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Joel Kim Booster Stand-Up


>>OH MY GOD! I SHOULD HAVE PEEED FIRST, I’M
SO EXCITED. MI SO EXCITED, MOSTLY TO GET TO
PERFORM HERE IN L.A., MY HOME. I LOVE THIS CITY. IT’S SO EXCITING. MY ONE BEEF WITH L.A. IS THAT IT
IS A DRIVING CITY AND WHEN I MOVED HERE I HAD TO START
DRIVING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. AND BOY, AM I BAD AT IT. IF IS ROUGHER, AN WHEN ARE YOU A
BAD DRIVER WITH THIS FACIAL, IT’S A REAL NIGHTMARE, LET ME
TELL YOU T IS NO FUN. I FEEL LIKE HAVE I SEEN EVERY
VERSION OF COURSE, FACE, IN L.A. AND I WOULD DON’T APPRECIATE
THAT FACE. I DON’T APPRECIATE THAT FACE ONE
BIT, EVERY TIME I SEE IT I JUST WANT TO ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW,
EXCUSE ME, SIR, NO, NO, NO I’M NOT A BAD DRIVER BECAUSE I’M
ASIAN, I’M A BAD DRIVER BECAUSE I DON’T WEAR MY GLASSES AND A
TEXT, OKAY T SAY PERSONAL CHOICE, OKAY, I DON’T WANT TO BE
GOOD AT THIS, I WILL DIE IN MY NISSAN SENT RA. DRIVING IS SO HARD THERE ARE SO
MANY PLACES YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK. AND I CAN’T BE BOTHERED. I’VE JUST GOT COOLER STUFF GOING
ON UP HERE, YOU KNOW, I WON’T. I LOVE L.A. MENT THE PEOPLE HERE ARE WILD
THOUGH. YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT A LOT OF
THIRNGS THAT I DON’T CARE ABOUT. RECENTLY I GOT IN TROUBLE IN MY
OWN HOME FOR TRYING TO KILL A SPIDER. MY FRIEND WAS LIKE NO, JOEL, IF
YOU SPARE THE CREATURE, IT WILL KILL THE OTHER BUGS IN YOUR
APARTMENT AND I WAS LIKE WELL THAT SEEMS WORSE, I DON’T WANT
TO WORK FROM WITHIN THE BUG COMMUNITY TO GET RID OF THE
BUGS, YOU KNOW T IS SO NEV AR WHY WHY– NEFARIOUS, WHAT AM I,
A MEMBER OF THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION, IT’S TERRIBLE,
OKAY. I’M SO GLAD SOME OF YOU
UNDERSTOOD THAT JOKE BECAUSE I DIDN’T. I AM VERY STUPID, YOU SEE, BUT I
OWN IT IT I FIND A LOT OF PEOPLE THESE DAYS DON’T OWN THEIR
STUPIDITY. LIKE I’M CONSTANTLY HAVING TO
END CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FRIENDS BY BEING LIKE OH, I’M
SORRY, I DON’T THINK EITHER OF US READ ENOUGH BOOKS TO BE
TALKING ABOUT THIS. WHY ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT THE
ESTATE TAX, YOU’RE A DOG WALKER AND I’M A MUSICAL THEATER MAJOR. (APPLAUSE)
YOU KNOW? IT’S TOUGH, I WAS RAISED IN A
VERY STUPID COMMUNITY SO I DON’T REALLY LIKE TO GO HOME VERY
OFTEN ANY MORE. THE ONLY REASON I DO GO HOME IS
BECAUSE MY OLDER SISTER STILL LIVE THERE AND SHE STARTED
HAVING BABIES AND I LOVE BEING AN UNCLE AND I LEV SPENDING TIME
WITH THEM AND SOAKING UP ALL THE INSTAGRAM ENGAGEMENT THAT I CAN
WHILE THEY’RE YOUNG. I ALSO THINK IT ST REALLY
IMPORTANT TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT
KIDS ARE IN THE CARDS FOR ME PERSONALLY. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I THINK IT
IS SO GREAT THERE ARE SO MANY GAY DADS IN THE COUNTRY. GIVE IT UP FOR GAY DADS. BUT I ALSO THINK IT’S WRONG. I DO. AND THAT WAS A TRAP, AND YOU
FELL FOR IT. SO HERE’S THE THING. I BELIEVE THAT GAY MEN WE WERE
PUT HERE AS POPULATION CONTROL 678 AND I THINK EVERY TIME GOD
ABOVE SEES TWO GORGEOUS MEN RAISING A CHILD SHE IS LIKE NO,
NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD THE
ASSIGNMENT IT MUST BE FRUSTRATING FOR HIM BECAUSE
WE’RE SO MUCH BETTER AT IT, YOU KNOW, JUST PUT YOURSELF IN HIS
SHOES FOR A SECOND. YOU HAVE THIS NATIONAL PARK AND ST OVERRUN WITH DEER SO YOU
RELEASE WOLVES INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO GET RID OF SOME
OF THE DEER AND THEN THE WOLVES START RAISING HIGH FUNCTIONING
DEER, OH MY GOD, THAT NAMED THAT DEER ATIKUS AND OPENED UP A
MONTESSORI SCHOOL TRK IS OUT OF CONTROL. I CLEARLY, I DON’T ACTUALLY
BLOAF, THAT I’M JOKING, ALTHOUGH MY DAD DID HAVE TWO SONS AND
THEY BOTH TURNED OUT GAY AND I DON’T THINK THERE IS A CLEARER
SIDE FROM GOD THAT HE IS DONE WITH THIS BLOOD LINE, YOU KNOW. HAD ENOUGH BOOSTERS FOR ONE
GENERATION, THANK YOU. THE REAL REASON I THINK I WON’T
BE HAVING KIDS ANY TIME SOON IS THAT I AM VERY, VERY SINGLE,
STOP FREAKING OUT, IT’S ALL RIGHT THOUGH. I’M OUT THERE, I’M ON ALL THE
APPS IN L.A RIGHT NOW MY PARM IS JUST A
REVOLVING DOOR OF STRANGERS AND THAT’S FINE FOR ME. SOME OF MY FRIEND RAISE LITTLE
CONCERNED, JOEL, YOU DON’T KNOW THESE PEOPLE AREN’T YOU WORRIED
THAT ONE OF THEM COULD MURDER YOU. I WAS LIKE YEAH, THAT SAY
PRETTY BIG DRAW, BECAUSE MY THING IS IF I HAD BEEN MURDERED
I WAS STILL PICKED. AND THAT ULTIMATELY IS THE POINT
OF DATING. EITHER WAY I GET TO STOP, YOU
KNOW, WHAT A RELIEF. I RECENTLY WENT ON A PRETTY
PROMISING FIRST DATE THOUGH, HE TOOK ME TO A MEXICAN RESTAURANT
HERE IN L.A. THAT HAD SOMETHING I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE T
HAD TABLE SIDE GUACAMOLE AND FOR THOSE THAT DON’T POA KNOW WHAT
TA THAT IT IS, IT IS A LITTLE CART WHERE THEY MAKE THE
GUACAMOLE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU. AND I DON’T GET IT I DON’T
UNDERSTAND WHERE WE ARE PULLING BACK THE CURTAIN ON GUACAMOLE,
IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. LIKE WHY HERE, WHY NOW THERE IS
NO THEATER TO GUACAMOLE, IT IS NOT AN INTERESTING
PROSECT– PROCESS. I’M SITTING THERE ACROSS FROM MY
DADE TRYING TO WALK HIM THROUGH MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT MEANWHILE
DANIELLE CAN’T GET THE PIT OUT OF THE AVO. TAND IS JUST LIKE, THERE IS NO
MYSTERY THERE, EITHER, DANIELLE. WE ALL KNOW HOW GUACAMOLE IS
MADE. OF ALL THE THINGS TO BRING BACK
OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND REVEAL TO US BEFORE OUR EYES WHY THE
GUACAMOLE. HERE SAN IDEA, DANIELLE, BRING
OUT THE LAVA CAKE AND SHOW ME HOW YOU GET THE LAVA IN THERE. SOLVE A REAL MYSTERY! SO LONG STORY SHORT, I DID NOT
GET A SECOND DATE. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO FANTASTIC. I’M JOEL KIM BOOSTER, HAVE A
GREAT TIGHT.

