*whip crack* Top o’ the mornin to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a brand new series called Jacksepticeye’s Funniest Home Videos Yay! Where you! Yes you!! Can submit your favorite videos from the Internet What does the internet have to offer?
It’s a big magical shiny place for all of us to have fun and joy. Will they make me laugh? Will they make me smile or will they make me sad and cry and wish that I never started this video in the first place? Find out today on Jacksepticeye’s Funniest Home Videos!! I tweeted out earlier ”what is your favorite video on the internet? Please provide links!” Because I want to know what everybody else’s, all you guys out there. I want to know what your favorite videos on the Internet are. I have some of my own I have some of my own favorites, my own series and all that kind stuff But I want to know what you guys are really into SpaceJellyBean sent me the free your mind neo vine, I feel like I’ve seen this but I’m not sure. Have I? Video: Free your mind *BANG* *laughter* *more laughter* I think I have, I’ve seen both of those clips already. But what I love about that vine where the dude hits the thing,- it’s horrible! Dude’s whole sternum and pelvis and everything probably gone to shit, but the fact that it’s just BANG Fucking sound effect is the best. Video: Free your mind *Jack laughing a bit* *BANG* *laughter* Oh my god is this a vine that I haven’t seen? And I used to watch shit tons of vine compilations how have I not seen this? Video: *Person screaming yes* ”I got two free tacos” Video: yeeEEEEEEEEEEESS “YEEEEEEESSSS!! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!” I got two free taco’s Man I didn’t know I recorded vines Exactly something I would do. That is something to get very excited about, tacos are. See this’s where he’s gonna let you down. the great papyrus. I can already see what they are here, so I’m not gonna click that link God fucking damn it It’s too good! I can’t not! Wade linked me a video that he was in called ”X-Files featuring Wade.” What? I’ve never seen this *x-files theme plays* *airhorn intensifies* That’s your favorite video on the internet, Wade? Come on, man. It’s pretty good. Oh god Is- a Tim and Eric one? Cheapcookie sent me this one. It’s called ”I sit on you | Tim and Eric awesome show” *music* video: This is what I do, I sit on you, sit on you, sit on you This is what I do, I sit on you right on your lap This is what I do: I sit on you, sit on you, sit on you. Jack: NOOO!! *slight laughter* video: This is what I do: I sit on you, right on your head. *Jack laughing* Sit, sit sit on you. Sit, sit sit on you Jack: I’m suddenly questioning my sexuality That was unamazing. Straight to the point. You don’t need anything else. You don’t need any fluff or anything It’s just good clean simple fun. That’s what I’m gonna do for now on. I’m gonna go everywhere in my life and just go: ”This is what I do ”I sit on you sit on you sit on you. This is what I do *intensified* ”cum sit on you!” ‘Kay, Spoonycorn sent me this one. Some– *BOOM while singing body* BODY once told me the world is gonna *Jack in background* SSST HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH Oh my god. Why have I never seen that? *coughing* I’m dying! Oh my god, the timing of that was perfect Video: Some- BODY once Jack: Oh, I love it. It’s so stupid Again, it’s the big loud sound effects that get me I think that that’s what I love the most in comedy, it’s just something really quiet and then suddenly BAAAAA!!! Emma blackery sent me this *music* What the- What is happening? Is this all it is? That’s your favorite video on the Internet? My god, and top comment by Emma 11 months ago: ”This is the greatest video of all time” Okay, well at least you’re consistent with it. I’ll give you that. German Spongebob? This one’s from @NiaSimone, ”German Sponge Bob for the win” *angry german screaming* *screaming I N T E N S I F I E S* Okay, okay, OW Proff- prof. Dr. Schnade, or prof. dr. Schande sent me this one. It’s called ”its a hard knock life” *It’s A Hard Knock Life playing but with the bangs from the videos* JACK: Aw Yes, YES Its all the stuff I love Jesus *still It’s A Hard Knock Life with vines* Jack: yehehes YEES This is everything i love People getting hurt and big loud sounds That was incredible Very well edited too, used perfect stuff at the perfect time Oh the shovel one, every time Some of those are in like really good