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Joe Biden’s Super Dated “No Malarkey” Slogan | The Daily Show

We talked about Joe Biden and his “No Malarkey” bus tour, which, unless you’re
over the age of 80, is a term
you’ve definitely had to google. For more on this, we turn to our very own
Michael Kosta, everybody, who’s actually in Iowa following
the “No Malarkey” bus tour. Michael,
you’re on the road with the bus. Doesn’t the slogan “no malarkey” make Biden seem a little dated
and out of touch? (transatlantic accent):
Ah! That’s a load of horsefeathers,
Trevor. That slogan is
the cat’s pajamas, see? And anyone who says different
is just screwy in the noodle. Nyah. (laughter) Mi-Michael,
why are you talking like that? Well, I have to, Trevor. Nyah. Everyone… everyone
with the “No Malarkey” bus is required to talk old-timey,
you get me? So either get on the trolley, or big Joe’s gonna take you
out back behind Bell’s soda shop and give you the old
“one, two, buckle my shoe.” (laughter) What does that even mean? (normal voice):
I-I don’t know. Maybe it’s a sex thing? I… Okay, Kosta, but-but why… why is Joe Biden doing this? Old-timey slang isn’t going
to connect with young voters. (transatlantic accent):
Oh, phooey, Trevor. S-Sounds to me like you’re
hopped up on the moon juice, the giggle sauce, Mike’s Hard Lemonade. I don’t… I don’t think
that last one was an old… Anyway, you know what,
forget it. Kosta, okay,
what if Joe’s strategy of old-time real guy
doesn’t work out? Well, what are you, nutty? Hey, these-these Biden guys
ain’t no palookas. If old-timey slang don’t work, they’ll just go
further back in time. (laughter) (English accent):
Forsooth! Mayhaps the language of the bard shall catapult Lord Biden to Columbia’s fair district. Dost thou comprehend the ruse, or doth it not pass through
the dark skin of a Moor? -Um…
-(laughter) I’m sorry, did-did you just say I can’t understand politics
because I’m black? (normal voice):
I… It’s-it’s not me.
It’s my character. Okay, Michael.
Well, my character’s gonna cut your Christmas bonus this year.
That’s what’s gonna happen. (transatlantic accent):
Ah, shucks, boss! All this old talk got my head
a little topsy-turvy. I didn’t mean nothing by it. -I-I… -Know what?
That’s just a bunch of malarkey. Get out of here,
you rapscallion. Michael Kosta, everyone.

100 thoughts on “Joe Biden’s Super Dated “No Malarkey” Slogan | The Daily Show

  1. ouch, lol. thanks a bunch mr noah, making me feel even older than i am, lol. but isn't it refreshing to hear words like malarkey than the barrage of mf and f that trumputin routinely spews? we could have decency again, civil discourse rather than curse-laden rants and hate-filled 'rallies'.

  2. "Malarkey?" "SIR!" "Are you aware that malarkey is slang for bullshit?" "YES SIR!" "Well Private Bullshit your rifle is not cleaned properly, weekend pass revoked!!!!"

  3. Using the term no malarkey and painting it on a bus only shows how outdated out of touch and stubborn Joe is with society…. Bernie sanders 2020

  4. Gee willikers Biden is outdated and out of touch, oh geez his campaign seems full of malarkey.

    Will it seems like Biden is lame and out of touch not cool at all, his campaign is complete nonsense.

    Biden campaign is dank nothing lit about it, what is he even talking ahout.

    Error i don't know generation Z slang at all as i am a clueless generation X who struggling with how silly millennials slang is.

  5. And to think, Trump got himself impeached trying to take Biden down, when all he had to do was wait for Biden to do it himself. Someone get Gramps a rocker and put him out to pasture before he breaks a hip or something.

  6. I read a lot, thus I understood Everything Kosta said, I actually feel comfortable with Shakes. Revolution talk, 20s, 40s, 50's 60s, 70s 80s and 90s

    but I draw the line with Beowulf with lines like

    Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
    þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
    hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
    Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
    monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
    egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
    feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
    weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
    oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
    ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
    gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning.

    and even with tales of Canterbury it is kind of hard even if I might get most of the gist

    A KNYGHT ther was, and that a worthy man,
    That fro the tyme that he first bigan
    45 To riden out, he loved chivalrie,
    Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie.
    Ful worthy was he in his lordes werre,
    And therto hadde he riden, no man ferre,
    As wel in cristendom as in hethenesse,
    50 And evere honoured for his worthynesse.
    At Alisaundre he was, whan it was wonne.
    Ful ofte tyme he hadde the bord bigonne
    Aboven alle nacions in Pruce;
    In Lettow hadde he reysed, and in Ruce,
    55 No Cristen man so ofte of his degree.
    In Gernade at the seege eek hadde he be
    Of Algezir, and riden in Belmarye.

