(Between Two Ferns Theme) – I had President Hillary
Clinton on last time, and now I have this guy. It’s like.
(rustling) But it’s like I Love the 90s. We might as well have Lorena
Bobbitt as a guest, you know. Get an Us Weekly or Teen People
and find a legitimate guest! Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis. Welcome to another edition
of Between Two Ferns. My guest today is Jerry (mumbling) Seinfeld. – Really thrilled to be here. – Seems like everyone
from the Seinfeld cast has gone on to do, you know, great, wonderful stuff. Elaine is on Veep and
an Emmy Award winner, Kramer did that great stand-up bit. It’s been a real launching pad for whites. (deep breath) Okay. – Actor, writer, comedian, producer; which of Larry David’s skills
do you admire the most? You have Comedians in
Cards Getting Coffee. James Corden has Carpool Karaoke. What’s next in lazy car-based, non-comedy? (rustling) You know that movie you made, Bee Movie? Don’t you think it should’ve been called D- Movie? (chuckling) – It’s called Bee Movie
because it’s about bees! But it was the number one
movie when it came out, so I had that feeling, which you had in the first Hangover. And then, do you think if they
only made one Hangover and didn’t make the other two, it would be considered a comedy classic? Do you think that you
destroyed what would have been a comedy classic by the
cash grab of 2 and 3? – Let me ask you a question! Do you have relatives that need emergency surgery all the time?! Well I do! My Aunt Deborah needed a
baboon heart transplant! That’s why I did Hangover 2! My Uncle Dicky, his
yacht club burned down. That’s why I did Hangover 3, it’s to save my uncle’s yacht club! And to buy myself a stretch hummer. – That’s a great, great story. It really has a funny ending. I can’t wait to tell that at dinner later. Do you get professional haircuts? – There’s a guy, he’s, he’s fantastic. His name’s Sam.
(rustling) Oh, he’s here! Oh, this is exciting, a
little Seinfeld reunion. – Oh! – Come on out! (click)
(“Seinfeld Theme Song”) (click) – Hello, Jerry. – Hey, Wayne, good to see you! – Hey, good to see you!
How ya doin’? – No, you’re supposed to say “Hello, Newman.” – Yeah, no, that’s when
I’m playing a character. – He’s Newman. – [Jerry] No.
– No, my name is Wayne Knight. – Why would you have him come down, and, and use him that way,
that cliche, you know, exploitative way of just having him do his catchphrase from the show. – I thought that’s what you wanted. I was disappointed, but I didn’t know. – No, I didn’t even know you were coming! (rustling) – Thank you. Oh, can you just look
right into the camera. Which one? Can you just look right into the camera and go “Don’t forget to vote funny!” Right here, this is the camera. – I see the camera, but
I don’t like the line. – I know, but the more clicks I get– – I don’t care about- – My brand shoots up.
– your clicks. “Hey, it’s Jerry Seinfeld! Don’t forget to vote funny!” And then maybe “Catch ya on the downlow,” something, whatever, like what millenials would say. – I don’t wanna do that. – “Hey brah”, “don’t forget to click funny, bro!” – No. – So just do it.
– Nah I don’t give a shit. – Oh, fuck it, I’ll do it. Hey, don’t forget to click funny, bro! (murmuring)
– pssst Zach – Really? Okay. She’s here. Okay, we have a better
guest, we have another guest. (humming)
– Oh! I thought I was– – Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Cardi B. (click)
(rap music) – [Cardi B] Hey, everybody! – Hey, Cardi!
– Oh, my god! – [Cardi B] Hi!
– Hey, how are you?! So great to see you! This is Jerry.
– Hi, Cardi. – [Cardi B] Oh, hi, how are you?
– Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. – Wow, this is– – Jerry, can you take the crate? Uh, there’s a milk crate that they put. Cardi, you sit there. – Yeah, but–
(murmuring) – Move down! Hi! Cardi B, Zachy G, Jerry J. – What’s the J? – Jew. Cardi, your album is
gangbusters, you’re a giant star. I mean, are you able to look at all this and just take it in? Is your life nuts?! – Ahhhhhhh, exhausting and– – You’re about to have a baby, right?! – [Cardi B] Yeah.
