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Josh Brolin Reads Trump Tweets As Thanos


NOW THEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST
THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THAT TRAILER? HOW TO DEFINE GOOD ACTING IS
ACTING WHILE YOU’RE EATING. BECAUSE IF YOU NOTICE, IN THE
LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAW, I’M EATING THE WHOLE TIME. SO, LIKE, WE COULD HAVE AN
INTERVIEW WITH WE’RE JUST GOING, “SO, JOSH, TELL ME HOW THINGS
ARE GOING.” AND I GO, “IT’S GOING REALLY
GOOD.” THAT’S GREAT ACTING.>>Stephen: COULD WE GET THIS
GUY SOME FOOD, PLEASE, HUMMUS AND CHIPS.>>BRING SOME FOOD IN.>>Stephen: YEAH, I’M GOG TEST
YOUR ACTING CHOPS IN JUST A MINUTE.>>THANKS.>>Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU– YOU– WE HAD A GOOD TIME.>>WE HAD A VERY GOOD TIME.>>Stephen: IT WAS ONE OF THE
WILDER INTERVIEWS I’VE EVER DONE.>>SERIOUSLY? THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE? I FIND YOU A DANGEROUS HUMAN
BEING.>>Stephen: I’M A DANGEROUS
HUMAN BEING?>>A DANGEROUS COMEDIAN, WHICH I
ENJOY THOROUGHLY. I’M NOT SURE IF YOU EVEN HAVE
YOUR PANTS ON RIGHT NOW.>>Stephen: WHAT?>>NOTHING.>>Stephen: I THINK WE GOT
YOUR SHIRT OFF LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. AND YOU WEREN’T AS BUFF AS YOU
ARE RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON. WHAT!>>I DIDN’T DO THAT LAST TIME. SEE EVERY TIME —
>>Stephen: DOWCH DO YOU WANT SO CHEST HAIR?>>GO FOR IT.>>Stephen: OH, YEAH, OH,
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.>>ANY FOOD?>>Stephen: FOOD’S COMING.>>WHERE’S THE FOOD? HERE, BRING THE FOOD OUT. BRING THE FOOD OUT.>>Stephen: WELL, LISTEN–
BRING IT OUT HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>LET’S DO A SCENE TOGETHER.>>Stephen: PRESSLES!>>GU. GUFIRST.>>Stephen: OKAY.>>READY? NOW JUST START THE SCENE. DO ANY SCENE.>>Stephen: ANY SCENE? ( LAUGHTER )
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.>>YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS ME,
AND I’M NOT FREDO. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT WAS PRETTY– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: AND– AND SCENE. THAT’S IMPROV 101, MY FRIEND.>>I GOTTA TELL YOU, I SAW HOW
NERVOUS YOU GOT– I SAW HOW NERVOUS YOU GOT WHEN I SAID, “DO
A SCENE,” NOT THAT IT’S ME BUT ACTING IN GENERAL. BUT YOU KILLED IT, MAN, YOU
KILLED IT. ( APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.>>Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME WATER?>>NO, I’M OKAY. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.>>IT’S LIKE I’M IN A DESERT
RIGHT NOW, DUDE.>>Stephen: SURE. WELL, PEOPLE ARE CALLING THIS
“THE SUMMER OF BROALEN.” YOU HAVE “THE DEADPOOL.” YOU’RE CABLE IN “DEADPOOL.” YOU’RE THANOS– IS THAT OKAY? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? THAT’S NOT WATER.>>I GOT IT.>>Stephen: AND NOW YOU GOT
“SICARIO,” YOU GOT “SICARIO” HERE.>>I’M LUCKY.>>Stephen: YOU ARE CLEARLY–
CLEARLY DRIVEN, DEDICATED ACTOR. AND YOU’RE A DRIVEN DEDICATED
LIFTER. I SAW HOW JACKED YOU GOT TO PLAY
CABLE.>>I DID. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE? I WAS FAT.>>Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT.>>IT’S NOT A DEROGATORY WORD.>>Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT.>>I WAS.>>Stephen: IT WAS JUST A LOT
OF BROLIN TO LOVE.>WE ARMED
WRESTLE BACK THEN.>>WE DID.>>Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO DO
IT AGAIN?>>YES. ( APPLAUSE )
SO I WAS– I WAS 240 THEN.>>Stephen: 240 EXPWROO I’M
200 NOW. SO TOGETHER WE’RE, LIKE, A
BRUTAL 310.>>Stephen: READY? OKAY, GRAB THIS RIGHT HERE. ON THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.>>I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS
