I think there’s sh*t on that stick right next to your arm. Is that sh*t?
– Yep. How’d that wind up on that stick? Probably a guy like me decided, “I’m gonna sh*t on that stick.” I’ve never actually seen sh*t on a stick before. It’s a common expression, but up ’til now, I thought it was a myth. It also might be something called “black knot”. If we could get Brian to break the branch off and crush it up – And put it in his mouth. Well, no, he just needs to smell it.
– I’ll do it for attention. I had a piece of sh*t in my backyard, so I took a picture of the sh*t and I sent it to Rinella, with my hand next to it for reference. I go, “what kind of sh*t is it?” And he goes, “it’s raccoon or skunk.” He was right. He knew by lookin’ at the sh*t. That’s when you know you’ve been hangin’ out with critters too much. – That’s right.
I should’ve taken a sh*t in my yard, and said, “what kind of animal is that?” He would’ve said “mountain lion.” I would’ve said, “no! no… talking monkey.” You know what’s funny about that? We’re both 46 and I’d be howling. I’d be holding my stomach. I took a sh*t in my backyard. I had to, I couldn’t make it to the toilet.
– Couldn’t make it! I had Korean food!
– But your yard is right next to your house! Couldn’t make it. And I came up to my wife and I said, “in the interest of our marriage, please don’t go in the backyard and look at the sh*t that I took.” And she goes, “you can’t tell me that.” I said, “why?” She goes, “I have to look.” I go, “don’t – for our marriage!” I just hear, “aaaaah!” Screaming. Her father comes running out, thinkin’ somebody had died. She goes, “get away, Dad, get away!” One time –
– Stop it! I took a sh*t out of my car. I had to sh*t so bad that I opened my door, I was in Washington, D.C. on Wisconsin Avenue, and I pulled my pants down and stuck just my ass out, and sh*t. I sh*t a 100 miles an hour. “Ga-da-da-da-dadada,” and a woman walked by with her dog, and I go, “I’m sorry.” And she just turned around and walked the other way. “I’m sorry,” that’s a good thing to say. I have so many sh*t stories.
I laughed my ass off when Bryan raised the binoculars and said: I have some many shit story's.
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These dudes are comprised of 98% liquid legendry
If someone hasn't already said it. "That's some messed up sh*t!"
I'm in class and haven't even watched the video, but I'm laughing just reading the comments
lol isn't that one of the imovie soundtracks
Holy fuck Im in tears lmaooo
Okay Callen you got me howling on this one
This shit gets me everytime i watch this video!
The part that killed me was the tadadadadadada at 2:16 lmaooooo
why didnt i see this before i'm dying
Smokin before hunting… Epic..😂😂
That was some funny shit ! LoL
I watched this whole video while taking a shit and it was the best shit of my life
thats a cool piece of shit but have you tried DMT?
Why are they censoring swear words when all everyone does is read the comments with guaranteed insults?
Camouflage yet they stick out like a rusted nail wtf
This is killing me
animals are like who are those hush wheezing motherfuckers
“Get away dad! Get away!”
I totally understand why would someone wear camo when hunting… I also understand why someone would wear bright orange vest when hunting. But I dont understand why someone would wear them both at the same time.
Just started watching MeatEater last week and I am hooked! I can't believe it's past 3am here in CT and am still up watching.
The funniest thing is that they are wearing bright florescent orange on top of camouflage
im sorry
McCallen reall be like "This one time, I took I was in low orbit and couldn't make it to the toilet back at the shuttle"
This is like 2 kids having a sleepover trying to be quiet so the parents don't hear them
Is there a longer edit?
I have so many shit stories.
lol funny as fuck… but man, no way were they successful in hunting.. no animals are going to approach two guys suppressing "hehehehehehehehehe's" constantly lmfao…..
Man I'm out of breath I laughed so hard! Love these guys!
I feel like they are high as fuck while fiming this? Or am I just high as fuck? xD
Funny shiiiiiiit,…. 😂😂😂
so do they want to be seen or not?