– Great! So we got you a gift,
(rustling) ’cause that’s what you
do in show business. – Oh, wow thank you.
– You’re welcome. – See, I got a gift. – Yeah, no, I didn’t get anything. – Ooh, Rap Fan! – Yes! I don’t know if you’re
gonna have a boy or a girl, but the color is gender neutral, so. – I’m special. – You are special. But the most important thing
is that you’re relevant. – Boy, this is a really
different interview than the one I did. I’m not even between the ferns anymore! I don’t even fit the
description of the show- – You’re to the right. When
I do another show called “To the Right of a Fern”– – [Jerry] Yeah. – You’ll be the first guest. But right now it’s Cardi B and I Trying to get to know each other. Cardi, thank you so much for
coming by and savin’ the show. Cardi B, everybody! Thanks for coming. – [Cardi B] Thank you so much.
– Thank you – It was so nice meeting you. – [Whispers] Don’t hug
Jerry, just walk away. – Yes, man. It’s so nice meeting you. – Okay, buh-bye! – That was the opposite of
what happened with Kesha. – Good Good Good–
– So anyways– – Yup, thank you. Uh, thank you to Jerry Seinfeld for being our guest. And, um, thank you Cardi B. Great show. (click)
(“Seinfeld Theme Song”) (“Seinfeld Theme Song”) Ya ever have a talk show, and, on that talk show, the, the guest is really lame? One of my guests, he had
a show on when, you know, the Counting Crows were popular. But, if you look at his face it’s more like Counting Crows Feet. (Between Two Ferns Theme) (whooshing) (squeaking)
The ending was the best lol
Next we are going to have… oh fuck it. I had this whole spiel about a national treasure comedian, and another piece of shit useless rapper… anyway I’ve just given up. That’s useless. America is fucking hopeless. I would normally try to make a joke about pop-culture today but 85% of whoever is going to read this comment is a fan of rap today… which is just the way it is now and it’s pathetic, America is just fucking helpless so I give up I’m done. Kill me. Music is done. My favorite musician is Eric Clapton, you probably don’t even know who that is, or care so anyways go ahead and kill me. It’s over, no need for mercy. If you want to go ahead and blast this Trash music we have today while you’re murdering me so be it. Fuck you. Bye.
Cardi b… still have no idea who the fuck she is. thank God. I listen to Pink Floyd, I’m not really familiar with trash
Still the funniest show on internet
Personally I would have bought Cardi a cardi!
"Eh…I don't give a shit"
“That is the opposite of what happened with Kesha”
I love that he acknowledges that.
3:36 Jerry sounds gay
You ever have a talkshow and on that talkshow the guest is really lame 😂😂
Stop pushing this on my feed to promote your movie!!
Seinfeld never was funny-Kramer carried the show and he's racist ha ha!
MAGA!
‘Lazy, car based non comedy’ is too accurate to be a joke
Love how Jerry turns it around on him 😂 so smart and funny.
If i ever meet Wayne Night i'll address him as Newman. Sorry.
Clone
At 4:43 zach should have said you're not pregnant, are you?
Fuck you Cardi I want my money back when you drugged me.
Jerry. Sandusky 😂😂
Jerry has got to know this is trolling
Zach looks and sounded sick in this one.
Cardi B is about as smart as the two ferns she’s sitting between.
Yeah feed cardi B's ego some more.
Jerry’s trying not to laugh all the way through
🤗🤩🤗🤯🤗🤩🤗🤯🤗🤩🤗🤯💯✌🏾😁
What if Kesha came in instead of Cardi B 😂😂😂
Jerry was pissed at the beginning that was real.
Bruce WAYNE Dark KNIGHT.
Jerry Jew
"Yes you are special, but the most important thing is that you're relevant" 🤣
jerry seinfeld is a tool
How he switches to the stand up comedy 💀💀
Seinfield is an asshole!
Very smart
This is like the Roast. Except it’s hosted by Zach Galifinakas
Ryan Reynolds. 20 min special. Now!