LAST TIME, MY HIMSELF LOOKED THAT BIG. BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. SERIOUSLY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE. LOOK ME IN THE PUPIL. IT’S A PSYCHOLOGICAL ELEMENT. ( LAUGHTER )
DON’T LAUGH. READY? READY? WHAT WAS THAT?>>Stephen: I’M GETTING MY
ELBOW. I HAVE TO FREE UP THE ARM, BABY. I HAVE TO FREE UP–
>>DID YOU THIS LAST TIME. IT’S A FULL DISTRACTION
TECHNIQUE. AND I’M NOT BUYING IT PAL. HERE WE GO. GO. HOLY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOD! OH NO! OH NO!>>Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN!>>I JUST– I LITERALLY– MY
LABRIUM WENT LIKE THAT. HOW ARE YOU.>>Stephen: ARE A GOOD ACTOR.>>HOW OLD ARE YOU?>>Stephen: I’M 54 YEARS OLD.>>REALLY? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 50.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY YOU
BEAT ME. THE ELBOW IS THE FIRST THING
THAT GOES IN THE MID-50s. THEY SAID I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO
COMB MY HAIR AGAIN. THAT’S A TRIUMPH THAT I COULD
ARM WRESTLE YOU AT ALL.>>CAN I TELL YOU THE HONEST
TRUTH.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>MY ARM ACTUALLY HURTS RIGHT
NOW.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>I’M NOT KIDDING.>>Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU
THE HONEST TRUTH? I WASN’T TRYING. YOU’RE THE GUEST! CBS SAYS I HAVE TO LET YOU WIN. ( APPLAUSE )
>>WHEN I LEAVE, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH YOUR SHAME.>>Stephen: I– I– I CAME
WITH MY SHAME. THAT’S WHAT I BRING TO THIS
INDUSTRY– SHAME.>>AREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?>>Stephen: OH, WE CAN, WE
CAN. WE’RE NOT BROADCAST ANYTHING OF
THIS. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. LET ME ASK, BEFORE WE GET TO THE
MOVIE “SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO,” INCREDIBLE MOVIE.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: FIRST MOVIE, SO
MANY QUESTIONS THAT WEREN’T ANSWERED ABOUT SICARIO, WHAT
DOES IT MEAN? WHICH CHARACTER IS SICARIO?>>YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE
DENSE BUT– ( LAUGHTER )
SICARIO MEANS HIT MAN AND BENICIO WAS THE SICARIO. IT’S NOT A TOUGH WORD WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT. PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE
WORD. KIND OF LIKE “NO COUNTRY FOR OLD
MEN.” KIND OF LIKE, PEOPLE SAID,
“YOU’RE SO GREAT ABOUT OLD COUNTRY MEN.” AND NOW SAY THEY YOU WERE GREAT
IN “SCARIO.” I’M LIKE IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT
THAT, THAT’S FINE. AS LONG AS YOU PAY THE TICKET
PRICE. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH, SO, EXWAIRKS UNANSWERED– LET ME INTERVIEW YOU. UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT
SICARIO– I ALMOST (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU –>>THE WORD I’VE NEVER USED, THE
“F” WORLD.>>Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR YOUTH AND YOUR RUGGEDNESS. I UNDERSTAND YOU GREW UP ON A
RANCH WITH ANIMALS ON IT.>>I DID.>>Stephen: DID YOU HELP
BIRTH– DID YOU HELP BIRTH MOUNTAIN LIONS?>>YES, SIR.>>Stephen: YES YAND HOW AND
IS THAT LEGAL?>>MY MOTHER RAN A WILDLIFE WAY
STATION, SHE TOOK WILD ANIMALS — ANIMALS THAT HAD BEEN
ILLEGALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE WILD, SHE WOULD NURSE THEM BACK TO
HEALTH OR FIND A ZOO. WE HAD MOUNTAIN LIONS, WE HAD
CHIMPANZEES, WE HAD LIONS –>>Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU HELPED TO BIRTH THESE MOUNTAIN LIONS?>>SEVEN, EIGHT.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE
RUGGED. THIS GUY, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. OKAY, SEE THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. THANOS. OKAY. I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT. LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE– LAST
TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID, “YOU USED TO KNOW HIM.”>>I DID. I KNEW HIM A LITTLE BIT. I USED TO, LIKE, TAKE PRIDE IN
IT BUT –>>Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF
FALLING OUT. PEOPLE HAVE COLPAIRED THANOS TO
TRUMP IN SOME WAYS. DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU SEE THAT AT ALL?>>NOT THE CHIN REALLY– OR
MAYBE THE CHIN BECAUSE IT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE A (BLEEP) SACK.>>Stephen: LITTLE BIT, LITTLE
BIT. CBS– CBS MIGHT WANT TO BLUR
THAT IN BROADCAST TONIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
ANY OTHER WAYS. HE’S A LEADER, STRONG WILLED.>>HE IS STRONG WILLED, BUT IF
YOU LOOK AT IT– THAT WAS WHAT WAS FUN ABOUT THE MOVIE. PEOPLE SAW THE MOVIE AND FELT
SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS HIM– NOT EVEN SYMPATHETIC BUT THEY HAD A
MULTITUDE OF REACTIONS TO HIM, NOT EVEN HE’S THE WORST GUY IN
THE UNIVERSE. BUT HIS INTENTION, IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, HIS INTENTION WAS THERE’S AN OVER-ABUNDANCE OF
POPULATION AND THERE’S LIMITED RESOURCES SO WHAT HE’S DOING IS
ACTUALLY RIGHT, RIGHT.>>Stephen: HE COULD ALSO USE
THE GLOVE TO DOUBLE THE RESOURCES.>>HE COULD, BUT HE DIDN’T THINK
OF THAT AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE —
>>Stephen: HE RUSHED TO MURDERING HALF OF —
>>BECAUSE HE’S TOO CALLOUS. THE MANIFESTATION IS CALLOUS.>>Stephen: I SEE.>>IF YOU LOOK AT TRUMP, I THINK
THAT, YES, THERE ARE BORDER PROBLEMS AND EVERY BORDER HAS
PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE COMING OVER, OVERPOPULATION AND LIMITED
RESOURCES AND ALL THAT. BUT HOW IT’S MANIFESTED,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BRING CHILDREN INTO IT, IS EXTREMELY
CALLOUS.>>Stephen: THERE IT IS. ( APPLAUSE )
I’LL BUY THAT. CAN YOU– THE VOICE– LET ME ASK
THE VOICE OF THANOS. OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF THAT IS
C.G.I. NO, IT’S NOT.>>Stephen: YOU’RE JACKED,
YOU’RE JACKED, BUT YOU’RE NOT THANOS JACKED.>>YES, I AM.>>Stephen: NO, YOU’RE NOT.>>YES, I AM.>>Stephen: BECAUSE IF I
LASTED THAT LONG AGAINST THANOS, THEN I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA.>>I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU.>>Stephen: CAN YOU DO THE
VOICE? OR IS THE VOICE– IS THE VOICE
AFFECTED?>>YEAH, I CAN DO– IT’S ME,
DUDE. IT’S NOT ALL C.G.I. I DID THE JOB. I GOT PAID FOR IT. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WOULD YOU BE
WILLING TO READ SOME OF TRUMP’S TWEETS AS THANOS?>>TRUMP’S TWEETS? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.>>ONE, TWO, THREE. YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT. LOOK, NOW IT’S LIKE GRAMPA
THANOS. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: OKAY, NOW–
>>IT WOULD SEEM– NO.>>Stephen: AND NOW THANOS,
THE MAD TIGHTEN WILL READ DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS.>>IT WOULD SEEM VERY HARD TO
OBSTRUCT JUSTICE FOR A CRIME THAT NEVER HAPPENED. WHICH HUNT.>>Stephen: I’LL BUY IT, I’LL
BUY IT. ( APPLAUSE ).>>THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES ON MY FIRST TRY, I THINK THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS NOT SMART,
BUT GENIUS. ( LAUGHTER )
AND A VERY STABLE GENIUS AT THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THAT’S VERY
THANOS. AND, OF COURSE, LET’S– LET’S
BRING IT HOME.>>MAGA. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: “SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO” IS IN THEATERS JUNE 29. THE MAN IS JOSH BROLIN,
EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUTH
NEGGA.

