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Kellywise – SNL


>>>AFTER SENATOR CORKER TWEETED
THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS LEADING US ON A PATH TO WORLD WAR THERE,
WHITE HOUSE ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLED THOSE TWOOITS
TWEETS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. THIS WOMAN DOES KNOW SHE WORKS
FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT?
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? I’M ON THE ON THE COOPER.
— I’M ANDERSON COOPER.>>AND WE’RE OUT.
GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. HERE’S THE RUN DOWN FOR
TOMORROW.>>OKAY.
DO WE HAVE ANYBODY FOR THE THIRD SPOT YET.
>>WELL, I KNOW KELLYANNE HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS.
>>WE THAT DESPERATE? ♪♪♪
>>OH.>>HI, IT’S ME, KELLYANNE
CONWAY. BUT YOU YOU CAN CALL ME KELLY
WISE, THE DANCING CLOWN. IT’S KELLYANNE.
>>WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MAKEUP?
>>I TONED IT DOWN. PUT ME ON TV.
>>I HAVE TO GO.>>DON’T YOU WANT GOOD?
NO.>>I’LL GIVE YOU GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THIS. PUERTO RICO ACTUAL WE WAS WORSE
BEFORE HURRICANE MARIA, AND THE HURRICANE DID BLOW SOME
BUILDINGS BACK TOGETHER. AND I DON’T KNOW WHY ELIZABETH
WARREN WON’T TWEET ABOUT THAT.>>THAT’S INSANE.
>>I KNOW. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
>>NO, SHUT UP>>OKAY, SO SECRETARY TILLERSON
DID NOT CALL THE PRESIDENT A MORON.
THEY WERE SHARING A SUNDAY, AND THE PRESIDENT ASKED IF HE WANTED
MORE SPRINKLES, AND THE SECRETARY SAYS MORE ON.
AND, PUT ME ON TV.>>HEY, HEY, DON’T TALK TO HER.
EVERY DAY SHE DRAGS SOMEBODY INTO THAT SEWER, DOWN THERE
WHERE THE DOODIES ARE. DON’T BELIEVE ME?
YESTERDAY SHE GOT RACHEL MADDOW.>>YOU’LL FLOAT TOO ANDERSON.
>>RACHEL.>>COME ON COOPY.
WE NEED EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.>>THAT’S A LIE.
>>PUT ME ON TV, OR I’LL HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS, YOUR GREATEST
FEAR.>>I’M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING.
>>NO?>>OH.
OH! [ SCREAMING ]
>>ANDERSON COOPER. HA, HA, HA, HA.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>HILLARY, IS THAT YOU?
IT’S ME. I’M DOWN IN THE SEWER.
WHERE DID YOU THINK I’D BE, MICHIGAN OR WISCONSIN?
HEY, ANDERSON, WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
>>THIS IS A TRICK.>>THIS IS A TRICK.
>>NO IT’S NOT A TRICK. IT’S ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
HERE, IF YOU COME DOWN I WILL GIVE YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK,
“WHAT HAPPENED” BY ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
GO ON. TAKE IT.
TAKE IT. OH.
OH. OH.
[ SCREAMING ]>>AAHH!
DAMN.>>OH, CRAP.
[ SCREAMING ]>>ANDERSON, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>OH, MY GOD, WAS I ASLEEP?>>YEAH, WE ARE BACK ON IN FIVE,
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE OKAY.>>YEAH.
I’M FINE. I JUST HAVEN’T BEEN SLEEPING.>>HI STRANGER.
THANK YOU FOR BOOK ME. IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.
GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT
COOPY?>>KELLYANNE?
[ SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING ]

100 thoughts on “Kellywise – SNL

  1. Donโ€™t you think SNL would be funny if they made fun of things that were actually funny. You know, like the ridiculous Democrats ripping our country apart.

  2. now i finally understand kellyanne conway and why she's batshit crazy i would be to if i was the secret love child of pennywise and harley quinn

  3. Hes the only US president to meet with North Korea trying to keep peace. Hillary would have started ww3 with russia for no reason and get us all killed. SNL just like MSM is nothing more than Jewish propaganda. Trump 2020. I cant wait to see your fucking tears knowing you cant destroy our country.

  4. Great story line , costumes, make up… it was a nice short video but nothing funny at all. When did SNL start producing film school shorts and stop producing comedy

  5. Wouldnโ€™t this be funnier if it were Hillary Clinton? Kelly is a pretty normal woman. Hillary is the one with the severe personality disorder and the fakest voice ever and the creepy cackling laugh

  6. Omg this ๐Ÿคก and David S Pumpkins ๐ŸŽƒ are my two favorite skits! Lol I will watch them anytime of the year and find them hilarious every time! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Spot on! The writers are wicked clever on this show and can put a funny spin on real world bull inside of a week! And boy, does society give us alot of crap to really tear apart in a satire way eh?

  8. SNL is just on the bash Trump bandwagon, it has never been funny and its political jokes have been repackaged for about a century already, SNL is so stupid

  9. I wish I could give more likes That was Great I was out of the country someone suggested I see because of My infatuation with Kate McKinnon ( I Love her ) she is a natural every sketch she's in is classic

  10. This was fucking retarded stop doing political jokes there so ducking dumb!!!! Nobody wants to hear your agenda driven garbage!!!! Fuck!

  11. id just put my dick in the drain and be like bitch u live in a sewer. ill get you out by the same way you got down here start suckin.

  12. this is somehow more terrifying than the real pennywise…with that being said im going to have all kinds of fucked-up nightmares now. THANKS, SNL!!!

  13. Every now and then I dip my toe into the proverbial pond that is SNL, and every time my foot comes out covered in feces ๐Ÿ˜‚

    SNL: Please get new writers that are capable of pulling their heads out of their hyper-liberal echo chamber long enough to realize that they stopped writing comedy years ago. Stating your political beliefs as fact is not comedy nor is it good writing: Itโ€™s just soap boxing.

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