WELCOME TO LWIAY!!! (IM BACK BOYS!) Everyone’s favorite show of the week. Let’s freakin do this (HELL YEAH) Oh boy… (here we go again) Can’t wait to read a bunch of James Charles… (HI SISTERS) *Giggles* ..m emes. They’re gonna be slightly outdated. ( ya think? ) Yaaay!! *Epic LWIAY Intro* Fatality. ( Raiden Wins ) It makes me so mad ( Me talking about life ) that British people say the “C” word in like every sentence (Is it C- ontent?)(Or maybe connect 4?) Like UGH ( I know right? ) that word is actually awful ( Wow and here I was thinking it was content ) plz stawph (yep) WhAt? ConSent? (Pewds having Orgasm) How to spot a slime-bag people that tweet these things. There you go. It’s always the one that say these sort of things (facts) that are doing it to cover it up from something else (like low self esteem) i feel like thats always the case ( and it is ) it’s the same with that Projared tweet (I rate this a broken marriage out of 10) “I’m a feminist!” like okay great, no one asked. (Yup) TheFatRat is at it again “YouTube SUSPENDED my channel with 3.6 million subscribers (dats tough) WITHOUT any explanation or warning. And without having a strike. (thats a yikes from me dawg) This is so crazy I don’t even know what to say” Wait didn’t something else happen to this guy already about like a copyright strike? Alright, is it still down though? It– It’s back up We did it reddit. Good job reddit “Just got the message that my channel has been reinstated. It’s been a rough Mother’s Day and a sleepless night. But it’s also been heart-warming to see all this amazing support! Thank you so much!!! See, this is crazy to me because YouTube’s algorithm is like, strike first, ask questions later Can you imagine waking up one day and then your livelihood what your livelihood depends on is completely gone This happens so many times to so many channels How is it possible? By the way guys, the Pewdiepie glow in the dark shaker cups have sold out (Dammit) I’m so sorry This is you when you realized you never bought one aAaaHHhhh 5 million in 6 months never done before 30 million in 6 months never done before -3 million (So guys, we did it) This is so outdated I can’t believe he lost 3 million IN 2 DAYS!! NEVER.DONE.BEFORE. You did it James Charles Congratulations It’s crazy Logan Paul gains subscribers out of his controversies *Random WTF Noice.mp3* I..uh..I don’t know. It’s insane OMG!! BOOOIIIS!! I spent 24 hrs. straight in slime.
(Original Content by Mr.Beast) I spent 24 hrs. in slime….and it was a HUGE mistake.
(More like: I spent 24 hrs. trying to copy Mr. Beast and making it more cringy) It’s like the original and then the cancer version of it I spent 24 hours straight in an insane asylum I spent 24 hours in insane asylum (finally found where he belongs huh) ChALleNGe!!!!!! I put 100 million orbeez in my friend’s backyard I put 100 million orbeez in my mom’s backyard PRAAANKKKKKKKKKK PRAAAA-ANKKKKK Mr. Beast caught on I spent 24 hours straight in prison, challenge oh god and he just copied it Jesus Christ dude I think I pointed it out in my video, I don’t know if it made the cut but I was like wait, is he just copying Mr. Beast WELL I GUESS HE IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT Does he at least acknowledge it? cause otherwise it’s pretty f**kin’ messed up dude OH MY GOD *chef’s kiss* Now that’s bEauTiFul (wheezing) thank you OldHousePedro TEN OUT OF TENHEHEHEHE Jesus Christ this is staring into my soul It’s like he can see my beauty I love it *reads meme* (gasping for air) Most people didn’t even know who they were before all this, honestly best roast ever Tati *reads comment* Can’t wait for James Charles to hit 10 million so he can get his diamond play button- play bun? *reads tweet through intense wheezing* I mean … it is kinda funny As much as I don’t like to admit it The memes are 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 *reads quote* *vigorously shakes finger* nOt Me *chokes* I still- weLL, that is a 𝕗ⅈ𝕟ⅇ car what did he just sa y? That is a 𝕗ⅈ𝕟ⅇ vehicle, to say the least Oh My God ,,, brofist statue finally done you gotta get it RED tho It looks like a brain *panting ensues* I mean it’s amazing, I love it Thank you so much! Finalized my prom outfit today! DAYUUUUMMMM Is that a Pewdiepie tie? yell hea it is OMG lets make out 😩 *read tweets* daYuuuummm *sinister laughter* goddamit I wish I could read it before I eheuheehehe *reads meme* Am I allowed to do a black man voice? But he says it that way (all mighty) Brad will decide *reads meme* what in the world oH oKaY cause all the different endings yEah i guesS thaTs gOod ionno *reads another meme* *chuckles* HEEHEE me when i went after tati *brain fart* when everyone wanted blood for james (lowkey u were right though lmao) oh. my. gHAHAH HAHAHAH *gasp for air* lol you see.. in my artificial legs.. we now introduce so i can feel pain in them (what) *reads meme yet again* Hey maybe, just maybe, I have this cRaZy idea, maybe… If you can be convinced, to sleep with another man or make out THEN MAYBE YOU’RE NOT STRAIGHT! (wut?) *reads meme* yeah That’s usually when I cut the episode ‘Cause when you’re on 20K, it’s all..its the Wild F***ing WEst *reads meme* *Burps* where are your manners, Pewds? The subreddit is fine *reads meme* (kind