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Kattappanayile Rithwik Roshan Comedy Scenes | Vol 3 | Salim Kumar | Dharmajan | Vishnu Unnikrishnan


Who doesn’t wish for happiness? Hello! Hi! – Kichu?
– Yes. I’m your new neighbour! Ann Maria? – Yeah! You know me?
– Hmm! – Are you free tomorrow?
– Yes. Tomorrow I’m free. Can we meet tomorrow evening? Oh yes, we can meet
tomorrow evening. Okay, thank you!
Good night! Okay thank you.
Good night! Ann Maria wishes to see me. What a pleasant dream! Dasappa, wake up. What’s it? Ann Maria called me over my phone. May be a dream. Yeah, even I thought the same. But she has sent me a message. To meet me at 4 o’ clock at Food Mall. Did she send a message to your mobile? It’s not her, but somebody else
has sent it to fool me. Let’s find him out and screw him first. Give me that mobile number. 94469 84365 Who is that? I am Ann Maria!
Are you Dasettan? – Yes!
– Isn’t Kichu there? Yes! He is with me I sent him a message
to meet at 4 ‘0 clock. Please remind him. Okay, thank you. Bye!
– Okay, Thank you! Dude! It’s original Ann Maria. She asked me to bring you at 4 o’ clock. No..l will not go alone.
You also come. I will come, dude! Have you gone alone
anywhere without me? In case someone is going to fool
us after reaching there? Then, we will be put to shame. Don’t worry!
It’s not new to us. I’ll change dress and come. Dear! Isn’t he Giridhar? Did he buy a new car again? This is LIFE! To be born, one has
to be born like him. Beauty, wealth… Name itself is…GIRIDHAR. How rich it is! Look at our names. Krishnan! What is your name? – Go man.
– Tell me your name. Dasappan. Oh God! Poverty! Name itself says you
will never reform in life. Most probably. Don’t care about anything! The
moment you see her, tell her “I love you”! Will you please shut up? I’m in a plight where the lost
lottery ticket wins the 1st prize. I’m sure, it’s love. She started loving you at 1st sight. Haven’t you heard,
“Love at first night”! It is first sight. Excuse me, shall I take it? Here it is. Thank you! Like your dream,
you both will start falling in love. Your love will start blossoming. Your love will flower!
And spread over. As a monument of your love, I will
build a Tajmahal in this Kattapana. Did you repair the leakage on
the roof in the backside kitchen? No. Now he is going to
build a Tajmahal. Shall I take? Hey! Oh I’m sorry! Please carry on. Hasn’t he seen food? What are you doing? For what did she ask
me to come here? Shall I say what came in
my crooked mind? The way she appeared that day… The way she glanced at you… That smile… It wasn’t an ordinary appearance. Okay then, you carry on. – Hi!
– Hi! – I’m Ann.
– I’m Kichu. Why did you want to see me? Actually…Just a minute. What is this? Open and see. Hey, you! Has she lost her sense? After many years of struggle
only you got the chance. And is she asking you for a chance? She did this portfolio
in Bhavana Studio, Prakash city. – Maheshettan’s?
– Yah! There was a photo of mine standing
with Priyadarshan Sir, right? – When she’d seen that…
– Which one? Oh! That photo which was taken
when we went to watch the shooting! Seeing that, she might have thought
I and Priyan sir are in good terms. And Maheshettan also
would’ve bombarded with lies. Still, my calculations
completely have gone wrong. How? I thought the girl,
who disliked you earlier, was back again. Oh, twist! – You watch all cinemas?
– Mostly! Not coming to play? No, you guys carry on. Dude, it is a wonderful chance. As she herself approached you,
matter is simple now. Now tell her that you know Priyadarshan
and shall discuss the matter with him. If she comes to know the truth,
after you both fall in love, it won’t be a big problem. Is she a dumb-head
to believe this? Shut up! Shall I tell you a universal truth? Girls of extraordinary
beauty won’t have brains. If at all she has both beauty and sense,
then that can’t be a girl. – You’re really a great Scholar!
– More or less. Take! – Hey!
– Where is it going? Get the ball. What? Get the ball, you dog! Will they hit me? More or less! Go. Get the ball. Dear, Your birthday kheer is
palatable, tasty and yummy! Thank you! She’s a dab hand at cooking! Regarding dab hand…
her mother… is chanceless! O my friend!
She cooks everything in a jiffy! But you can hardly eat it! What did you say? Perform Kanni’s marriage before
her next birthday, right? How could you follow my
wife’s gestures and language? I’ve seen on T.V. You might have seen it there,
but don’t show it here. O my Sure!
You know what is in her mind? Wishes to get our daughter
married to her brother’s son. The one working in
the textile shop? Hmm! Wasn’t he in Jail for some days? So what?
Gandhiji also has gone to Jail. Gandhiji didn’t go to Jail for fixing
hidden camera in Britishers bathroom. Even you’d been to Jail. That’s why I say, two convicts
should not live in one place. Right? I happened to see one thing today. In Kichu’s room, he had
written his life ambitions. Is it? Anything related to cinema? Yes! First one was that. To act as a hero in any cinema. That is likely to happen soon. Shooting will start next month. When? Asking when? The drink you had yesterday was from
the advance amount he received. Creep! Yes. Second one? Love and marry a beautiful girl! If he becomes a hero,
he will find many beauties, right dear? When I read his next ambition,
my eyes welled up! Should make father sit at home
without sending him to work. He can make you sit at home
now itself after breaking your limbs. He is an affectionate boy. I shall take leave then. Okay. – Tomorrow is my treat.
– What for? I applied for change
of my name Sashi in gazette. I will get the papers next week! Superb! Amazed! Rocked! What is your new name, Sashi? Soman! What? S-O-MAN! Now you’ve become
the real SASHI! In short, Soman
became a fool! Do I need to change
this name also? Who doesn’t wish for happiness? Hello, tell me! You Pot belly blathering idiot! O my friend! To know it’s meaning,
one must ask Ranjini Haridas. Cyber cell means Police complaint? Yes, that only. Hello! That’s good. Where is she?
Not to be seen anywhere. Look how rash they drive!
Dasa, who is this beggar? Georgettan’s son! We’re likely
to go for his burial today. Which Georgettan? One living next to the Cemetery. Too much of pride as
Cemetery is close by. You better leave. Bro, if you also come,