  7. 😂😂😂😂 Michael really used the old slang a ton. He sounded like a New York mobster who really slept under a rock

  8. Trevor I don't understand it you constantly bash Donald Trump for being the worst president you bashed the Republican Party. You bashed 99% of the democratic candidates for president. And now you're bashing Joe Biden. Are you a Democrat or a Republican? And if you're a Democrat shouldn't you just shut the fuk up about all the Democrats. Because we need someone who can beat Donald Trump and Joe Biden has the balls to stand up to him. I get that you are a comedy show and that some of what you say is satire but 99% of it is backbiting. Please don't make me unsubscribe from you I enjoy your program not every show but for the most part I enjoy what you say and you're intelligent about it. but please get off the back of the Democrats you want to be constructive in your criticism that's one thing. but I don't see any humor in you making fun of Joe Biden's age are the word malarkey you might have to look it up because you're not an American but it is an American term and I'm well under 80 years old and know what it means. but honestly I think you're a dick to the Democrats sometimes. and if you're a progressive and a Bernie supporter you should think to yourself for a second how Bernie supporters did more to hurt Hillary Clinton than anyone else. when Bernie did not receive the nomination he asked his supporters to give their support to Miss Clinton and the good majority didn't they voted for someone else. and if you are a Democrat don't you think you should put some support behind the Democratic platform instead of backbiting every single candidate for the nomination ? cuz you really sound like a dick at times

  9. Young people need to vote so we don’t suffer another 4 years of the 1900s Trump wanted to go back to the 50’s where being racist was great and Biden is saying hold my beer how about the 20’s when boomers controlled cool words.

  10. i always suspected biden was to old for the job of potus& after watching this skit i know 4sure hes not getn my vote. we need a fresh young sick of these old timers with demetia..go take a nap!

  11. I swear Biden is just Trump 2.0 – a little more eloquent, a little less unappropriate but under the surface still the same shit again..! xD

  12. americans voted for trump so in my eyes they are these runners need to make simple slogans. make america great again is the best. idiots bought that fast. christianity is killing america. it's the virus that was placed on earth.

  13. “ these Biden guys know what they’re doing if old timey slang don’t work they’ll just go further back in time” lmfao

  14. View a good handful of Edward G Robinson and James Cagney flicks from the 30's and you will see the analogy- modern world being run like prohibition period gangsters, ya get me?!

  15. joe biden not only sniffs kids but admitted he loves them on his lap and let them rub his hairy legs that should be a disqualification

  16. Joe Biden: That Boomer Uncle who you see at reunions and no one gets his jokes. Everyone magically forgets he actually liked segregation or chooses to ignore it because its a family reunion and/or they want to be in the will.

  17. The BS job his son had was pure ''malarkey'' (abuse of power or worse) and we should #getALLmoneyOut from controlling our politics / lives.

    He, Obama, HRC and the DNC all sold out. Adios Joe. Let's not stop with Drumpf and the gang when investigating and prosecuting corruption, let's clean house and history too while getting ALL money out. #TransparencyRules

  18. I'm a foreigner under 30 and I've been somehow comfortably acquainted with the word "malarkey" for quite a while. Come on, it's nothing THAT unusual.

  19. if it's biden or trump… i am so done with this place, it's fallen in to disarray and it's people are idiots, and i refuse to be a part of its demise any longer.

  20. The bus says what it means right behind him.
    Malarkey is a noun, that means insincere or foolish talk.
    It actually means "meaningless talk; nonsense.".
    The Trump Presidency is Malarkey.

  21. Ooo, young ones had to get a dictionary and expand their vocabulary, how horrifically tragic. Such and in-just-ass. Such shenanigans. Such LOL! Such a (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ And thank you Trevor for summarizing the depth, diversity and variety of white cultures as either out of touch or racist.


    Thank you for this informative channel.💯😊❤️💕🇺🇸

  23. He's trying to connect with the old folks, nostalgic of when America was great back then. Maybe the kind of PC version of dog whistle, but that doesn't actually any of the dog-whistle secret content, so when he doesn't deliver on that, they can't really complain.

  24. What is wrong with amurican politics??
    Is everybody senile or with some kind of drain bamage???
    First Trump, then "no malarkey-ish" Biden??

  25. "Malarky. That's slang for bullshit right?" Capt. Sobel from Band of Brothers circa 2001. Between that and Biden use of it as a VP I think a good number of people over 30 knows what it means. Then again after writing this I think it furthers Trevor's point.

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