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It’s Showtime Funny One: Crazy Duo


Yess… Right? Right! What’s Up My People Whats up (madlang) people?! (Audience cheering) Alright, we are the CRAZY DUO Did you know, (madlang) people Yes? when we are on our way here in Showtime Yes, that’s true… we happen to pass by…umm… an accident right in the middle of EDSA (Road). -Yes, there was an accident
-A collision PUJ Truck I don’t know Yes, that’s true… I feel sorry for the elder in the front seat. What’s with the elder? The elder was thrown far away… The elder was thrown away?! Yes, but what’s amazing is the elder crawled. The elder? Yes, got near the driver. Then? and said: “Sir, sir, where’s the change of the 50 pesos I paid?” Don’t be so strong! -However,
-Then? We’re also thankful that we are able to get here. Yes, that’s true… Because… Why? To be honest,.. Wh…Why are you crying?? We are poor in Cebu You’re only poor.. There are days that we only lit a candle while watching the television. You lit a candle while watching the television? Yes How poor… If we’re lucky that if we’re able to fix our ceiling What’s your ceiling? Swimming Pool.. -Swimming poo…?
-I said don’t be so strong! Is it poor to have a swimming pool? Of course! Your house is big! It’s actually small… Small? Yes! Well, ours is much bigger! Your house is big? This entire ABS-CBN will fit inside our house! This entire ABS-CBN can fit inside your house? Of course! Whoah! Your house is indeed big. It’s really big. My mother entered in 1972 and she hasn’t left it until now. -19…?
-Yes! She hasn’t left it from 1972 until 2015? She didn’t left. That’s our home! What’s…What’s your house by the way? The cemetery… Yo! Did you know? I learned something here in Manila. Right here in Manila? Yes! You learned something? Pick-up lines are famous here! Yes, I’ve heard of it. I have some pick-up lines for you Yes. Then the only thing that you’ll only say is “Why?”. Only that?! Yes! That’s what you do. That’s only easy! You’ll like this, (tay)! (tay), umm… Are you a garbage? Why? What is this? Biodegradable or Non-boidegradable? I said don’t be so strong! Did you know (madlang) people, Yes? We researched something on You… Yes, that’s true! We researched just a while ago We found a research in “Goog-le” It’s not “Goog-le”! What is it? GOOGLE! Oh right, it was GOOGLE! Oh, sorry! Our police has a new support On capturing theives! That’s amazing! Yes! In Australia, they invented a robot. Robot? The only job of that robot is to capture theives -That’s a cool robot!
-Yes! That robot was tested and proven! It was tested! It was tested in the middle of Japan JAPAN! In just below 5 minutes, the robot captured 600 theives! That’s amazing! Let’s clap! It was then tested in the middle of USA The robot was placed in the middle of USA In less than 20 minutes, the robot captured 300 thieves! That’s amazing! This is even more better! Here in Manila! It was then tested in the Manila. It was placed in the middle of Manila. In less than 2 minutes, the robot has disappeared! It what? What? What happened to the robot? Got stolen! I said don’t be so strong! Thank you very much!! We are…. No, we shouldn’t. It’s already finished. Just Wait!! It’s finished! It’s finished! It’s finished! CRAZY DUO! (Showtime Song) (End)

100 thoughts on “It’s Showtime Funny One: Crazy Duo

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  2. "Mama, yung sukli ng 50"
    "Meron yang mga araw, na nagsisindi lang po kami ng KANDILA habang manonood ng TV"
    "Kung papalarin po kami, ipapaayos po namin yung kisame namin, SWIMMING POOL"
    "'Tay, basura ka ba? Bakit? Ano to biodegradable o non-biodegradable?"
    "Eto matindi, dito sa Maynila, itinesting sa Manila, inilagay yung robot sa gitna ng Maynila, walang 2 minutes, ang robot nawala!"

    taas kamay sa mga natawa sa mga linyang 'to AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Stage 6 Find the difference.
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    Stage 7 Find the difference.
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    Stage 8 Find the Difference.
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    Stage 9 Find the difference.
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  4. Di ko na mabilang kung pang ilang beses ko na tong napanood hahaha laptrip talaga e. Its already 2019 but I still watching it

  5. he,he,he,ganda pakingan matatawa ka sa crazy duo, kawawa naman ang anak lagi masapak ni tatay ha,ha,ha sakit sa tiyan ko lagi tawa ako,

  6. Ang laki ng bahay nila ug nanay niya pumasok 1972 hanggang 2015 hindi pa naka labas hahaha yon pala sementeryo bahay nila so funny

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