I’ll have some courage. You want me to become a post? A Journey like this is good
for a man and woman to fall in love. Is it? Then, give me the bus fare. – Me?
– Yes. From where will I give you? I only keep hanging
around with you. Do you know, it’s been long since
my auto went for a ride. I hardly get to see
a hundred now. Chetta! Can you give me a
change for Rs.1000? Do I appear like a man
holding 1000s in hand? Shucks! Auto’s name is PANAKARAN(Wealthy)
but Driver is PICHAIKARAN( Beggar)! Hi! Hi! Hi! – He is Dasappan!
– Vipin Das! Yes, I know. How? However I must
appreciate you, Ann! It’s very difficult to
find my number. How did you find out? Aunty who lives downstairs gave
me your number the day we came here. Saying that the number belongs to a
flirt who harasses people of this area. She asked me to save it. Not only yours,
one Vijayan’s also. – Who is that?
– Your father. Enjoy…Enjoy! Oh no! Well, happy journey
and all the best. Thank you! – I’ll kill father one day.
– Shall we move? Very bad! Kichu, No seats here. Our decisions must
be very brilliant! Yes, correct. Look, that bus is moving first.
Come, let’s board that. Come quickly…
let’s catch that bus. Get down fast. Come. Sit…Sit. How is it? Thodupuzha!! Bus is about to leave.
Board quickly. The moment I saw them, I
guessed they are fools. I understood. Quick..let’s occupy the seat
we sat earlier. Get in fast. – However my idea worked out.
– Ticket…ticket… Come on, move. Right! Nice photo, ah! Who is your favourite actress? Monisha! I was an ardent
fan of Monisha! Monishal! What makes you like her? Monisha… resembles my mother. I’m very fond of her. Why staring at me like this? But understand one thing! My heart
also craves for small small successes. I must satisfy it! When I danced with anklets
in front of an immoral person like you, this divine art was blemished. My feet doesn’t deserve
these anklets henceforth. Though with intense pain
of thousand thorns pricking me, this is my only happiness. I’m disowning this forever. Oh, Sorry! Get out! I performed well.
They simply find faults. It’s already fixed!
Fake audition! Needlessly troubling others! All are cheats. That man with long hair and beard.
What does he think of himself? But you should have
seen my performance, Kichu! I saw! I also saw. Actually, there was
some problem with my throat. And suddenly when I was asked
to perform, I got a bit nervous. Amidst that…he…still l… You don’t know acting, do you? Like everyone only wish. Let’s go. I didn’t say this to hurt you. Initially everybody is like this. Don’t worry!
It’ll become alright. Okay! However I’m lucky for not
introducing you to Priyadarshan sir. Get lost! Keep legs closed. Kichu, show your
acting in Cinema! Not while doing work out! Give! Get up! Come! Some think, 99% of Gym
instructors are only fools. Still 1% of them are brilliants. And I fall into that category. So don’t act before me.
Go and lift the weight. How did you hurt your hand? After drinking tea in breakable glass, I crushed it mistaking
it for disposable glass! Got injured. – Then, 100%!
– Yes! Yes! Is that all? Sir, for your range,
only this much is available. The rest are costly. What? Kichu! Good Party wears are here.
Come here. With the money I pay for one shirt here,
I can buy 3 from footpath. Wearing a branded shirt,
will give you more confidence. Come on, buy! Shoot is going to begin. – I can buy, right?
– Hmm! Can you show me the Party wears? Party wears, ah! How does this look? No, this will not match you. Show! Won’t match
as you are also black. Black and black won’t match. If you were fair,
it would’ve been correct. See this!
How is it? Only Rs.130. Nothing lesser than this. Hi, Ann! Amith!
– Ann Maria! What a surprise! – It’s been long time!
– Yes! It’s almost 6 years, right? Yeah!
6 years! Where were you then? After completing the course,
I went to Australia! And now settled there. Oh! Great news! You’ve become a bit fat now. Arey, but I’m still 6 pack. Yes! Of course.
– Yah! Oh sorry! Meet my friend Kichu. Come here. He is Amith, my senior in college! Hello! Are you okay? – Amith, give me your number.
– Take it down. I will call you later! 7012637639 See Amith, I stored your
number, okay. See you then, bye! See you. Sexy! Who is he actually? He was my super senior
while studying in Bangalore. And in College, he is my hero. You know something? I was a big fan of
him and even loved him. Fire somewhere!
Fire engines are rushing! Love means… Just an infatuation. After college, he never
even contacted me. I’m just one among
the girls whom he flirted. I was upset a lot at that time. Even otherwise, this chocolate look,
color and height are not a matter. Character is important, right! Come, let’s buy a shirt. At last I found one. Sir, this will be
a correct match for you. See this!
How is it? Only Rs.100. Get lost, you dog! You stinky! What am I to do if
someone is abusing you daily? Never mind.
Please tell this also. As I don’t know English,
I’m asking your help. I won’t tell you the meaning
unless you tell me who the girl is. Too bad, dude! It’s the last time.
I’m going to end this game. Please tell me. Tell me. If you are pulling me this much, If you drag me like this, To your love… To your love… I don’t have any other option. I don’t have any other go. But I love you back. But I also love you in return. What does that mean? Means… If you love me so immensely, then
I’m also forced to love you. Is that all? Hey Dasappa!
Seems she loves you! At least now tell me,
who is that girl? Please tell me. The girl comparing for
Love Birds programme on T.V. Thambu Wilson… it’s her. Didn’t you show me the photo
the other day, that girl only. Dasappa, you are
really great, dude! You are a real set up. You’re a great man! More or less! – Take!
– What is this, towel? Oh God, father! Your shooting begins
today, isn’t it? – Yah!
– Congratulations! Dear, I’ve teased you a lot. I have told many hurting words. It was all for your good only. To induce an urge in life! That’s the reason
you reached up to here. When one knows that
a person is going to shine, this is the usual
dialogue said by people, who until then had
been criticizing him. – That is what you are telling me now.
– So my story is over, right? Okay, get going. Father, get inside. ls gruel ready?
– What more should happen now?

