I make a living talking to myself, which means
some forms of mental illness actually pay off. Stop it! You’re so cute when you’re angry. Bubba J, you’re an alcoholic. You say that
like it’s a bad thing. Oh, shut the hell up. Stop talking to me like that! Was it bad that I unplugged
my cousin’s life support to charge my phone? Well, Larry, you know,
my opinion on Trump– Just because you’re famous does not mean you’re smart. No one f’ing cares. Hey, Jeff, tell everyone where your star is
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s in front– It’s in front of a CVS pharmacy! Now I can go look at your star, then go inside and get something
for my jock itch. Silence!