vines too, like ”what’s up guys. It’s summer and I got my hat on It’s time to fucking party” BANG oh That was a good one. I like that one *song saying ”All the time I turn around, brothers gather ’round, I was looking at my upper down, looking at my…” PWEEE sound* *Jack laughing as it repeats* J: oh no its so dumb Why did that just get me so much? I love those little oinky pigs *video continues repeating* Why? why? Oh I love it. Thank You Steph Oh, no this one. Video: Am I pregant? Am I pragnent? Am I pargant? Am I gregnant? Am I pegnate? J: Such a good video. This video is called “how is prangent formed” And it’s a dude reading out a bunch of people asking about pregnancy stuff, but it’s all written wrong. And it just gets funnier and funnier as the video goes on. It’s so good! video: *with accent* Can oo get preganté? J: Preganté! video: If a women has Starch masks on her body Does that mean she has been? pargnet before? Period- J: love that he has to Reread it because his brain would not allow him to read it how wrong it was video: dangerops prangent sex J: “Dangerops” It’s sounds like something that military soldiers do. They drop off a helicopter onto a ship And that’s what they call ”Dangerops” 38 plus 2 weeks… (J: There it is!) … PREGANANANT?! J: Pregananant! It’s my favorite one of the whole bunch. ”Can I get pregananant?” Oh my god. What the hell is this? This has, Oh, this came from somebody else, but it’s linked in here. This has 6.9 million views? *playing Toxic by Britney Spears* *singing Toxic like an opera* J: Oh my god! *playing again* That was awesome! Classic. Judith’s sending me the classics *video intensifies* J: I love that video. DISGUSTANG! I love how the littler girl immediately says ”wasn’t me” That’s.. it was definitely her. I’m sorry little girl, but that was definitely you who did that. No girl just immediately goes ‘wasn’t me!’ unless you did it That’s how a child thinks. @nippleequality sent me this video It’s called Jesus Christ in Richmond Park video: *man yelling Fenton* J: What? *The man yells ‘Oh, Jesus Christ! FENTON!’* J: What happened? video: ‘FENTOOOON’ J: *laughing* He’s chasing his dog named Fenton? So he’s just running through the place saying ‘FENTON! FENTON!’ Oh wait, there’s a Jurassic Park version of it No! Fenton! Fenton! *jack laughing* *laughing* @thealimorgan (sent) ”we woke up this morning like… – kid screams and says morning” video: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Good morning. Kid: mrnrrn j: *laughing* What?! *a really very beautiful impression of the child* RAAAAAAAAAAA Good Morning. Kid: mrrnrrn j: *laughing* It sounds like he’s fucking farting out of his mouth *another really very elegant impression of the child’s noise* VIDEO: ‘ahh’ JACK: *laughing* oh my god VIDEO: aaaahhhh *more laughing* Jack in video: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jack: That’s good. Good job! ”Woman struck by lightning speaks”’ from @the_real_editor Video: -on revive her heart, But she laid in a coma for two weeks, and then she defied all odds and woke up *VERY glitched sound of the woman talking* Well, obviously there was a problem with that tape she doesn’t really sound like that Jack: oh wait, that was real?! Oh my god, I thought somebody edited it so that when she Spoke it sounded like she was still getting hit by lightning. Oh my god. That was a real thing that happened?? Oh nooohohoh video: …well, obviously, Jack: What a reaction. Well. *dodododo music* Jack: Look at him go! I’m just gonna watch this whenever I feel down anymore Aww, that was just a lovely video *laughing* *All the Way playing* *LAUGHING INTENSIFIES* Oh yes, I’ve seen so many memes of people sending me just like people dancing, but then sticking all the way into it It’s so good *All The Way playing* *music ends* awww It’s a good song. OKAY, well I’m gonna leave this video here That was fun. Man, a lot of those really got me a lot of those really really made me laugh So I don’t think any of those are gonna top some of my own favourite videos, which maybe one day I’ll share with the world, but I don’t think you’re ready yet. Not not just yet at least anyway, but for now Thank you guys so much for making me laugh this video if you liked it punch the like button in the face LIKE A BOSS!!!!!! And high fives all round *high five noises* Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes… IN THE NEXT VIDEO! *outro music* I sit on you, I sit on you