Signfeild lol
Who is he?
Lol president Hillary Clinton
Internacional star??? In what world
“President Hillary Clinton” lol😂😂😂
She is dumber than a pile of bricks.
Was that really Cardi B or was that just a bit..? I can't tell because I don't know or give a fuck about who Cardi B is.
Jerry didn't like that Larry David jab! so true thi
Omg the beginning killed me when he mentioned the kramer stand up hahaha
I'm surprised he considered appearing in this incredibly dull and low IQ humour.
"Hello.. Jerry"
"Hey Wayne good to see you" 😂😂
Seinfeld was genuinely annoyed in the beginning. He’s nothing if not narcissistic 😂🤣
Who else is watching all the episodes now that the movie is coming out? lol
Damn "what you had in the first hang over"……
This episode ended Zach’s appearance on “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”!
4:50 just priceless
Jerry didn’t have to go that hard on Zack
This interview should be renamed jerry Seinfeld and trash can
I refuse to listen to that skank excuse for a female.
She looks like she has down syndrome.
Que grande Vicentico
Jerry Signfeld?
I guess Jerry was only funny from 1993-1997 according to this show…
What a dick.
Kramer did that great standup bit 😆😆
What's so funny about Galifinakis? Seriously. What? He seems like the fat guy at the party who laughs because he got the last beer out of the keg. Don't know him. Don't care. Not funny. GFY.
Love the way he sidelines the twat
Is there a longer version of this funny interview?
Cardi B got him back for what he did to my girl Ke$ha lol
"What's the J?"
"Jew"
LMFAO!!!!
only two of the 3 people on the show have any talent, you can guess who
Netflix better not ruin this show when they release that move, some times when Movies are made about shows like this they ruin the show so let us hope it will just as awesome as this show.
The 5K thumbs down are because that trash Cardi B was on
"That was the opposite of what happen with Kesha.“ that line sent me 😂😂😂
That Seinfeld stand-up bit lol
HA HA HA HA HA HA
he's so funny and such a genius i think it's almost to much! this awkward style of comedy – it's weird, i realy really LOVE it but then suddenly i'll catch myself cringing.. ..
Next to a true comedy genius Zach really looks dull. The fat wild man has changed
he had jerry seinfeld sit on the milk crate – ''to the right of the fern'' i'm dyingggggggggg
holy shit Seinfeld's a legend
Thank you.
Fuck Kardi-gan Bitch (put the hyphen for ya dumbass)
Jerry Sandusk- Seinfeld
Excuse me but didnt…. Wayne Knight… die….
Larry David should come on this show sometime.😄
The lack of effs given by Zach G is unparalleled
The 2 best comedians in my oppinion
Does Cardi B have special needs? Or some kind of disfigurement? Is she even human?
Zach should get his nose checked out, sounds super nasal in this one
Lmao " counting crows…feet"
4 times Jerry almost lost it and was about to crack
I wonder why they edited this one down? There's a longer version at the end of the Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee episode w/Zach, but it doesn't have the Wayne Knight part.
no my name is wayne knight hahahahahh
Classic 😂😂😂😂😂
Jerry’s willingness to play along makes this…evidence of his comic brilliance and his psychopathy. Success favors the psychopaths! Wait. Sociopaths? Idk. Either way, I am not successful, monetarily, therefore, anyone else’s success must be attributable to mental illness.
the joke is on us.
3:38 I totally forgot Jerry Seinfeld knows how to swear.
Cardi b is special
"I had President Hillary Clinton on last time" well that didnt age well
jesus, cardi is an idiot…
weird..hangover 3 is better than 2 and almost better than the first ;O
Wow. Zach Galifianakis looks like Mark Hamill now adays
Boring.
JERRY SIGN feld 😂😂💀💀
HI Cardi,
Nice to meet you and the horse you rode in on.
Hey it's funny
I'm sorry, but Jerry Seinfeld is the wrong person to corner with sarcasm and snide comments. You are just asking for it. lol. I mean, I get that it is staged, but you would have a better chance at cornering Ben Shapiro with a political debate.