100 thoughts on “Josh Brolin Reads Trump Tweets As Thanos

  1. 10:26 There is a voice changer ad and they copied the voice from Josh Brolin.

    Don’t believe the ads. They are lying to you so you can download their app.

  2. i just found out that RDJ is older than Thanos( Josh Borlin) how is this even possible RDJ looks so much younger

  3. Does anyone else on snapchat see those voice app ads? I saw one with the Thanos voice changer. A girl recorded her saying, “President of the United States on my first try.” And then she played it in Thanos voice and guess what, it sounded just like Thanos! But I knew it was fake. So i came to this interview thinking of where the comment may have been said by Josh Brolin and wha la! Here it is! 10:26. Talk about false advertising!

  4. 9:52 the tweets actually start. I also realize that''s why I clicked the video, damn Stephen is a great interviewer!

  5. What a nice person. A great actor too. He looks so serious and mean. And then he gives that genuine, beautiful, heart warming smile.

  6. The voice of Thanos in Spanish sounds like Brolin on steroids, they should invite him to read Trump's tweets hahaha

  7. what a dumb ass show full of Hollywood propaganda and unfunny dialogue. Colbert is the classic effeminate metrosexual. He manages to have less than zero appeal and charisma. tna
    tna
     Entire show is a hate room out of Orwell's '1984" trying to cast spells on Trump.

  8. so please tell me how immigration policy was manifested under your leader barry Obama? He was the first to build 'cages' and separate the children of illegal immigrants from their parents. The diff. is that Barry fooled you with his smile, his media coverage and his slick talk. You were made a fool. Unless of course a man can do something that you find reprehensible and its alright as long as his manner is warm and friendly? People in Hollywood don't get it. Its all surface to them. There is no depth and no analysis.

  9. You can tell they used a voice enhancer, cos his voice dosent really sound much like thanos in the film

  10. It’s just incredible how Josh Brolin takes over this interview. Josh doesn’t want Stephen to play games with him, he even mentioned that Steve is a dangerous comedian. That’s why he asks him these questions like at 4:32 and he does a dang good job at it

  11. Thanos did not double the resources because the people in power would take all the resources… so removing half of the living things was a better option

  12. Great character-based explanation from Josh Brolin, but it's a stupid question, to begin with. You learn in grade school ecology that introducing a sudden amount of extra resource to any ecosystem causes a rapid rise in population as it consumes the resource but after that, mass starvation. Studies have shown that cutting the population instead semi-permanently lowers the asymptote for the population growth. As Thanos put it, "It's a simple calculus."

  13. Swear to God I thought Thanos was played by Ron Perlman (Hellboy, SOA). Cable, Thanos, who you wanna play now Josh.. Super Mario?

    Edit: Hell, he'd probably do that good too.

  14. Thank God for the fast forward button, because my word did I have to skim for the part I was here for, AT THE VERY END OF THE VIDEO

  15. if its really thanos playing the role of josh brolin can we just appreciate the make up he used to cover up all that purple skin

  16. Stephen Colbert and Josh Brolin: "Hey you know what? Bring some food out here."

    Assistants: "They're just joking. They dont need food rn."

    Josh n Stephen: "Ay let's bring the food out."

    Assistants: "Wait they're fuckin serious???"

  17. Why does Stephen always talk down to people.. It's not bothering any body.. How did this guy even made it in interviewing people..

  18. You guys are so full of yourselves. I wouldn't give 2 bits to watch anything you "act" in. What a bunch of leftist panty wastes.

  19. If 12 MILLION viewers actually watch the full video, the non-secular right wing should commit suicide in a couple of months.

  20. These two really need a talk show together or to do a movie together. They are hilarious, really chill. As if the cameras aren't even rolling. Idk they play off each other well and Josh Brolin is funny af lol

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