of what he does) That’s weird I don’t think this character is in Tuber Simulator Hhhhmmmmm HHHMMMMHHM That’s strange Ending the “Subscribe to Pewdiepie” meme “I broke my ass” “I BROKE MY BALLS” *laughs* I like how I premiered it as well The chat just went “F” all the way for hours… Oopsie doopsiee 😉 Sorry guys Gloria Borger is fired I’m sorry guys ;-; She didn’t do enough research, I had to let her go I like how this is full blue summer and my face could not be any more white I had not… I’d literally spent the whole summer just making videos I remember it so much I’m still worthy Yeah ok sure whatever you gotta say to yourself Worst youtube channels 9-year-olds assemble This is made like 5 years ago When people used to hate me Oh how things’ve changed.. Oh wait *giggles* Nothing’s changed What do you say? You’re down Well there’s never been a more convincing argument of “Other people want you to be on our show” so, I mean how could I refuse? *giggles* Other people have told us this so therefore I suppose we will ask Wow really guys? You want me on the show? Why thank you so much! I’m joking Uh I would like to be but… Podcast is like a double-edged sword *loss of words* Ok I’m committed to this analogy I guess *chuckle* *intense thinking* I don’t wanna do them And I’ll probably just get say something that gets me in trouble There you go *sips* Mom, can we get Marzia at home? wE hAVe mArZIa aT hoME I can’t even read Marzia at home *chuckles* (OwO) Oh she looks so much better WoW Gotta feel, gotta feel good to be the ugly version of the meme The ugly version of the joke, how does that feel Dave? *chuckle* Dave you’re beautiful but listen! “I broke my balls” “Hey, I remember touching your balls lol” Thanks ball doctor For at least remembering Fame, power and fat bank account will change almost anyone I love how that’s a meme now Oh there it is again Fame, power and fat bank account will change almost everyone *anyone It’s rare to see 96 million of anything *chuckles* I saw that video and I remember the title as well I think it is like 96 million I’m speaking the language of gods 6 3 3 6 3 3 *phone sounds beeping* *Realizing it kinda sounds like LWIAY theme song* It sounded like the… *Trying very hard to play the song* *Failing miserably* Ehehe I almost got it *More beeping* Leave you entries in the subreddit ehehe *Beep* Bros… o… …ooos Fuck Leeeave… Leave yah leave your entries in the subreddit brooos oooh oh o F*ck whatever That’s not what it is anyway I got sidetracked oooh ooh mmmmmmmmm Meme.. *realization* God damn it God damn it I’m so stup… GODDAMMIT Edit that one out Brad Pewdiepie, Felix Arvid Ulf KjellBUURG Congratulations for surpassing one hundred million subscribers #ThankYouPewdiepie Kjellbuurg I’m a buurgr This is the final draft okay I uh… You might wanna *laughs* Just another draft maybe. Maybe just one more Can’t you do the… I mean I don’t wanna criticize but like why do yellow… …font, and like… the font itself is kinda ugly Eh alright I’m not being ungrateful And also like the Brofist logo I know that’s very popular but I don’t generally use it that much anymore I think… This is certainly interesting 2016 2019 That can’t be right I’ll tell you isn’t better: haircut I went to this f*ckin hairdresser And it was like: “Hey let’s do something avant garde” and I’m just sitting there like: “…ok” “Arghhh not again jesus” Why does it look so bad, you’re right it does It does not look this bad when I sent out the footage It does not IT DOES NOT! I created an 100mil subs play button concept for Pewds as a 3D model, took me 2 seconds 2 seconds?! What (owo) That’s a lot of little seconds That looks cool though, I like it Why is millennial humor so weird Why is Dr.Phil so beautiful? 2016 Pewdiepie: Every company that makes a game free is just stupid The game is availeeble for free and that’s a great price *giggles* Well I talked about this before but everyone was so pissed that we charged money for “Legend of the Brofist” And we thought we did the right thing We’re like “Hey it’s a full game, you can just play it right away” And then it was like “It’S nOT FreE” So I was like: “Well frick it then we’ll just make it a free-to-play game” Pewdiepie, I see you follow me that’s good because I saw your video the day it came up I’d love to do a Sonic meme review I’ll send my Skype info… Okay, let’s get the ball rolling I’m sorry I’ve been very busy It’s happening, my mailman just showed up, okay… probably just… *teleports in* Okay that was it for this week’s LWIAY Thanks for all the amazing memes and all the amazing times, and all this amazing support and most of all, thanks Brad for editing this video That’s incredible that he does that And I’ll see you guys tomorrow, that’s right tomorrow I’ll be here tomorrow I don’t know why every time I do the outro I’m like: “I just wanna sit down” Why do I even film these standing up It’s very tiring to stand up I don’t like standing up Okay, end of video, see you bye bye, bye… Ey, uhhh 100 mil, soon, so make sure to subscribe It’s over there And finally the real outro :333 Ahh jeez just spent the whole evening doin this to support pewds and also enhancing my English guess I’ll do the Vietnamese translation tmr :3 Support from Vietnam :3 have a great day :)))