Your wife’s quite beautiful. You saw an old photo. Yeah, I’m kidding, I know. I married a petite,
young, beautiful thing. Yeah.
She was eventually eaten by the woman I live with now. (à la Fat Albert):
Hey, hey, hey! You’re just flat-out saying
your wife’s overweight. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She’s under-tall. Have you ever had
a weight problem? Only when she sat on me.
Will you…? Aah! Get off of me! Actually, it’s more like this: (imitating an echo)
Hello? …o…o…o… It’s dark in here!
…here…ere…ere… I found your keys!
…keys…keys…keys… I am not kidding. Then she farted and
unlocked the car doors. What does your wife think
when you do things like this? I don’t care. Well, I know you care
enough about your wife to take her on some
of these trips.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she loves
going on these trips. I know she loves
window shopping. Not in Amsterdam, she didn’t. (cackles) Ha! Because in Amsterdam, there’s hookers in the windows! I love that city. Did you
know that in Amsterdam, you can legally
purchase marijuana? I, uh… yeah… I did know that. Do you know where?
Coffeehouses. Coffeehouses! It’s my favorite
coffee place ever! I’d like a latte and a doobie. And 19 dozen donuts,
thank you. (laughter) (applause) Not long after that,
we went to the UK. You enjoyed it there.
Yeah. Did you like the
city of London? I don’t know,
I got confused one day standing in our hotel lobby.
Why? Some big old black guy
walked in to me and started speaking English
with a British accent. I thought I was in
the Twilight Zone. I swear, some big old black guy
walks up to me and goes, (posh British accent):
“Oh, good afternoon, sir!” I’m like, who the hell is making
you talk? What the hell?
Walter needs needs new material
Who the hell is making you talk what the hell. Hahaha
It would have been better if Walter came across Achmed’s son
YEAH HE TALKS BOUT HIS WIFE WE NEVER GET TOO SEE HER. WOW
THE ENDING IM DYING
Walter's my favorite
When you hear the bill cosby reference and realize tis is 7 years old
0:10 and she married a handsome stud that kicked out by an old crusty goblin
Love these guys!
AAAAHHHH! Get off of meeeeeee! 😂
HELLO O O O O O O O(fades out)
ITS DARK IN HERE HERE HERE HERE(fades out again)
I FOUND UR KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS(fades out just one more time)
i lost it there
0:17
She must be left to the imagination
….I was looking around wondering what the hell is making you talk? hahahaha
Sooo funny
0:17
Holy crap that’s 228 donuts
I love Jeff
The best
man thats funny 😀
WALTERS EARS ARE DIRTY!!!!
U got the full show please
0:41 I'm Dying ROTFL XD
2:20
Yup , mine. ……👀👀👀 U talk …..
cant believe I found this just now for Clash of Clans: https://extragems.com/ It really works! (39BGhk)
This is great!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎
Jeff should make a summy of Walters wife
Please show Walter’s wife
F*** them British people destroy the Buckingham Palace I should hijack a plane in the destroy Buckingham Palace burn it all to the ground the queen of England and nobody else the Royal Family die die die
Put the camera on a fat woman why don't you
Jeff Dunham is the best
All disabled and fighting for my life that's like handcuffs like spy Rufus.!!!? mystery
I see a generous seargent in YouTube veterans you supposed to help people when there stuff fall on purpose I'm disabled not un purpose I really I'm young dead disabled from social security now everything about swords hit my eye
Is Walter John Brennan? The two have to be related.
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My friend told me this joke
Me:Hey wanna hear a joke
Other guy:Sure
Me:Why did the chicken cross the road
Other guy:I don't know why
Me:to get to the retards house
Me:knock knock
Other guy:who's there
Me:The chicken
"I mean who the hell is making you talk?" I'm dead!!!!!!!!
I found your. Keys keys keys
He needs to make Walters wife.
Hah that's good looks at calendar oh shit it's 2018,THIS IS SEXIST
She's under tall lmfao
Order a Latte and end up apologizing for saying "Girly Man" about your Mr Universe buddies.
of all stand up comedians Jeff has the most gifted sense of humor.
"She's not overweight, she's undertall." I've had that problem my whole life. I've been trying to put on a little height; but so far, it's not happening.
this is funny
Why is dunham wearing lipstick
And a doobie
in the uncensored version they take about the shit houses in South Africa
Very good one
Sir Jeff Dunham. Com…
You need to make Walter's wife!!!!
Aye, might offend people,.. but, you do that anyways. 😉
Qustion form 2018, is Amsterdan still selling the good stuff in cofe shops? And are there still hockers in windows? This is VITAL, waiting for a response.
HELLO Hello hello…
Farted and unlocked the car doors..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love Walter. He never fails to make me laugh so hard that I have tears running down my face and getting waaay lightheaded.
I Sooooo LOVE Walter/Jeff!! ALWAYS makes me laugh & have a 😁 on my face no matter how bad day gets! My 1 suggestion? Team up with Darcy Lynn Farmer & Edna😉
-😂😂😂😂😂hellooooooo oh oh its dark in here here iam not kidding
Walter's wife is dying of termites. She's being treated with epoxy injections.
Hello Jeff Dunham
Justin
Jessica
Ryan
Lori
Larry
Dabble
Tom hammer
Heather bachman
It would be hilarious if he did a marriage conseling thing with him and his wife
Happy Friday Californians
Do something towards planets preservation, plant a seed.
Put up the whole clip or shut the f up….
1:38 if FRIENDS was set in Amsterdam it would be a different show all together
0:41 when a bug lands on me
stop it dont steal his video
Ohw good Afta newn sa!!!
Then She Farted and unlocked the car doors hhh
Ed I'm very happy ty so much,
Trump 2020
Looks like joe biden, our next presidential downfall!🤣
Thats where star bucks came from wow
Walter is a one crazy old man
Make Walter a wife and perform with her
I LIKE THIS OLD MAN WALTER
Looks like Joe Biden, doesn’t he😁
Walter is basically Frank from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Walter looks like Joe Biden ! They are both dummies and Biden was Obama's puppet ! I like Walter a lot. Joe Biden ? Not so much-
Man I need a good joke shits getting toastttty
I've turnned into Walter!
Walter cracks me the hell up.
So this is your most viewed video 🤦🏽♂️
That is Joe Biden .
Jeff. U are absolutely great.. I started watching an haven't stopped laughing yet. And all the puppets. Walter's the man. I really hope u can come to Knoxville tn…. would love to see all of u in person.. when I'm having a bad. Day. Just watch uall do ur stuff. great.. 😂 doesn't get any better……..
Why no volume???
I wish JD would return to Denmark (More specifically Horsens)..! <3
We need to see a dummy of Walter's Wife so she can get some revenge
My favorite coffee place ever
Ladies and gentlemen….
Joe Biden.
In Netherlands we say to coffee house coffee shop 🙂
He was funny not funny now
I don’t care😅
Words to live by
When can we see his wife
Aaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhhhh get off of me
"oh no no no. She's under tall." 😂😂🤣🤣
19 dozen?
Dang that’s a lot
That old man looks like Joe Biden, Maybe Jeff sticks his arm up Joe Biden back and talk for Joe lmao!!!
1:44 the crowd cheers about being able to legally purchase drugs in a European city.
What the fuck is wrong with americans…
Anyone got another like button I can use