Any fans of Alec
Baldwin’s Donald Trump impression here tonight?
Okay. Okay. All right.
I don’t know. To me that impression
is more tired than the guards who slept
through Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide. “I know nothing.”
What a lot of people don’t realize is that
for the last three years, Donald Trump is actually doing
an Alec Baldwin impression. He calls people names.
He yells at the press. He married
an immigrant half his age. The only difference is that
Trump calls his daughter a fox, not a pig.
Here’s to you Ireland. Great job
Ireland you didn’t oink once.