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Laughter is the Best Medicine

Karencitta | Karedad 2017 30 minutes of laughter (funny video compilations) [English Subtitle]


Inday, can you get me softdrinks Coke or Pepsi?
Coke please Bottle or can? Bottle Inday, bottle ???????? 8 ounce or Liter?
Just Water Cold or room temperature? You animal!! (bisayan expression) What animal? Goat or Pig? Hey Karedad, Study Hard! You have to pass it all (subjects). You have to graduate!; ….. Me and your father will not be always there for you! So get serious! Dont be a Fool!! You want to become an ENTERTAINER?! (GRO) sus…. asa (a cebuano expression ) I wont be studying anymore… becz… Whats the point of studying if forever (lasting relationship) does not exist. We wont even last that long (pessimistic).so whats the use???? (Mom’s Angry expression) (Angry face) What did you say? can you repeat it? (Angry Expression) Inday?! Have you become mute? try repeating it??!! (while pinching)
(Ouch…..) You pinched too hard, I’ll eventually graduate; I will pass it all Puhon (bisaya expression of future) In good health Hey hey hey! wake up already!! Karedad
You’r too lax and carefree When I come back!!, your room must be clean!! Mom, constantly ordering (I cant any perfect word for sugo) You are always sleeping…. you’ll end up getting your nose bigger Mom, you are too tiring!!! You’re tired? yet you don’t have any work, you don’t study and neither have a love life What the point of Cleaning when it would eventually get messy? Its like loving sincerely and getting hurt’d instead…. Mom, It hurt’s so much here (heart) I can’t clean my room now….. Okay! Okay! You also don’t have to eat breakfast okay? because you’ll end up shitting it!…. Lesson Learned:
Don’t Sleep in the Classroom!! Inday, where should i turn? right or left? I don’t have the Right to get jealous because we are no longer together But I have the right to feel the pain Because I loved Him sincerely ♩ ♪ “Charing, I was fooled by a fool” ♫ ♬ What??… Someone left (broke up with) you again? Mom: You don’t do that to me; You want me to send you to africa??
karencitta: bcoz you are so annoying I always kept reminding you to find a white guy for you to migrate, but you don’t listen! That what you get from your stubbornness! That’s why you are in deep pain now! You were only used and then left behind
Pinasukan ka lang at Di pinakasalan (tagalog) am I right? or am I not wrong? You dont feel the pain anymore, when you get used to it
Hindi na masakit masaktan kung nasanay ka na. I don’t know you karedad
Ewan ko sayo Karedad Its so obvious that you haven’t moved on yet Ma, please don’t, I don’t want any of it anymore;
Ma, Tama na, Ayo ko na I won’t push myself to someone who does’t want me
Ayo kong ipilit ang sarili ko sa taong ayaw sa akin trying to push yourself to someone is like picking up tiny broken piece of glasses; Its too painful. Where’s the guitar shop?…. You were Interested in guitars? Do U know how to play? In the past, But now I want us to be toGUITAR You should know that
I’m very serious about you ehemm.. Here he goes again Seriously!, I even caught a really big fish You din’t wait for my Line (role script) Ahh… What was your line again? Ahh, you were suppose to say [how big it is] Right? Karencitta: Yes His the one at fault
Karencitta: Laughs I even caught a really big fish Nahh!!! I Made a mistake again
Karencitta: Hey….. Let get serious…. Hey… Nah!! How big? Bigger than my BALLS Hey Kar!! OM! It’s Dodong!, Isn’t He Handsome? Yes, but inSensitive He is not insensitive; He just don’t like you You seriously have feeling for DODONG, Isn’t it the case? Yes That’s the case, So Don’t Ever Steal Him!! Titled lots can even be disputed, How much more, when Feelings for him is all you have! Even grasses with deep roots can easily be uprooted,
How much more is your hair! Karedad; If I ever fall for you, I wanted to wear a Parchute Why so?? (Flirty) Para-SHOOT directly at your Heart Karedad! What ever falls, breaks! If you ever FALL with my DODONG, That face of yours will be broken! Alot of people say, “Share yor blessings”,
But your the only Blessing; I would not want to share. Tag someone; OPPS… Tag your self INSTEAD, because you don’t have someone….. Mom!!…. What’s in for breakfast? Karedad, You always wake up late!
all you do is chill like youre from a rich family Mom’s so tiring There’s still leftover fruit salad at the Ref, Finish it; would be spoiled tomorrow Always fruitsalad!
Mom, Fruitsalad Again?.? Why? Is there a problem with it? We always had fruidsalad every day mom, We even beat Snow White in that matter! When Snow White ate an apple, Her love life came to be. WOOOW… Me on the otherhand, despite the all the fruitsalad’s; Still has no Love life You go Buy at the market for groceries.
Always rolling on your bed, doing nothing. Doing groceries are too tiring… We always do groceries,
It’s the same over and over again It’s like my feelings towards my Crush!
It’s like water! Even without eating food, to the point of Colic
I would still survive with just water Don’t ever call for something to eat These feelings of love would only lead to life in bad fortune Specially my crush! Who never noticed me; Too full of Himself His not even that handsome, and doesn’t even have a car I was suppose to wax my underarm today Usually, I always put my wax at the microwave for 2-3 minutes straight then i would stir it until its ready; if not i would put it on microwave again I putted it on for 3 minutes straight, PAK! When I opened the microwave, the wax container starts to melt ♪♫♬. . . .
If this goes on; the house will burn Lesson learned; It’s not yet my time for love Because, you will be distracted by the things you are doing in life You know why?, while my wax is in the microwave I was always busy thinking about my crush Was always thinking why didn’t he replied my texts
thinking what would I have done wrong I completely forgot the microwave thing;
which made my wax container melt All this romantic feelings towards a person It would only bring life bad fortune Specially my crush, who doesn’t notice me
His not even that handsome! Don’t even have a car Time will come, Karedad will eventually have a love life (Then when it happens); The end is near! πŸ˜€ It’s not easy to harbor feelings of love, because you will be distracted with your life. We only have one life So you have to start it a BANG and finish it with a BANG Another laundry work!! Why do we girls have that (Feelings) Why do we become fools (dumb) when it comes to love and When it comes to other things, we are so good, That what you call SICK LOVE!
because it would make you SICK Hi Karen, Your so Beautiful (heart, heart, heart) OM! She replied… Where does this girl come from? we cant understand her words The next day Hey BABING, Lets Broke up Already!
Babing: Leeeeets broke up already We should break up, for me to find a better man
babing: Find another one for me

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  2. Viner diay nis Karedad diayπŸ˜‚ grabe perte nakong katawa atong di nadaw sya mugukod kay mailhag unggoy sa temple run haha yawaa oyπŸ˜‚ Idol karedad grabeh ka hahaπŸ˜‚

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  4. Hindi ako natawa. Natuwa ako πŸ˜„ ang ganda ng speaking voice nyaπŸ’• kahit wala ako naintindihan.πŸ˜‚

  5. Ahaha maS natuWa ako saH linE naH
    ."anong meaning ng F"
    Fersistent
    Ferfect
    Fasado

    Fafatay ka !
    Ahahah .. NabuAng. C kariDad.. !
    Ahahaha xD

  6. Hahahahahaha,, idol na talaga KITA karenchitta, 😘😍❀😍😘 katong wala ka sabot PASENSYA namo

    Kong Dota siya mag counters strike ka

  7. Unsay meaning aning F?

    Ang meaning aning F stands for;
    A Fersistent
    A Ferfect
    A Fasado!

    Mama: F..fafatay ka?

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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