1:36
Been a while since I was moved to tears from laughter and I don't even know how I got to this video lol
I fall asleep to this asmr every night
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i'm not a hunter so i don't know shit about the subject, but what's the point of wearing all that camo if your just gonna wear a bright ass beanie and vest?
Cried with fucking laughter thank you! 😂
This is exactly how me and my cousin act while hunting haha, it's probably why we never get to see any deer when we're hunting together lol.
"Mountain lion…No, talking monkey" 😂
And thats whats hunting is all about, the stories between gunshots
Joe “is that shit on a stick?” Rogan
Was anybody else quietly laughing with them?😂
alrite I jus started busting out in the woods when he said I took a shitt goin down the road
Even the deer were laughing. Callen is such a clown.
Not a single animal was harmed in the making of this video.
Oh Joe is 50 that's why he is not funny he was never funny and never will be.. I didn't think he was 50 that is sad..
Joe Rogan is not funny 😐
The way these two make me laugh is therapeutic. When I need a pick me up I always come back to watch this video and it does the trick every single time.
This is hilarious, should have been called "Bryan Callen/I have many Sh*t Stories"
Wtf my dad just fell over and had to call 911 cuz I thought he was hurt… couldn't talk and was doing something wierd so im figuring hey fkn heart attack or siezure…finally catches his breath and shows me this. Ambulance/firetruck pulls up outside and I have to explain and since I can't explain it without dying we got 2 paramedics and 4 firemen all fucking rolling watching this.
Amazing. When he starts telling the story about shitting in his car in D.C. that poor camera man cant hold still. Lmao.
This might be the first time I've got Bryan Callen…
I had a really long and bad day at work but I watch this video forgot about everything you guys had me laughing so hard I was crying thanks man
What a hoot…
Poop stories are the best
Wearing camouflage with a bright orange jacket over the top…makes sense
"I have so much shit stories "
o god that was funny …..
Toe looks hilarious
"I'll do it for attention." Is such a good line. XD
It’s a requirement to wear what’s called “blaze orange” during gun season wherever you hunt. That’s why they’re decked out in it. It’s a safety thing, makes you stand out against natural colors, and deer can’t recognize that color orange so it doesn’t matter
Imagine getting shot by these clowns 😂
I am stoned that shit had me crying 😂😂😂
I have watched this video for years. It never fails to make me smile. Everything about it is perfection.
Only a real Sportsman knows shitting in the woods
i thought the thumbnail was a deepfake
what's the point in wearing camo if you're going to put on a bright orange jacket.
Why would you censor shit.
How this came up on YouTube's recommendation 5 years later I'll never know. But thank you! This made me hurt from laughing so hard.
Whispers* "Jamie pull that up"
I shit all over someone's front bushes once cos I couldn't hold it in 😂
I could never go hunting with these guys cause I was laughing way too loud.
Great extras
Please share more even if it’s shit story’s
I’m crying and laughing still
Joe " is that shit" Rogan
I don’t Think i ever laughed this much at someone explaining there shitting stories, the whispering definitely made it heaps funnier
Guys being guys…. and yall say we are the same as woman and gays, fuck that
Bless the Algorithm
Little Joey Bogan looks like a mini hot dog they wrapped up in camouflage.
Joe "I should have taken a shit in my back yard" Rogan
Who else laughed the whole time?
Lmao when the guide wheezes "stop it"
closest thing we'll ever get to joe rogan asmr
Is this ASMR?
This was funny,joe should do these walks/hiking/outdoors skits
This is the only time Bryan has made me laugh by himself
I’m taking a shit while watching and I can’t stop laughing
"Well, shit on a stick!"
Who knew whispering could do so much for comedy 😂
Sad part of this story is him n his wife are now separated
I'm reewatching this hahahahaha
Fucking GOLD
Who gave that libtard a gun!!
And this is why Bryan and his wife got divorced. Sad.
Damn who would’ve known this guy has soo many shit stories
Bryan is full of SHIT lol but it's still funny
Hahahha this story is so fucking good.
COME ON OVERRE AND SHOOT THE SHIT, LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK
“I’m sorry”
I died XD