’s mother. Your mama’s so fat… “Your mama’s so fat…” …she looks like she ate
a live human being. ♪♪ I hope
that was his side job. [ Laughter ] Wait, wait, wait! [ Cellphone dings ] He beat me to it.
Are you kidding me? He just wrote… [ Laughter ] How is that… [ Laughter ] This is some “Carbonaro”
[ bleep ] going on here. [ Laughter ] I’m writing him back. “I win in the
long run, jerks.” Send.
[ Ding! ]