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Is Wyoming Illiterate? | Shayne Smith | Dry Bar Comedy


Oh, man, I’m super glad you guys laughed at that Super glad. I have told that joke before and gotten zero I did a show in Wyoming once. By the way, Wyoming, a dumpster fire pretending to be a state Don’t know if you guys knew that. It is it is it is one big Walmart parking lot. It is not good There’s nothing there. Why are you there? Anyway, doesn’t matter I’m in wy- ha I’m in Wyoming I’m in this tiny town doing a show to like this many people. It’s a pretty big audience all right And I say that line, I say Azkaban. Complete silence, all right? I’m just like oh, okay, so y’all don’t read that makes so much sense you know? It’s rough and then out of nowhere a lady in the front row yells so loud, she goes, “why’d you go there?” What? What are you saying? I? How? How? The first part of that joke I say I’ve never been to jail a day in my life It’s not even a real place, prison for wizards. Why are we? Why are we having this conversation? And then she and then she goes it is a real place, that’s that place in San Francisco No, no, that is not correct. Okay? You you are thinking of Alcatraz, okay, which has been closed for like 50 years So you’re not even right if you were right, I don’t You know? and then the audience is like on her side for no reason, it’s just so weird It’s the weirdest experience and then and then she says agree to disagree like, That’s not how that, it’s not know anything works what? Why is this happening to me right now and one guy in the audience was like she got you though? And I was like she didn’t though she did not no one got anyone. She’s so wrong You know I wanted to be so mean to that audience, but I was like they live in Wyoming, so puni- you know the punishment fits the crime really So bad so awful, so yeah, don’t go there. I don’t know it’s just not good I shouldn’t, I talk bad in Wyoming like I have my life together. I do not as my life is a complete disaster I sneezed on a baby recently Yeah, that’s a thing I did I was holding a baby. I had to sneeze and I just hard sneezed into its face so hard You know and my friend is standing there. He’s like hey man, uh real quick. Did you just sneeze in my son’s face? And I was like yeah, yeah, I did that yep, and he was like why? And I was like, well, I had the baby And I was like I gotta sneeze so I could I was like I could drop the baby Or I could sneeze on this baby right now You know those are my two options and he was like why you could turn your head and sneeze the other way And I was like that third option was not apparent at the time. You know It just didn’t occur to me in the moment He’s like you need help. I was like I do though you know. At least I’m not from Wyoming I have that going for me Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy

100 thoughts on “Is Wyoming Illiterate? | Shayne Smith | Dry Bar Comedy

  1. YEAH! they dont read because they dont have time for that they are ranchers mostly reading is waste of time for them when they have work to do! lol

  2. This guy looks straight but sounds gay, whereas I look gay but sound straight yet I find him attractive? I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means… because I really don't have the wardrobe space for that!

  3. I willingly live in WY and love it and I do read a bit. With an MS Physics, MSEE, numerous patents and papers I barely had time to read Harry Potter. Maybe if this dude read something consequential he'd not be such an ignorant dipshit.

  4. 3:22 when you turn your head to sneeze you run the real risk of pulling a neck muscle, that is super painful. What you do is clutch the child to your neck and sneeze over its shoulder. Thus protecting both of you.

  5. I hate when you are right but the stupid people outnumber you and all back eachother up all the while you shove the evidence in their face and yet you are still wrong.
    There's no winning with a group of idiots.

  6. The third option wasn't apparent at the time 😂😂 and I'm not apparent so Idk how to sneeze while carrying a baby

  7. Oh, look, a pretentious twat with face tattoos trying desperately to find someone he's better than. Good luck with that, homie.

  8. Bro nobody reads children's books but especially Harry Potter. I've never been to Wyoming. You aren't funny.

  9. Wyoming is one of the most beautiful states in the country apparently comedians need to expand their appreciation of the natural environment

  10. I've enjoyed your comedy for a while now. But Wyoming is not illiterate. I live in Wyoming and although you had one small room of people ignorant of the Harry Potter world, that doesn't make the rest of us illiterates. Ok, I know exaggerating is a way to get more people to laugh. But we in Wyoming are spread so thinly around the state that we have to support each other in many ways, and book club doesn't come to the top of the list. Get stuck in the snow, or break down on the highway… and we've got your back. I hope you will come back to Casper, as I would love to see your live show. 🙂

  11. You know you're the oldest person in the room when you crack a Gilligan's Island joke and nobody in the room knows what you're talking about.

  12. Nose ring and face tatoo. Dancing to please strangers. Hates himself. Makes fun of other's presumed stupidity. Unironically.
    Pretty much sums up the bulk of liberal F boy comedy. Which is to say most of comedy today.

  13. I know you're comedian.. however never cut down Wyoming it is beautiful and the people there are lovely and friendly I used to live in Wyoming I loved it

  14. Dudes right about Wyoming I drove from Colorado to Seattle. I kept on asking my wife. God why did you make Wyoming there is absolutely nothing here. Gosh. I’m so board

  15. "Wyoming is one big Walmart parking lot"
    Funny he says that, my only experiences in Wyoming have been in my RV sleeping in a Walmart parking lot on the way to or from somewhere.

  16. This guys sounds like he woke up with another persons tattoos. This is about the largest gap between personality and tattoos I have ever seen. His voice and demeanor shouts youth pastor while his tattoos scream "I will kill you if you ask if I was raped in jail again"

  17. In that lady's defense I as well thought Alcatraz lol. But I heard his debt collector routine b4 this lol

  18. My mom forced me to move to Wyoming, and this guy is totally right. I have to drive a whole hour just to get to walmart or taco bell. 😂

  19. At the end of the day these stand up comedians have a very low responsibility level, yet the audiences like taking advice from them, lol.

  20. As someone who lives in Wyoming, I can confirm that we are, in fact, a dumpster fire pretending to be a state.

  21. You need help… I do, but at least I'm not from Wyoming so I got that going for me. Epic ending line

  22. It has 2 US Senators! That means the citizens of fk'n Wyoming has 70+ times more representation in the Senate than California per capita. Same for Alaska. The Dakota territory has 4 Senators! Montana has 2 Senators as well, but only has one lower house representative bacause hardly anyone lives there.

  23. As someone who helped translate their school tests into Braille, I can confirm that they are indeed on the low side when it comes to literacy.

  24. Hey I live in Wyoming. For space. Depends where you were. I read 2 books a week. I got your joke. Bite me Shayne.

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