92 thoughts on “Kattappanayile Rithwik Roshan Comedy Scenes | Vol 3 | Salim Kumar | Dharmajan | Vishnu Unnikrishnan

  1. അത് ഇപ്പ തന്റെ കൈയും കാലും തല്ലി ഓടിച്ചിട്ട് ആയാലും വീട്ടിൽ ഒരു മൂലയ്ക്ക് ഇരിത്താലോ😁😁👌👌

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  31. പ്രവാസിയായ അച്ഛനെ യാത്രയാക്കുന്ന മകള്‍… ചങ്ക് പിടയുന്ന പ്രവാസിയുടെ നിമിഷങ്ങൾ… 😢

    https://youtu.be/VX3uRsowLgE

  32. പ്രവാസിയായ അച്ഛനെ യാത്രയാക്കുന്ന മകള്‍… ചങ്ക് പിടയുന്ന പ്രവാസിയുടെ നിമിഷങ്ങൾ… 😢

    https://youtu.be/VX3uRsowLgE

  33. പ്രവാസിയായ അച്ഛനെ യാത്രയാക്കുന്ന മകള്‍… ചങ്ക് പിടയുന്ന പ്രവാസിയുടെ നിമിഷങ്ങൾ… 😢

    https://youtu.be/VX3uRsowLgE

  34. ടിവിയിൽ പലതും കാണിക്കും അതൊന്നും ഇവിടെ എടുക്കാൻ നിൽക്കരുത്

  35. സെമിത്തേരി അടുത്താണെന്നുള്ള അഹങ്ഗഗരമാ ആ ചെറുക്കന്….😂

  36. 5:20 ee time I’ll paryaunna mahesh bhavana nammade maheshinte prathikarathile maheshettan aanenu ethra perk manasilayi😃😃😃😃…

  37. 320 പേര് ഡിസ്‌ലൈക് അടിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട്. അവന്മാർക്കൊക്കെ വല്ലോ മൂലക്കുരുവും കാണും… 😁😁

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