100 thoughts on “Joel Kim Booster Stand-Up

  1. As a Danielle who makes guacamole often I feel *personally* attacked

    I just canโ€™t get the fucking put ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘

  2. Hey guys! I used to work at a chain restaurant that rhymes with 'Willies' and has a pepper in the sign and I can tell you the lava cake comes in to us frozen and we microwaved that stuff and threw a bid scoop of ice cream on top and called it good.

  3. Kid: mom, how is guacamole made?
    Mom: well when mommy avocado and daddy avocado loves each other very much….

  4. Why are we talkin* about the estate tax? Youโ€™re a dog water and Iโ€™m a musical theatre major๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญwhat a fuckin mood on the musical theatre major

  5. If you wanna know how to make lava cake, you freeze ganache and put it in the batter so when it cooks the center is molten. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. Joel is the absolute best at transitions. Totally flawless. I could barely even tell when he was moving into a new joke.

  7. Ive never heard anything about owning your stupid but I started doing that about 3 years ago. I don't know division and I forget everything, I also know close to jack shit about things like sports and politics, I'm a slow learner, not very book smart, and sort of dyslexic, amongst other things and I am not afraid to admit any of this to anyone. Also, this comedian is funny ๐Ÿค—

  8. Oh no no no no no you have missed the assignment honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  9. I came over here after reading this comedian was "slamming" Dave Chapelle for his latest Netflix comedy special mostly expecting this comedian would suck. I thought I followed comedy but had never heard of Booster. Turns out I was happily proven wrong. This guy is funny.

  10. Not funny, more irritating and boring than funny. Made it to 3:24 but couldn't take anymore as my eyes kept closing and my mind kept repeating 'nap' 'nap' 'nap'.

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